tdigle Asks You Questions, And You Answer

[Lee]

3 March 2010
1) Have you ever inserted random fucks into a song you were singing, like that wedding singer in Old School and The Hangover?
Yup
2) Have you ever been bitten by someone?
Yes
3) Have you ever bitten someone?
Yes
4) Do you know anyone with breast implants?
Yes...my cousin :/
5) Have you ever been proud of yourself for something really fucking stupid (e.g., dropping a huge deuce or eating a whole large pizza)?
Yup indeed, usually food related.
6) Where did jmt put his whamburgers and french cries?
Apparently Polley killed them
7) Why does smoking meth fuck up your teeth?
Not a clue
8) Do you like bagels?
No
9) Do you look old or young for your age?
I've always looked 23/24 since about the age of 18. I think I'll look like this for a while.
10) Do you have a DVR or Tivo?
No

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

9 March 2009

1) While doing the deed, do you give your partner status reports (e.g., I'm so close!)?

2) Can you do a backflip?

3) Would taking care of someone as a baby/toddle totally turn you off them, even if they grew up to be a total stunner?

4) Do you like to wear snowhats/knit caps/beanies during the winter?

5) How many times a week do you shave?

6) Do you own a waterbed? If you don't, do you want one?

7) Do you own a jacuzzi? If you don't, do you want one?

8) Do you own a jet ski? If you don't, do you want one?

9) Have you ever told your significant other that you have needs?

10) Do you think Lord Sidious will make a good Customer Service Manager?

 

[The Doctor]

1) While doing the deed, do you give your partner status reports (e.g., I'm so close!)?

I've never done the deed, but...um, nevermind.

2) Can you do a backflip?

No.

3) Would taking care of someone as a baby/toddle totally turn you off them, even if they grew up to be a total stunner?

They'd be, like, 18 years younger than me.

4) Do you like to wear snowhats/knit caps/beanies during the winter?

Sometimes.

5) How many times a week do you shave?

1/2

6) Do you own a waterbed? If you don't, do you want one?

No. Maybe.

7) Do you own a jacuzzi? If you don't, do you want one?

No, yes.

8) Do you own a jet ski? If you don't, do you want one?

No, why not?

9) Have you ever told your significant other that you have needs?

Um...

10) Do you think Lord Sidious will make a good Customer Service Manager?

Absolutely. Once you get to know him, he's a great guy and a consummate professional.

 

[Lee]

1) While doing the deed, do you give your partner status reports (e.g., I'm so close!)?

no

2) Can you do a backflip?

Used to be able to

3) Would taking care of someone as a baby/toddle totally turn you off them, even if they grew up to be a total stunner?

Yes

4) Do you like to wear snowhats/knit caps/beanies during the winter?

No

5) How many times a week do you shave?

I should shave twice a day, but not having a job at the moment, twice a week.

6) Do you own a waterbed? If you don't, do you want one?

No to both

7) Do you own a jacuzzi? If you don't, do you want one?

No to both

8) Do you own a jet ski? If you don't, do you want one?

No to both

9) Have you ever told your significant other that you have needs?

No

10) Do you think Lord Sidious will make a good Customer Service Manager?

Yes they need to be ruthless

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

...didn't you just get hired by some law firm in Dubai?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

1) While doing the deed, do you give your partner status reports (e.g., I'm so close!)?

''I'm just putting it in now''? No, I don't.

2) Can you do a backflip?

Maybe, not something I feel the need to try.

3) Would taking care of someone as a baby/toddle totally turn you off them, even if they grew up to be a total stunner?

Like my daughter? Yeah, probably.

4) Do you like to wear snowhats/knit caps/beanies during the winter?

No, and I have no hair. That shows my contempt for them.

5) How many times a week do you shave?

Twice, Head and face in one fluid motion.

6) Do you own a waterbed? If you don't, do you want one?

I'd like to jump on one really hard, not in my house obviously.

7) Do you own a jacuzzi? If you don't, do you want one?

You mean a bath, yes I have one. I can make my own bubbles.

8) Do you own a jet ski? If you don't, do you want one?

Nah, it's too cold for me to consider going in British seas.

9) Have you ever told your significant other that you have needs?

I don't need to say it, they know it.

10) Do you think Lord Sidious will make a good Customer Service Manager?

Depends on how he handles customers like myself.

 

[Tastycles]

1) While doing the deed, do you give your partner status reports (e.g., I'm so close!)?

No. I ask for them though. "ETA?" Not really.

