tdigle Asks You Questions, And You Answer, Part Deux

[Hawkeye]

1)Clyde is the Mosquito
2) Three griddle sticks for breakfast,Spicy Teriyaki Chicken for lunch, Pork Chops w/ Red Beans and rice for dinner.
3) In the rare occasion that I do wait it's usually a minute of two
4)Huh?
5)No

 

[The Crock]

3 November 2010

1) Is Kyle's superhero alter-ego The Mosquito?

Naaaah

2) What did you eat today?

Cereal, BLT on wheat (Turkey Bacon), Salmon.

3) Question submitted from jmt225: When you jack-off, do you stop when you're about to climax, wait for a few seconds, then repeat the process a more few times to achieve a better orgasm?

If the chick stops jacking me off to make me a sandwich then yes, if not... No.

4) Porn stars: why are they so much more attractive as half-naked extras than when they're actually screwed on camera (e.g., Gianna Michaels in Piranha 3-D vs. the films that she makes to put bread on the table)?

Like all women, they put up a false facade.

5) Do you stutter?

N-n-n-no.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

for question 4 I'm pretty sure he's asking why pornstars are hotter in movies where they're not having all kinds of freaky sex. then he gave an example.

 

[Hawkeye]

for question 4 I'm pretty sure he's asking why pornstars are hotter in movies where they're not having all kinds of freaky sex. then he gave an example.

Oh ok. IDFK!

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

3 November 2010

1) Is Kyle's superhero alter-ego The Mosquito?

I have no idea who Kyle is.

2) What did you eat today?

- Wheat Bix (6 with banana sliced), 2 mandarines and a Protein shake for breakfast.
- 2 green apples and natural yogurt for a snack.
- Grilled Chicken with mashed potato (no butter) and a bottle of Orange Juice
- 2 Bananas for another snack.

Waiting for dinner now and it is going to be Carbonarra Pasta with Pumpkin and steamed peas and beans.

3) Question submitted from jmt225: When you jack-off, do you stop when you're about to climax, wait for a few seconds, then repeat the process a more few times to achieve a better orgasm?

No but I was never really a big *********or.

4) Porn stars: why are they so much more attractive as half-naked extras than when they're actually screwed on camera (e.g., Gianna Michaels in Piranha 3-D vs. the films that she makes to put bread on the table)?

Because in their mind I guess the mystique of how they would fuck comes into play, seeing them doing porn shatters the aura.

5) Do you stutter?

Them's fighting words.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

28 October 2010

1) TheOneBigWill going trick or treating at least twice this weekend: creepy or cute?

Tiring. Very much so. And, uh, yeah - I have kids. So I'm pretty sure it's called Good Parenting.

But.. you know..

2) Do you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend to shut the fuck up if they talk too much during sex (the youngins can answer this as a hypothetical)?

Talking dirty > being silent.

3) Do you shop at thrift stores?

No.

4) Do you own a pair of Jordans?

I own 2 pair of footwear. Boots and dress shoes.

5) How the fuck does fantasy basketball (from what I can tell, the scoring scheme is nothing like it is in FF)?

I have no clue, but apparently you don't just get "wins" or "losses". I somehow went 6-4 this past week. I guess that's good, but the fuck if I know.

6) Why can't Noah pay attention?

Who's Noah?

29 October 2010

1) Would finding out that your woman does private webcam shows piss you off just as much or less than finding out that she porn/strips/works on the street corner?

Less. Webcam shows are harmless compaired to physical contact with one or multiple other individuals. (Stripping can involve physical contact)

2) Have you ever been sexually attracted to someone who isn't all that physically attractive (e.g., Alice Glass)?

Sexually attracted? No. Physically attracted, yes.

If my penis can get a rise out of you - I clearly don't find you unattractive, so the question is invalid.

3) Do you wear braces/have you had to wear them?

Nope. I have amazing teeth.

4) Becker plans on finishing out his current series of name changes with, "Jeffue: Cunty 4 Life." What should his third (i.e., his penultimate) name change be?

Jeffue: ***** Never Die

5) How pissed will Brett Favre be if he can't start on Sunday?

Enough to finally retire.

31 October 2010

1) Sharks: are or aren't they some bad motherfuckers?

Yeah, especially when you try to train them to do tricks. They don't play that shit.

2) What's your favorite dinosaur?

Raptors

3) Who would win in a fight: Jaws or a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Jaws.

The T-Rex would have to move into the water to get within striking distance of Jaws; thereby making it homefield for the shark - and even more of a disadvantage for the animal with very little arms.

4) If you have a dog, do you enjoy searching for and pulling ticks off of them?

I don't own a Dog. I'm a cat guy.

5) Do you own a wrench?

Yes. Several, why? You looking to borrow one?

3 November 2010

1) Is Kyle's superhero alter-ego The Mosquito?

Who's Kyle?

2) What did you eat today?

Spaghetti.

