tdigle Asks You Questions, And You Answer

[ColdPlay3r]

1) How tall are you?

around 185cm

2) Can you (or have you ever been able to) dunk a basketball?

only when i wear my gravity shoes.

3) Have you ever fondled your own ass?

i stick my food up my ass before i eat so i can measure how far my ass whole will stretch when i shit.

4) If someone told you that they jacked off to the sound of their dad and his girlfriend having sex, how would you react?

disturbed.

5) Do you and your significant other have pet names for each other?

i call her snowball and she calls me David, and my name isn't David.

6) Do you have a lot of crust in your eyes when you wake up?

not really

7) Do you drool in your sleep?

not really

8) Why is Chipotle so good?

because no one knows what the hell it is.

9) Do you plan on buying Girl Scout Cookies this year?

Don't have any girl scouts here.

10) What is your favorite type of Girl Scout Cookie?

see question 9

 

[Tastycles]

1) How tall are you?

6'4"

2) Can you (or have you ever been able to) dunk a basketball?

I imagine I would have been able to when I was about 17, not now though.

3) Have you ever fondled your own ass?


Possibly.

4) If someone told you that they jacked off to the sound of their dad and his girlfriend having sex, how would you react?

I'd say "that's absolutely vile" and mock them about it for about 15 years.

5) Do you and your significant other have pet names for each other?

Yes

6) Do you have a lot of crust in your eyes when you wake up?

No

7) Do you drool in your sleep?

No

8) Why is Chipotle so good?


I don't know what that is.

9) Do you plan on buying Girl Scout Cookies this year?

No

10) What is your favorite type of Girl Scout Cookie?

Never had one.

 

[RVDgurl]

26 March 2010

1) How tall are you?

2) Can you (or have you ever been able to) dunk a basketball?

3) Have you ever fondled your own ass?

4) If someone told you that they jacked off to the sound of their dad and his girlfriend having sex, how would you react?

5) Do you and your significant other have pet names for each other?

6) Do you have a lot of crust in your eyes when you wake up?

7) Do you drool in your sleep?

8) Why is Chipotle so good?

9) Do you plan on buying Girl Scout Cookies this year?

10) What is your favorite type of Girl Scout Cookie?

1. 5'7 1/2
2. Hell no. I'm barely able to shoot one correctly.
3. I wash it thoroughly in the shower
4. Refer for psychiatric care. That shit really happens.
5. I call him many names
6. no
7. only if I fall asleep on my stomach
8. I'm not fond of things that are spicy hot
9. Nope. I've cut out junk food.
10. The tagalongs. They're delicious

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

26 March 2010

1) How tall are you?

2) Can you (or have you ever been able to) dunk a basketball?

3) Have you ever fondled your own ass?

4) If someone told you that they jacked off to the sound of their dad and his girlfriend having sex, how would you react?

5) Do you and your significant other have pet names for each other?

6) Do you have a lot of crust in your eyes when you wake up?

7) Do you drool in your sleep?

8) Why is Chipotle so good?

9) Do you plan on buying Girl Scout Cookies this year?

10) What is your favorite type of Girl Scout Cookie?

1. 6'1
2. Yes I can, I hate basketball though
3. Um no?
4. Dude, thats fucking disgusting.
5. Sorta
6. Nope
7. Occasionally
8. I'm not too sure, you should ask the makers of chipotle. Mexicans?
9. No, those taste like shit
10. The kind I don't have to eat.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

1) How tall are you?

5, 8 Methinks

2) Can you (or have you ever been able to) dunk a basketball?

Yes, I have extreme dunkage

3) Have you ever fondled your own ass?

Yes many a time it feels kinda nice

4) If someone told you that they jacked off to the sound of their dad and his girlfriend having sex, how would you react?

I would say i know, I videotaped it, and it was kinda hot

5) Do you and your significant other have pet names for each other?

She effectionatly calls me a bastard, My rebbutle is stupid bitch

6) Do you have a lot of crust in your eyes when you wake up?

No man I always brush them before i got to bed

7) Do you drool in your sleep?

Yes all the time

8) Why is Chipotle so good?

No clue Bra, im english

9) Do you plan on buying Girl Scout Cookies this year?

No I just take the damn cookies and let my dog deal with the girl scouts

10) What is your favorite type of Girl Scout Cookie?

I Love mint chocolate chip, but on a diet this time round

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

10 April 2010

1) What do you think about "works" on these forums?

2) Why is Steven Carr so beast?