2) Can you do a backflip?

No.

3) Would taking care of someone as a baby/toddle totally turn you off them, even if they grew up to be a total stunner?

The fact I'd be 15 years older, at least, would be more of a turn off.

4) Do you like to wear snowhats/knit caps/beanies during the winter?

I wear a wooly hat to football matches.

5) How many times a week do you shave?

2-3

6) Do you own a waterbed? If you don't, do you want one?

No and no.

7) Do you own a jacuzzi? If you don't, do you want one?


No and no.

8) Do you own a jet ski? If you don't, do you want one?

No and no.

9) Have you ever told your significant other that you have needs?

No.

10) Do you think Lord Sidious will make a good Customer Service Manager?



Presumably he's not as obnoxious in real life, so maybe.

 

[Phoenix]

9 March 2009

1) While doing the deed, do you give your partner status reports (e.g., I'm so close!)?

No

2) Can you do a backflip?

Nope

3) Would taking care of someone as a baby/toddle totally turn you off them, even if they grew up to be a total stunner?

Of course it would. I would be like an older brother to them.

4) Do you like to wear snowhats/knit caps/beanies during the winter?

No

5) How many times a week do you shave?

Depends on how many days I'm for work, but 2/3 times approximately.

6) Do you own a waterbed? If you don't, do you want one?

No and no. You know it will go wrong somewhere.

7) Do you own a jacuzzi? If you don't, do you want one?

No to the first. Maybe to the second.

8) Do you own a jet ski? If you don't, do you want one?

No and no

9) Have you ever told your significant other that you have needs?

No

10) Do you think Lord Sidious will make a good Customer Service Manager?

I think he would do.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

9 March 2009

1) While doing the deed, do you give your partner status reports (e.g., I'm so close!)?

No.

2) Can you do a backflip?

No

3) Would taking care of someone as a baby/toddle totally turn you off them, even if they grew up to be a total stunner?

It's kind of creepy.

4) Do you like to wear snowhats/knit caps/beanies during the winter?

I have a huge fucking head. I have a North Face headband I rock to keep my ears warm.

5) How many times a week do you shave?

Twice

6) Do you own a waterbed? If you don't, do you want one?

My friend had one and wound up getting silverfish.

7) Do you own a jacuzzi? If you don't, do you want one?

No, and fuck yes.

8) Do you own a jet ski? If you don't, do you want one?

I don't own one, but I have one I am free to use at our cottage in New Hampshire. My grandfather has a couple of jet skis and a jet boat up there.

9) Have you ever told your significant other that you have needs?

I jokingly said, "I need a blowjob" once.

10) Do you think Lord Sidious will make a good Customer Service Manager?[/QUOTE]

Fuck yes.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

13 March 2010

1) What is your lucky number?

2) Have you ever looked at someone's profile on here, only to see that they were simultaneously looking at yours?

3) Have you ever been on a Native American reservation?

4) What is the most exotic thing you've ever eaten?

5) What is your favorite anchor store at the mall (e.g., Macy's, Lord & Taylor, JC Penney's)?

6) Why isn't just doing something enough for a woman? Why do you have to "want to do it" as well?

7) Which band is better: Foreigner or The Cars?

8) If zombies really existed, would they be slow like they are in the original Dawn of the Dead or would they be fast like they are in the Dawn of the Dead remake?

9) What was your senior quote in high school?

10) What time do you eat dinner?

 

[Ferbian]

1) What is your lucky number?

12

2) Have you ever looked at someone's profile on here, only to see that they were simultaneously looking at yours?

No.

3) Have you ever been on a Native American reservation?

No, never been to America actually.

4) What is the most exotic thing you've ever eaten?

I don't know, taco food I guess?

5) What is your favorite anchor store at the mall (e.g., Macy's, Lord & Taylor, JC Penney's)?

Don't know your stores.

6) Why isn't just doing something enough for a woman? Why do you have to "want to do it" as well?

I don't know

7) Which band is better: Foreigner of The Cars?

Erh, Foreigner I guess.

8) If zombies really existed, would they be slow like they are in the original Dawn of the Dead or would they be fast like they are in the Dawn of the Dead remake?

Hopefully slow.
I would be pissing my pants if they were able to outrun me!

9) What was your senior quote in high school?

Don't have one, Don't have senior quotes and that kind of things in Denmark, yes I know boring country.

10) What time do you eat dinner?

Around 18.00 GTM+1 (Danish times)

 

[Tastycles]

1) What is your lucky number?