3) Question submitted from jmt225: When you jack-off, do you stop when you're about to climax, wait for a few seconds, then repeat the process a more few times to achieve a better orgasm?

When I get jacked off, I normally let them decide when to stop.

4) Porn stars: why are they so much more attractive as half-naked extras than when they're actually screwed on camera (e.g., Gianna Michaels in Piranha 3-D vs. the films that she makes to put bread on the table)?

Likely because of the clothes they're wearing, but I have no idea. Its not like they aren't attractive overall, regardless of what they are - or aren't - wearing, and while doing what.

5) Do you stutter?

No.

 

[Alex]

3 November 2010

1) Is Kyle's superhero alter-ego The Mosquito?

No The Wasp

2) What did you eat today?

Cereal, some chocolate sugar puff things

3) Question submitted from jmt225: When you jack-off, do you stop when you're about to climax, wait for a few seconds, then repeat the process a more few times to achieve a better orgasm?

I keep going

4) Porn stars: why are they so much more attractive as half-naked extras than when they're actually screwed on camera (e.g., Gianna Michaels in Piranha 3-D vs. the films that she makes to put bread on the table)?

I dunno, because you can use your imagination to think up scenarios instead of watching her being pounded on the coffee table

5) Do you stutter?

Sometimes I can't get the words out first time, so I sort of try and say them about five times before they do come out.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

14 March 2011

1) How have the first 2 1/2 months of 2011 gone for you?

2) Do you have a credit card?

3) Did you ever dream of being a gynecologist?

4) Have you ever written on a bathroom stall?

5) Do you like the feeling of the microtears you get in your quadriceps when you do a squat correctly?

 

[Coco]

14 March 2011

1) How have the first 2 1/2 months of 2011 gone for you?

Awesome. Early projections show that 2011 is a better year for me than 2010. But not 2009. I tell you, that was a year.

2) Do you have a credit card?

Why wouldn't I?

3) Did you ever dream of being a gynecologist?

I'm afraid not. Proctology is where it's at.

4) Have you ever written on a bathroom stall?

I'm ashamed to say I did. Shortly after seeing The Ice Harvest. Horrible, I know.

5) Do you like the feeling of the microtears you get in your quadriceps when you do a squat correctly?

I must be doing it wrong.

 

[a0161613]

14 March 2011

Let's do it

1) How have the first 2 1/2 months of 2011 gone for you?

Better than 2010 when my fiancee lost her mum to cancer.

2) Do you have a credit card?

In order to help us pay for the wedding, I've just got another one. We have have about 6 between us.

3) Did you ever dream of being a gynecologist?

Nope

4) Have you ever written on a bathroom stall?

Lol, no.

5) Do you like the feeling of the microtears you get in your quadriceps when you do a squat correctly?

My legs are damaged goods anyway so I would.

 

[Барбоса]

1) How have the first 2 1/2 months of 2011 gone for you?

A skiiing trip to America, a stag do to Edinburgh, best friend's wedding, PhD in the bag and being paid to read, write, talk and teach about ancient history. I suppose it could be worse

2) Do you have a credit card?

No

3) Did you ever dream of being a gynecologist?

No

4) Have you ever written on a bathroom stall?

Not unless a uncontrollable stream counts as writing

5) Do you like the feeling of the microtears you get in your quadriceps when you do a squat correctly?

That sounds a little too much like uncompetitive exercise for my liking

 

[IrishCanadian25]

1) How have the first 2 1/2 months of 2011 gone for you?

Awesome. 2011 is going to be MY year.

2) Do you have a credit card?

Several.

3) Did you ever dream of being a gynecologist?

I don't want to turn pro.

4) Have you ever written on a bathroom stall?

No. It's classless and trashy.

5) Do you like the feeling of the microtears you get in your quadriceps when you do a squat correctly?

Absolutely.

 

[Tastycles]

1) How have the first 2 1/2 months of 2011 gone for you?

Better than the last two and a half months of 2010.

2) Do you have a credit card?

No

3) Did you ever dream of being a gynecologist?

No, I've no desire to see rotten minge.

4) Have you ever written on a bathroom stall?

Yes, "Lonely truckers, ring this number for some bum fun" followed by my mate's number in a Motorway services. I crossed it out about half an hour later.

5) Do you like the feeling of the microtears you get in your quadriceps when you do a squat correctly?

I have no idea what you are talking about.

 

[Phoenix]

14 March 2011

1) How have the first 2 1/2 months of 2011 gone for you?

Definitely better than last year. Just having a slight burnout feeling at the moment, but otherwise good.

2) Do you have a credit card?

Nope

3) Did you ever dream of being a gynecologist?

Nope.

4) Have you ever written on a bathroom stall?

Nope.

5) Do you like the feeling of the microtears you get in your quadriceps when you do a squat correctly?

I don't gym it so no.

 

[JGlass]

1) How have the first 2 1/2 months of 2011 gone for you?