3) The phrase, "lolski:" can I start an Internet-wide phenomenon with it?

4) Have you ever dyed your hair?

5) Have you ever blessed the rains down in Africa?

6) The WZ UK Summit: which one will turn out to be the creeper of the bunch?

7) Why do cats scratch the walls by their litterboxes after they take a shit?

8) Do you like riddles?

9) Do you like McGriddles?

10) Have you ever sniffed a pair of panties?

 

[Sparky]

The answer to all of these questions and more is yes.

 

[asslber]

1) What is your stance on prostate massage?

2) How do you feel about sodomy?

3) Have you ever had an Orange Julius?

4) How much water do you drink a day?

5) How many hours do you sleep a day?

1) No.
2) It looks cool.
3) No.
4) Hardly any. I mostly drink Iced Tea so whatever water is in that.
4) Like 6-7.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

26 March 2010

1) How tall are you?

6'0, 6'1 (Its measured differently on two different Hospital scales, oddly enough.)

2) Can you (or have you ever been able to) dunk a basketball?

Yes, I can.

3) Have you ever fondled your own ass?

Funny story.. yes. No real story, I just have an amazing ass.

4) If someone told you that they jacked off to the sound of their dad and his girlfriend having sex, how would you react?

I would say they need to buy better reading material, so they don't have to do such a thing.

5) Do you and your significant other have pet names for each other?

I'm called "asshole", "prick", "jerk" and "dick" whenever I piss her off. Do those count?

All seriousness, just the norm. "Hunny", "Baby", "Darling", etc, etc..

6) Do you have a lot of crust in your eyes when you wake up?

No. I don't sleep enough normally for it to even form a lot. I suppose I have before, but its rare.

7) Do you drool in your sleep?

I have. Normally don't.

8) Why is Chipotle so good?

I can't stand it. BBQ, right? Yeah, can't stand it.

9) Do you plan on buying Girl Scout Cookies this year?

Fuck no. I refuse to contribute to the delinquency of today's youth. Giving in and buying those expensive pieces of filth is doing nothing more than allowing young girls to believe they can get by later in life, by flaunting their bodies to get their way, and/or money. Its a gateway to stripper-hood and ****e-ism.

My Wife buys them.

10) What is your favorite type of Girl Scout Cookie?

Seriously have no clue. Peanut Butter, perhaps. Not even sure if I have a favorite.

10 April 2010

1) What do you think about "works" on these forums?

Meh. I've gotten the feeling the past few have been attempts at trying too hard.

2) Why is Steven Carr so beast?

I had to google the name just to figure out who this was.

Mama's Boy is about the only thing I will give him credit for. Maybe a slight nod for Mall Cop, and a possible unknown for the apparent remake of Short Circuit.

3) The phrase, "lolski:" can I start an Internet-wide phenomenon with it?

I'm sure you can start it, but by next week if its caught on - 20,000 people will have taken over the term and claimed they started it. So good luck.

4) Have you ever dyed your hair?

Yes.

5) Have you ever blessed the rains down in Africa?

Not that I recall.

6) The WZ UK Summit: which one will turn out to be the creeper of the bunch?

There's two different groups meeting? I had no clue.

7) Why do cats scratch the walls by their litterboxes after they take a shit?

TidyCats.com says:

As annoying as it may be for their owners, some cats simply enjoy digging and playing in their litter boxes.

But when scratching in the litter box becomes excessive, more likely, the cat is trying to fulfill her instinctual urge to cover up waste. Something isn't signaling the job is done, so she just keeps scratching and digging. The prompt to "stop now" is probably a combination of both visual and scent cues. As long as she sees something there, she keeps on digging.

Covering up the deposit also reduces the odor, so the cat keeps shoveling litter until the smell level falls to what she wants. Correcting the problem depends on its cause.

First, if the box is so small that she's unable to maneuver for adequate cover-up, the behavior may become prolonged. In fact, some cats finish eliminating inside the box, then step out and try to cover by scratching the sides of the box or floor! The deposit remains visible, so the cat keeps scratching. In these cases, often a large box helps fix the problem.

Second, a wide range of cat litters are available today, and cats react differently to different products. So try another type of litter and see how the behavior is impacted.

8) Do you like riddles?

Sure.

9) Do you like McGriddles?

No. McDonald's Breakfast is pretty much the top thing I DISlike about McDonalds.

10) Have you ever sniffed a pair of panties?

While they were currently ON a female, or in general? I need more understanding of the question.