27

2) Have you ever looked at someone's profile on here, only to see that they were simultaneously looking at yours?


No

3) Have you ever been on a Native American reservation?


No

4) What is the most exotic thing you've ever eaten?

Reindeer, probably.

5) What is your favorite anchor store at the mall (e.g., Macy's, Lord & Taylor, JC Penney's)?

Err... I don't go to department stores as a rule, but I occasionally go to Debenhams

6) Why isn't just doing something enough for a woman? Why do you have to "want to do it" as well?

It'd be to easy otherwisr

7) Which band is better: Foreigner of The Cars?

Is that supposed to be Foreigner or The Cars? If so, they're both shit.

8) If zombies really existed, would they be slow like they are in the original Dawn of the Dead or would they be fast like they are in the Dawn of the Dead remake?


Humerous like Shaun of the Dead.

9) What was your senior quote in high school?

We don't do that here.

10) What time do you eat dinner?

Between midday and 2.

 

[Lee]

1) What is your lucky number?

24

2) Have you ever looked at someone's profile on here, only to see that they were simultaneously looking at yours?

No.

3) Have you ever been on a Native American reservation?

No, passed one though.

4) What is the most exotic thing you've ever eaten?

Your mom

5) What is your favorite anchor store at the mall (e.g., Macy's, Lord & Taylor, JC Penney's)?

JC penny?

6) Why isn't just doing something enough for a woman? Why do you have to "want to do it" as well?

Yeah that pisses me off too/

7) Which band is better: Foreigner of The Cars?

foreigner of the cars or who?

8) If zombies really existed, would they be slow like they are in the original Dawn of the Dead or would they be fast like they are in the Dawn of the Dead remake?

Fast

9) What was your senior quote in high school?

Didn't have one.

10) What time do you eat dinner?

Around 8pm.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

13 March 2010

1) What is your lucky number?

14

2) Have you ever looked at someone's profile on here, only to see that they were simultaneously looking at yours?

No

3) Have you ever been on a Native American reservation?

A casino. Does that qualify?

4) What is the most exotic thing you've ever eaten?

Shark

5) What is your favorite anchor store at the mall (e.g., Macy's, Lord & Taylor, JC Penney's)?

Filene's Basement or TJ Maxx. You can find some real good shit for cheap there.

6) Why isn't just doing something enough for a woman? Why do you have to "want to do it" as well?

Don't get me started...

7) Which band is better: Foreigner or The Cars?

The Cars, no question. Foreigner's only good song is Jukebox Hero.

8) If zombies really existed, would they be slow like they are in the original Dawn of the Dead or would they be fast like they are in the Dawn of the Dead remake?

Like the ones in The Crazies.

9) What was your senior quote in high school?

"I'm speechless. I have no speech." - George Costanza

10) What time do you eat dinner?

Usually 6:30-7:00-ish.

 

[The Doctor]

13 March 2010

1) What is your lucky number?

14. Woah, Guy stole mine.

2) Have you ever looked at someone's profile on here, only to see that they were simultaneously looking at yours?

Not on here, no.

3) Have you ever been on a Native American reservation?

Yeah, once, in Florida. I don't think I enjoyed myself.

4) What is the most exotic thing you've ever eaten?

Huh...um...Haggis?

5) What is your favorite anchor store at the mall (e.g., Macy's, Lord & Taylor, JC Penney's)?

I don't really go to those types of stores. I prefer to spend my time in Gamestop, Hot Topic, FYE...you know, interesting ones. But I do like Sears. They have comfortable pillows.

6) Why isn't just doing something enough for a woman? Why do you have to "want to do it" as well?

It shows that you did whatever it was out of the goodness of your heart as opposed to because of her persistent nagging.

7) Which band is better: Foreigner or The Cars?

No idea. Never heard either and I don't feel like looking up.
So, Neuroticfish.

8) If zombies really existed, would they be slow like they are in the original Dawn of the Dead or would they be fast like they are in the Dawn of the Dead remake?

They'd dance like in the Thriller video.

9) What was your senior quote in high school?

Not sure what I want it to be, but I'm thinking "Perhaps I am not insane. Perhaps I am so sane that it boggles your mind!"
Unfortunately, since people at my new school don't know me very well, it won't be half as funny as it was at my old school.
I'll think of something.

10) What time do you eat dinner?

Usually around 5:30-6:00.

 

[Phoenix]

13 March 2010

1) What is your lucky number?