Pretty good. I've taken over running the campus film club, classes have been solid, and my social life has been pretty great too.

2) Do you have a credit card?

I have a debit card that I use as a credit card.

3) Did you ever dream of being a gynecologist?

No. Not a fan of the doctor.

4) Have you ever written on a bathroom stall?

Probably when I was a kid in elementary or middle school, but not within recent money.

5) Do you like the feeling of the microtears you get in your quadriceps when you do a squat correctly?

Haven't done a squat in a long time, but I do like the feeling you get after you had a solid work out.

 

[Nate DaMac]

14 March 2011

1) How have the first 2 1/2 months of 2011 gone for you?

Weak for the most part. Only good thing was my daughter's birth in January.

2) Do you have a credit card?

Nope. I've already effectively ruined my credit.

3) Did you ever dream of being a gynecologist?

No, can't say that I have.

4) Have you ever written on a bathroom stall?

I had a thing for defacing gang tags in the bathrooms in High School.

5) Do you like the feeling of the microtears you get in your quadriceps when you do a squat correctly?

I don't exercise.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

18 April 2011

1) Have you ever done a Chinese Firedrill?

2) Do you find Asian women attractive?

3) Have you had your wisdom teeth pulled?

4) Do you feel the urge to sneeze when you look directly into the sun?

5) Have you ever felt the urge to tell your woman to shut the fuck up while you're fucking?

 

[JGlass]

18 April 2011

1) Have you ever done a Chinese Firedrill?

2) Do you find Asian women attractive?

3) Have you had your wisdom teeth pulled?

4) Do you feel the urge to sneeze when you look directly into the sun?

5) Have you ever felt the urge to tell your woman to shut the fuck up while you're fucking?

1) Yes
2) Definitely
3) Yes
4) Can't say I've ever looked directly into the sun.
5) YES! I know I'm not that good, so stop fucking acting like it.

 

[Mac Attack]

18 April 2011

1) Have you ever done a Chinese Firedrill?

2) Do you find Asian women attractive?

3) Have you had your wisdom teeth pulled?

4) Do you feel the urge to sneeze when you look directly into the sun?

5) Have you ever felt the urge to tell your woman to shut the fuck up while you're fucking?

No.
No
Yes
Yes
No

 

[SavageTaker]

18 April 2011

1) Have you ever done a Chinese Firedrill?

I don't know what that is.

2) Do you find Asian women attractive?

I don't like women.

3) Have you had your wisdom teeth pulled?

No.

4) Do you feel the urge to sneeze when you look directly into the sun?

No.

5) Have you ever felt the urge to tell your woman to shut the fuck up while you're fucking?

I don't fuck women.

 

[Dave]

18 April 2011

1) Have you ever done a Chinese Firedrill?

2) Do you find Asian women attractive?

3) Have you had your wisdom teeth pulled?

4) Do you feel the urge to sneeze when you look directly into the sun?

5) Have you ever felt the urge to tell your woman to shut the fuck up while you're fucking?

1. I don't even know what that is... Upon further research, I must say no. But that shit is definitely going to happen soon.

2. Sometimes.

3. I have not. I take care of my teeth for the most part,

4. I don't.

5. I have. But then again, I answered a text during with the same girl. So I really don't have room to talk.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

18 April 2011

1) Have you ever done a Chinese Firedrill?

2) Do you find Asian women attractive?

3) Have you had your wisdom teeth pulled?

4) Do you feel the urge to sneeze when you look directly into the sun?

5) Have you ever felt the urge to tell your woman to shut the fuck up while you're fucking?

1) No

2) Some yes, others no.

3) No

4) No, but after a couple minutes I start to get a headache.

5) Yes, then I did. Unfortunately afterwords she got the urge to stop fucking.

 

[Hawkeye]

18 April 2011

1) Have you ever done a Chinese Firedrill?

2) Do you find Asian women attractive?

3) Have you had your wisdom teeth pulled?

4) Do you feel the urge to sneeze when you look directly into the sun?

5) Have you ever felt the urge to tell your woman to shut the fuck up while you're fucking?

1)Nawl
2)Only when they've got thighs like Chun Li. Or if they're chubby.
3)Nope, they're calmly growing in as we speak.
4)Nawl
5)Sir, I am a romantic. I just shove my tongue in her mouth and make her feel like a woman.

 

[Nate DaMac]

18 April 2011

1) Have you ever done a Chinese Firedrill?

Never heard of it.

2) Do you find Asian women attractive?

Any race other than white. I need something new.

3) Have you had your wisdom teeth pulled?

Yup, they're all gone.

4) Do you feel the urge to sneeze when you look directly into the sun?

No?

5) Have you ever felt the urge to tell your woman to shut the fuck up while you're fucking?

Yes. I'll say it at any other point in the day too.

 

[Sparky]

Yes
No
No
No
No

(If a Chinese fire drill is what google told me it was....)