 

[Sparky]

WTF Is McGriddles? Before you say, I can't go on google, We ain't on speaking terms since it caught me using Ask and bing.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

WTF Is McGriddles? Before you say, I can't go on google, We ain't on speaking terms since it caught me using Ask and bing.

Only the savior of staving drunk people at 3 A.M. McGriddles are the only thing I ever get for breakfast at McDonalds and if I'm drunk, o boy they are that much better.

 

[Tastycles]

1) What do you think about "works" on these forums?


Mostly unfunny and pointless. But then, I've always been on the receiving end or neutral.

2) Why is Steven Carr so beast?

Alex McLeish gets the best out of him, Joe Kinnear didn't. Oh, that's not the right Stephen Carr, is it?

3) The phrase, "lolski:" can I start an Internet-wide phenomenon with it?

Dunno. Can I start one with the phrase "Chairman Lmao"?

4) Have you ever dyed your hair?


Bleached it

5) Have you ever blessed the rains down in Africa?

Nein

6) The WZ UK Summit: which one will turn out to be the creeper of the bunch?
There's something about Tastycles

7) Why do cats scratch the walls by their litterboxes after they take a shit?

To cover it up

8) Do you like riddles?

Yes

9) Do you like McGriddles?
I like McMuffins

10) Have you ever sniffed a pair of panties?
I think so, in jest.

 

[Sparky]

Only the savior of staving drunk people at 3 A.M. McGriddles are the only thing I ever get for breakfast at McDonalds and if I'm drunk, o boy they are that much better.

Sort of assumed it was food. your answer was like telling me that Chicken was made out of chicken.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Sort of assumed it was food. your answer was like telling me that Chicken was made out of chicken.

Would you like to know exactly whats in them?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

1) What do you think about "works" on these forums?

Don't work.

2) Why is Steven Carr so beast?

Because life has made him that way.

3) The phrase, "lolski:" can I start an Internet-wide phenomenon with it?

You couldn't make a forum-wide phenomenon. As Shadowmancer how hard it is.

4) Have you ever dyed your hair?

Yeah, bleached it, hated it, so many browns to choose from, Ohh, black, That'll do.

5) Have you ever blessed the rains down in Africa?

Only in the civilised parts.

6) The WZ UK Summit: which one will turn out to be the creeper of the bunch?

Out of the three I know are going, probably Tastycles.

7) Why do cats scratch the walls by their litterboxes after they take a shit?

To get shit and cat litter off their claws & paws.

8) Do you like riddles?

I don't like to think, no.

9) Do you like McGriddles?

Probably not.

10) Have you ever sniffed a pair of panties?

Yes, my own and others. My own because I was wondering where that wee smell was coming from. Hers because, dude, they were right by her vagina.

 

[Ty Burna]

10 April 2010 1) What do you think about "works" on these forums?

Getting to be predictable.

2) Why is Steven Carr so beast?

Tdigs likes him.

3) The phrase, "lolski:" can I start an Internet-wide phenomenon with it?

Sure.

4) Have you ever dyed your hair?

Once, never again.

5) Have you ever blessed the rains down in Africa?

Rain dances rock.

6) The WZ UK Summit: which one will turn out to be the creeper of the bunch?

I have a feeling Thunder Dave will be.

7) Why do cats scratch the walls by their litterboxes after they take a shit?

It's a cat, you don't explain what they do, ever.

8) Do you like riddles?

Sure.

9) Do you like McGriddles?

Absolutely, but I never get to McDonald's in time for them.

10) Have you ever sniffed a pair of panties?

Honestly I don't remember if I have or not.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

10 May 2010

1) Have you ever called "Fives" on a chair?

2) Why can't Becker spell for shit?

3) Is J-Goose related to Luis Guzman?

4) Why do the Japanese censor genitalia in their porn?

5) Do you sleep naked?

6) Do you own a frisbee?

7) If given the opportunity, would you pet a wombat?

8) Does the Loch Ness monster really exist?

9) Have you ever been so scared you screamed out in terror?

10) How do you feel about head lice?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

10 May 2010

1) Have you ever called "Fives" on a chair?

No, not fives, but I'm sure beernuts is the same thing right?

2) Why can't Becker spell for shit?

Couldn't tell you

3) Is J-Goose related to Luis Guzman?

Why not.

4) Why do the Japanese censor genitalia in their porn?

Because they don't want to embarass Americans, Japanese just want us to think they have small dicks.

5) Do you sleep naked?

Only on the front lawn after a long night of drinking.

6) Do you own a frisbee?

Yes.

