tdigle Asks You Questions, And You Answer

[Y 2 Jake]

1) Have you ever called "Fives" on a chair?

Must be an American thing.

2) Why can't Becker spell for shit?

Because it's one of the first things they teach you at school, and he's replaced what he knew about spelling with something more useful, like algebra.

3) Is J-Goose related to Luis Guzman?

Who the fuck is J-Goose and what happened to Luis Guzman's career?

4) Why do the Japanese censor genitalia in their porn?

You haven't been watching proper Japanese porn.

5) Do you sleep naked?

No, I need underwear to catch any dribbles of piss.

6) Do you own a frisbee?

Yeah, a dog frisbee, but that's not really mine. I mean I bought it, but it was a gift.

7) If given the opportunity, would you pet a wombat?

Sure.

8) Does the Loch Ness monster really exist?

That's something you'd really have to ask Ted Danson.

9) Have you ever been so scared you screamed out in terror?

No, I gently weep.

10) How do you feel about head lice?

My daughter get's them weekly, no big deal.

 

[Sparky]

10 May 2010

1) Have you ever called "Fives" on a chair?

2) Why can't Becker spell for shit?

Maybe he don't want too. never really noticed spelling unless it's lyke dis.

3) Is J-Goose related to Luis Guzman?

who?

4) Why do the Japanese censor genitalia in their porn?

They do?

5) Do you sleep naked?

Do I have to be honest? ok... sometimes when I have sex I get too lazy to get dressed again so the answer is sometimes...

6) Do you own a frisbee?

Only a cheap collapsible one

7) If given the opportunity, would you pet a wombat?

Already have, a few times. Fuck they can run...

8) Does the Loch Ness monster really exist?

Maybe.

9) Have you ever been so scared you screamed out in terror?

Yeah, wasn't scared scared... More because of being afraid to lose someone I love.

10) How do you feel about head lice?

Itchy little free loaders.

 

[ColdPlay3r]

10 May 2010

1) Have you ever called "Fives" on a chair?

2) Why can't Becker spell for shit?

Don't know, cause shit isn't worth spelling for?

3) Is J-Goose related to Luis Guzman?

4) Why do the Japanese censor genitalia in their porn?

they don't? not worth showing i guess

5) Do you sleep naked?

Nope

6) Do you own a frisbee?

Nope, but i will be sure to buy one

7) If given the opportunity, would you pet a wombat?

ill pet the shit out of a wombat

8) Does the Loch Ness monster really exist?

nope, it was Michael Winslow's fist

9) Have you ever been so scared you screamed out in terror?

only on the inside

10) How do you feel about head lice?

not sure, that's a scratchy subject