17

2) Have you ever looked at someone's profile on here, only to see that they were simultaneously looking at yours?

Nope

3) Have you ever been on a Native American reservation?

Nope

4) What is the most exotic thing you've ever eaten?

Squid (on sushi)

5) What is your favorite anchor store at the mall (e.g., Macy's, Lord & Taylor, JC Penney's)?

I'd probably say Topman, if I had a favourite, but I don't tbh.

6) Why isn't just doing something enough for a woman? Why do you have to "want to do it" as well?

I don't. I just make them think I do.

7) Which band is better: Foreigner or The Cars?

Erm, no clue.

8) If zombies really existed, would they be slow like they are in the original Dawn of the Dead or would they be fast like they are in the Dawn of the Dead remake?

Depends on what the zombie master says.

9) What was your senior quote in high school?

Didn't have one.

10) What time do you eat dinner?[/QUOTE]

Bout half 8ish.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

13 March 2010

1) What is your lucky number?

2) Have you ever looked at someone's profile on here, only to see that they were simultaneously looking at yours?

3) Have you ever been on a Native American reservation?

4) What is the most exotic thing you've ever eaten?

5) What is your favorite anchor store at the mall (e.g., Macy's, Lord & Taylor, JC Penney's)?

6) Why isn't just doing something enough for a woman? Why do you have to "want to do it" as well?

7) Which band is better: Foreigner or The Cars?

8) If zombies really existed, would they be slow like they are in the original Dawn of the Dead or would they be fast like they are in the Dawn of the Dead remake?

9) What was your senior quote in high school?

10) What time do you eat dinner?

1. 8
2. No
3. No
4. Can't recall.
5. JC Penney
6. Women expect you to hand the world to them on a silver platter and anything less is simply unacceptable
7. The Cars
8. Slow
9. "No one can choose his start but everyone can choose their finish."
10. Usually around 5:00 or 5:30

 

[Father:_Polley]

13 March 2010
1) What is your lucky number?
2) Have you ever looked at someone's profile on here, only to see that they were simultaneously looking at yours?
3) Have you ever been on a Native American reservation?
4) What is the most exotic thing you've ever eaten?
5) What is your favorite anchor store at the mall (e.g., Macy's, Lord & Taylor, JC Penney's)?
6) Why isn't just doing something enough for a woman? Why do you have to "want to do it" as well?
7) Which band is better: Foreigner or The Cars?
8) If zombies really existed, would they be slow like they are in the original Dawn of the Dead or would they be fast like they are in the Dawn of the Dead remake?
9) What was your senior quote in high school?
10) What time do you eat dinner?

1. 21
2. No, I'm not a stalker
3. No, but I have been on a native South American reservation
4. Stuffed vine leaves
5. I don't know any of these. I'll go with Next
6. Because women are in fact different species
7. I don't know the Cars, so Foreigner
8. I think slow
9. I didn't have one, not being a Yank
10. Usually 730

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

1. 5.
2. No.
3. No.
4. Mangos.
5. Macy's.
6. Because woman live by emotion, that is why they don't like being bored.
7. I've never heard either or so I don't know.
8. Slow, with all the skin and bones they have lost I don't think they could be fast.
9. I didn't have one.
10. 9 or 10 pm.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

14 March 2010

1) Have you ever had to shit outside because there wasn't a nearby toilet?

2) Why would eating shit make you grin?

3) When looking for a partner, what ethnicity/nationality do you prefer?

4) When driving, do you ever give people the finger when you're mad?

5) Do you ever wear clothes more than once before washing them?

6) How do you feel about suits and ties?

7) Have you ever been in a school play? If yes, give details please!

8) Do you bathe in the morning or night?

9) Do you like women on birth control?

10) Were you spanked as a child?

 

[The Doctor]

14 March 2010

1) Have you ever had to shit outside because there wasn't a nearby toilet?

Yes.

2) Why would eating shit make you grin?

Maybe the person whose shit you're eating ate a lot of cinnamon buns or something.

3) When looking for a partner, what ethnicity/nationality do you prefer?

I'm not too fussed to be honest.

4) When driving, do you ever give people the finger when you're mad?

No, I'm too darn nice.

5) Do you ever clothes more than once before washing them?

No, but I accidentally a whole Coca-Cola bottle.

6) How do you feel about suits and ties?

Love them. I'd wear one every week if I owned one.

7) Have you ever been in a school play? If yes, give details please!