7) If given the opportunity, would you pet a wombat?

Duh.

8) Does the Loch Ness monster really exist?

Of course.

9) Have you ever been so scared you screamed out in terror?

Yes. A spider the size of my hand ran across my feet once. I hate spiders.

10) How do you feel about head lice?

They suck??

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

1) No
2) No clue
3) Of course
4) To protect the sacredness of their genitals.
5) Sometimes
6) No
7) Hell fucking yeah
8) It's actually just a Laprus
9) Once. And I'll never forget it.
10) They suck.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

10 May 2010

1) Have you ever called "Fives" on a chair?

Yes

2) Why can't Becker spell for shit?

A mix of Dyslexia and his fingers being too big for his Blackberry.

3) Is J-Goose related to Luis Guzman?

Ratief Goosen.

4) Why do the Japanese censor genitalia in their porn?

[YOUTUBE]S6jGEHE2P04[/YOUTUBE]

5) Do you sleep naked?

No, but TM will be sure to tell you he does!

6) Do you own a frisbee?

Yes.

7) If given the opportunity, would you pet a wombat?

Yes.

8) Does the Loch Ness monster really exist?

Yes.

9) Have you ever been so scared you screamed out in terror?

Yes.

10) How do you feel about head lice?

One of the many reasons I despise children.

 

[Tastycles]

1) Have you ever called "Fives" on a chair?

No

2) Why can't Becker spell for shit?

Don't know. I saw you had spelled "here" as "hear" somewhere about five minutes ago. People in glass houses and all that.

3) Is J-Goose related to Luis Guzman?


No, I don't imagine so. Wrong ethnicity.

4) Why do the Japanese censor genitalia in their porn?


Didn't know they did.

5) Do you sleep naked?


Sometimes

6) Do you own a frisbee?

No

7) If given the opportunity, would you pet a wombat?

I think I may already have

8) Does the Loch Ness monster really exist?

No, it was a circus elephant washing

9) Have you ever been so scared you screamed out in terror?


No

10) How do you feel about head lice?

Hate them. Had them many times back in the day.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

10 May 2010

1) Have you ever called "Fives" on a chair?

2) Why can't Becker spell for shit?

3) Is J-Goose related to Luis Guzman?

4) Why do the Japanese censor genitalia in their porn?

5) Do you sleep naked?

6) Do you own a frisbee?

7) If given the opportunity, would you pet a wombat?

8) Does the Loch Ness monster really exist?

9) Have you ever been so scared you screamed out in terror?

10) How do you feel about head lice?

1. The fuck is that?

2. Pennsylvania education. The girl who I was with for a while who grew up in PA couldnt spell worth a fuck either.

3. No way, J-Goose isnt useless

4.because no one who watches those wants to see dick

5. No, boxers. Couldnt tell you why, I walk around the apt naked all the time

6. No, frisbee is for weaklings

7. Hell yes I would. Those things are adorable.

8. At one point in the near past, yes, I am quite sure it did. Present day? Probably not.

9. Nothing comes to mind, but I am sure I have.

10. Love em'

 

[Amarillo del Bosque Verde]

1) Have you ever called "Fives" on a chair?

What is that?

2) Why can't Becker spell for shit?

I don't know

3) Is J-Goose related to Luis Guzman?

Sure

4) Why do the Japanese censor genitalia in their porn?

Maybe it's not acceptable in their society

5) Do you sleep naked?

Nope
6) Do you own a frisbee?
Hell Yes

7) If given the opportunity, would you pet a wombat?

If it was tame

8) Does the Loch Ness monster really exist?

Yerp

9) Have you ever been so scared you screamed out in terror?

Yes, actually

10) How do you feel about head lice?

Hate It....never had it though

 

[BooCocky]

I'm an excelent speler Tdigel.

 

[RVDgurl]

10 May 2010

1) Have you ever called "Fives" on a chair?

2) Why can't Becker spell for shit?

3) Is J-Goose related to Luis Guzman?

4) Why do the Japanese censor genitalia in their porn?

5) Do you sleep naked?

6) Do you own a frisbee?

7) If given the opportunity, would you pet a wombat?

8) Does the Loch Ness monster really exist?

9) Have you ever been so scared you screamed out in terror?

10) How do you feel about head lice?

1. I have no idea wtf that means
2. I don't know- but it certainly has nothing to do with his PA education Norcal!
3. sure
4. is it still considered porn if genitalia is censored?
5. if it's really hot
6. no
7. sure
8. you bet your ass it does
9. yep
10. itchy