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tdigle Asks You Questions, And You Answer, Part Deux

18 April 2011

1) Have you ever done a Chinese Firedrill?

2) Do you find Asian women attractive?

3) Have you had your wisdom teeth pulled?

4) Do you feel the urge to sneeze when you look directly into the sun?

5) Have you ever felt the urge to tell your woman to shut the fuck up while you're fucking?

Nope
Sort of
Yupp all four at the same time
Haven't tried it
No, But sometimes it does get annoying.
 
1) Have you ever done a Chinese Firedrill?

If that's the running round a car in traffic thing then yes, yes I have.

2) Do you find Asian women attractive?

No

3) Have you had your wisdom teeth pulled?

No

4) Do you feel the urge to sneeze when you look directly into the sun?

Yes

5) Have you ever felt the urge to tell your woman to shut the fuck up while you're fucking?

Neh, but I wouldn't rule it out.
 
18 April 2011

1) Have you ever done a Chinese Firedrill?

2) Do you find Asian women attractive?

3) Have you had your wisdom teeth pulled?

4) Do you feel the urge to sneeze when you look directly into the sun?

5) Have you ever felt the urge to tell your woman to shut the fuck up while you're fucking?

1. Yes, at 1 AM in the parking lot of a local gas station.

2. Depends.

3. No.

4. What?

5. I wish I had a woman to fuck...
 
2 May 2011

1) How are you today?

2) Kate Middleton (or whatever the fuck her royal name is): shaven, full, or something in between, like a landing strip?

3) Have you ever stuck gum under a seat or a table?

4) What is you favorite kind of fish to eat?

5) (This question may have been asked before) When you were a kid, did you like to put glue all over your hands so it would dry and you could peel it off?
 
1) How are you today?

Pretty damn good, thank you.

2) Kate Middleton (or whatever the fuck her royal name is): shaven, full, or something in between, like a landing strip?

Something in between, but definitely more than a landing strip. She does some maintenance, but she's not keeping it totally clean.

3) Have you ever stuck gum under a seat or a table?

Don't think so.

4) What is you favorite kind of fish to eat?

Vagina.

5) (This question may have been asked before) When you were a kid, did you like to put glue all over your hands so it would dry and you could peel it off?

I don't think I ever intentionally did that, but I remember loving that feeling.
 
2 May 2011

1) How are you today?

2) Kate Middleton (or whatever the fuck her royal name is): shaven, full, or something in between, like a landing strip?

3) Have you ever stuck gum under a seat or a table?

4) What is you favorite kind of fish to eat?

5) (This question may have been asked before) When you were a kid, did you like to put glue all over your hands so it would dry and you could peel it off?

1. I'm feeling good, man. Had a good day off of work.
2. She's definitely shaved. I'd put my house on that bad boy.
3. Who hasn't? That's why the bottom of chairs and tables were made.
4. Tuna all day. Full of protein.
5. I didn't. However, all the fancy clubs in Glasgow seem to be rocking candles in their establishments now and I like to pour the wax onto my hands and peel it off. That's basically the same thing, right?
 
2 May 2011

1) How are you today?

Great.

2) Kate Middleton (or whatever the fuck her royal name is): shaven, full, or something in between, like a landing strip?

Landing strip.

3) Have you ever stuck gum under a seat or a table?

Yes, once.

4) What is you favorite kind of fish to eat?

Corvina and Salmon. Corvina is amazing.

5) (This question may have been asked before) When you were a kid, did you like to put glue all over your hands so it would dry and you could peel it off?

Yes but not all over my hands.
 
1) How are you today?

Alright, could be better.

2) Kate Middleton (or whatever the fuck her royal name is): shaven, full, or something in between, like a landing strip?

Like Telly Savalas.

3) Have you ever stuck gum under a seat or a table?

I must have, but I can't remember doing so.

4) What is you favorite kind of fish to eat?

Swordfish

5) (This question may have been asked before) When you were a kid, did you like to put glue all over your hands so it would dry and you could peel it off?

Not deliberately, but I'm not very dextrous so if I use glue, it still happens to this day.
 
2 May 2011

1) How are you today?

2) Kate Middleton (or whatever the fuck her royal name is): shaven, full, or something in between, like a landing strip?

3) Have you ever stuck gum under a seat or a table?

4) What is you favorite kind of fish to eat?

5) (This question may have been asked before) When you were a kid, did you like to put glue all over your hands so it would dry and you could peel it off?

1: Not bad, back aches slightly.
2: Shaved
3: Yes
4: Tuna
5: Not all the time, but I did it occasionally
 
2 May 2011

1) How are you today?

Slightly tired, but generally feeling okay

2) Kate Middleton (or whatever the fuck her royal name is): shaven, full, or something in between, like a landing strip?

Tufts here and there, like cactus in a desert

3) Have you ever stuck gum under a seat or a table?

Back when I was a season ticket holder at *my local football club* I did it every single time, made a fucking massive ball, its the only reason I ever went, I hate football

4) What is you favorite kind of fish to eat?

Anything thats not fish, so prawns or something

5) (This question may have been asked before) When you were a kid, did you like to put glue all over your hands so it would dry and you could peel it off?

I didnt like to, but I did it anyway
 
1: I'm super thanks for asking
2: In between
3: Yes
4: Cod
5: Not delibrately.
 
2 May 2011

1) How are you today?

2) Kate Middleton (or whatever the fuck her royal name is): shaven, full, or something in between, like a landing strip?

3) Have you ever stuck gum under a seat or a table?

4) What is you favorite kind of fish to eat?

5) (This question may have been asked before) When you were a kid, did you like to put glue all over your hands so it would dry and you could peel it off?