Back in Primary School I was in two: I played FAther Christmas in one. It was really something to hear a squeaky little kid go "HO HO HO I'M FATHER CHRISTMAS". Another time I was the old man in The Enormous Turnip.

8) Do you bathe in the morning or night?

Morning.

9) Do you like women on birth control?

10) Were you spanked as a child?

Yep.

 

[Remix]

14 March 2010

1) Have you ever had to shit outside because there wasn't a nearby toilet?
Not as far as I can remember.
2) Why would eating shit make you grin?
No
3) When looking for a partner, what ethnicity/nationality do you prefer?
I dont have a preference. But then, I've never had a partner either.
4) When driving, do you ever give people the finger when you're mad?
No. I don't have a licence.
5) Do you ever clothes more than once before washing them?
Yes, trousers (pants to you Yanks)
6) How do you feel about suits and ties?
They look smart. Not the most comfortable things in the world to wear, but I have no choice in whether or not I wear mine regularly.
7) Have you ever been in a school play? If yes, give details please!
Yes. My Biggest part in promary school was Banquo in Macbeth, in my GCSEs I was a prince in some play I cant remember the name of, as well as a few other smaller roles.
8) Do you bathe in the morning or night?
I have a shower before I go to bed.
9) Do you like women on birth control?
I dont care really.
10) Were you spanked as a child?
No

Answers in bold.

 

[DirtyJosé]

13 March 2010

1) What is your lucky number?

27

2) Have you ever looked at someone's profile on here, only to see that they were simultaneously looking at yours?

No. Not yet, anyway. I imagine that to be a bit creepy!

3) Have you ever been on a Native American reservation?

Yes, I used to live by one twice in my life thus far.

4) What is the most exotic thing you've ever eaten?

Probably Sushi. In Mexico. On the Street.

5) What is your favorite anchor store at the mall (e.g., Macy's, Lord & Taylor, JC Penney's)?

Game Stop

6) Why isn't just doing something enough for a woman? Why do you have to "want to do it" as well?

Because I get the same way when I want her to understand how awesome Jericho vs Bryan on NXT was a few weeks ago. Or Angle Vs Styles from last year. Love is all about learning to feign interest.

7) Which band is better: Foreigner or The Cars?

The Cult

8) If zombies really existed, would they be slow like they are in the original Dawn of the Dead or would they be fast like they are in the Dawn of the Dead remake?

Closer to the faster ones. Unfortunately.

9) What was your senior quote in high school?

Que Queso?

10) What time do you eat dinner?

Usually, 9-10pm Pacific Time

 

[Mr. Dejan]

14 March 2010

1) Have you ever had to shit outside because there wasn't a nearby toilet?

Nope

14 March 2010

2) Why would eating shit make you grin?

I wouldn't be eating shit in the first place.

14 March 2010

3) When looking for a partner, what ethnicity/nationality do you prefer?

It doesn't bother me where they're from.

14 March 2010

4) When driving, do you ever give people the finger when you're mad?

No

14 March 2010

5) Do you ever wear clothes more than once before washing them?

If they're not dirty then yes.

14 March 2010

6) How do you feel about suits and ties?

Meh

14 March 2010
7) Have you ever been in a school play? If yes, give details please!

I was a janitor

14 March 2010

8) Do you bathe in the morning or night?

I dont Bathe I shower

14 March 2010

9) Do you like women on birth control?

Yes

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10) Were you spanked as a child?

Sometimes

 

[Coco]

1) Have you ever had to shit outside because there wasn't a nearby toilet?

Outside, no. In a litter box? No comment.

2) Why would eating shit make you grin?

Because you're in front of a mirror and having an out of body experience where you're looking at yourself in the third person.

3) When looking for a partner, what ethnicity/nationality do you prefer?

Normally white. English accents are nice as well. Classy English though.

4) When driving, do you ever give people the finger when you're mad?

No. I never know what kind of psycho I'm provoking.

5) Do you ever clothes more than once before washing them?

Twice, maybe.

6) How do you feel about suits and ties?

I adore them. Good ones, I mean. Make me feel notliketrash.

7) Have you ever been in a school play? If yes, give details please!

I was Joseph the carpenter in the sixth grade. Someone knocked up my woman. I was strangely okay with it.

8) Do you bathe in the morning or night?

Morning because I always feel like I need to after a long night of being bundled up. I like to bundle up.

9) Do you like women on birth control?

Not as much as I like women on stilts.

10) Were you spanked as a child?

Not as much as some people probably would have liked.