1. Great
2. Shaven?
3. Ew no
4. all i ever had was salmon , hated it.
5.Yes, I loved it
 
4 July 2011

1) Are you shooting off fireworks tonight?

2) Do you encourage/ask your girlfriend/woman to wear thongs?

3) Does FutureShockWWE make you miss next jericho? Does he make you miss Uncle Chester?

4) Hypothetical situation: your girlfriend has just told you that she sucked off a dog five years ago. What do you do?

5) Do you bite your nails, clip them, or just let them grow?
 
1) Are you shooting off fireworks tonight?

No. I will watch as others do it though.

2) Do you encourage/ask your girlfriend/woman to wear thongs?

Even if I had one I probably wouldn't. I'm much more interested in what's underneath the thong.

3) Does FutureShockWWE make you miss next jericho? Does he make you miss Uncle Chester?

I don't know next jericho, but Uncle Chester was about a zillion times worse than FSWWE.

4) Hypothetical situation: your girlfriend has just told you that she sucked off a dog five years ago. What do you do?

How long have we been dating? Do I love her? Does she give good head? Too many variables to answer the question.

5) Do you bite your nails, clip them, or just let them grow?

Sadly, I'm a biter, but when they all get long I'll go ahead an clip.
 
4 July 2011

1) Are you shooting off fireworks tonight?
No. Why? What's tonight?

2) Do you encourage/ask your girlfriend/woman to wear thongs?
No. Underwear modelling isn't one of my things.

3) Does FutureShockWWE make you miss next jericho? Does he make you miss Uncle Chester?
No. They've all started to blend together for me.

4) Hypothetical situation: your girlfriend has just told you that she sucked off a dog five years ago. What do you do?
If she's ten or younger, I don't mind that she was curious about such things up until the age of five. But if she's any older, alarm bells are going off. I run.

5) Do you bite your nails, clip them, or just let them grow?
Clip. I'm not a slob.
 
1. If somebody gives me some fireworks/if I steal some, then yea

2. Don't have one, but when I did, I did not encourage her to do so.

3. Yes and yes, didn't even realize both were gone

4. Tell her to suck me off for being such a nasty hoe

5. All three
 
1: Unfortunately no.
2: No, because alot of the girls I like have very short tempers.
3: Yes. At least you could laugh at the stupidity of the other 2.
4: Pray to god that she isn't bi and that my female dogs will be safe.
5: Clip them.
 
1. Nay
2. I don't get the appeal. What's the point when eventually she'll strip them off.
3. FSWWE makes me pray for the fucking rapture.
4. Is the video on Redtube?
5. I actually blowtorch them.
 
4 July 2011

1) Are you shooting off fireworks tonight?

2) Do you encourage/ask your girlfriend/woman to wear thongs?

3) Does FutureShockWWE make you miss next jericho? Does he make you miss Uncle Chester?

4) Hypothetical situation: your girlfriend has just told you that she sucked off a dog five years ago. What do you do?

5) Do you bite your nails, clip them, or just let them grow?

1.No...RAW. Maybe afterwards...
2.No, I actually don't care for thongs.
3. Don't mind the dude.
4. Nothing. Laugh then ask her to do it again.
5. Bite.
 
4 July 2011

1) Are you shooting off fireworks tonight?

No.

2) Do you encourage/ask your girlfriend/woman to wear thongs?

No.

3) Does FutureShockWWE make you miss next jericho? Does he make you miss Uncle Chester?

I'll go with next jericho, only because I have no idea who that is and that is the way I like it.

4) Hypothetical situation: your girlfriend has just told you that she sucked off a dog five years ago. What do you do?

Let it lie.

5) Do you bite your nails, clip them, or just let them grow?

Bite.
 
1) Are you shooting off fireworks tonight?

No, but the savages across the hall sure are.

2) Do you encourage/ask your girlfriend/woman to wear thongs?

I enjoy a woman in a thong. I'm currently single, but the next bitch will wear what I tell her.

3) Does FutureShockWWE make you miss next jericho? Does he make you miss Uncle Chester?

I don't remember next jericho. Chester? No. I'll take that ****** over Chester any day of the week.

4) Hypothetical situation: your girlfriend has just told you that she sucked off a dog five years ago. What do you do?

1. Punch her in the face.

2. Dump her, right after the punch.

5) Do you bite your nails, clip them, or just let them grow?

Bite them. Awful habit.
 
4 July 2011

1) Are you shooting off fireworks tonight?

I will be.

2) Do you encourage/ask your girlfriend/woman to wear thongs?

Not this one. I don't even want lights on.

3) Does FutureShockWWE make you miss next jericho? Does he make you miss Uncle Chester?

Yeah kinda. To both.

4) Hypothetical situation: your girlfriend has just told you that she sucked off a dog five years ago. What do you do?

It's over.

5) Do you bite your nails, clip them, or just let them grow?

I bite all but my Pinky, which I let grow so to scoop up the Coke easier.
 
1) Are you shooting off fireworks tonight?

To celebrate...Monday? No.

2) Do you encourage/ask your girlfriend/woman to wear thongs?

Don't like them. I actually just prefer normal underwear. My girlfriend wears superhero pants, just like me.

3) Does FutureShockWWE make you miss next jericho? Does he make you miss Uncle Chester?

Posters I assume. I'll answer your question with another question: Who?

4) Hypothetical situation: your girlfriend has just told you that she sucked off a dog five years ago. What do you do?

#1 Sleeping Dogs Lie is shite.

#2 I didn't know her 5 years ago. It probably isn't the only thing she sucked. I move on but I make her use mouth wash every time I kiss her. I also don't mention that I fell in dog shit face first as a child and got some in my mouth.

5) Do you bite your nails, clip them, or just let them grow?

Cut them every Sunday.
 

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