tdigle Asks You Questions, And You Answer

[Cena's Little Helper]

15 March 2010

1) Do you fuck on the first date?

2) When you go to the bathroom, what do you say if there's company (e.g, I gotta go to the pisser, I'm going to visit my throne, etc.)?

3) Have you ever used craigslist's Casual Encounters section to try and get laid?

4) Where's the coolest place you had a birthday party?

5) Has your girlfriend ever dragged you to an Arts & Crafts festival?

6) What happened to Kid and Play (of House Party fame)?

7) Who would win in a fight: Epic Beard Man or IrishCanadian25 (with D-Man's Karate Belt in his corner)?

8) Has someone ever caught you beating it?

9) Were you saddened when you found out that Mogwais weren't real?

10) Is golf a sport?

 

[X]

15 March 2010

1) Do you fuck on the first date?

Yep.

2) When you go to the bathroom, what do you say if there's company (e.g, I gotta go to the pisser, I'm going to visit my throne, etc.)?

...I gotta take a piss.

3) Have you ever used craigslist's Casual Encounters section to try and get laid?

No.

4) Where's the coolest place you had a birthday party?

Disney World maybe? Nothing says cool like Walt Disney.

5) Has your girlfriend ever dragged you to an Arts & Crafts festival?

No.

6) What happened to Kid and Play (of House Party fame)?

I just assume crack cocaine addiction and overdose.

7) Who would win in a fight: Epic Beard Man or IrishCanadian25 (with D-Man's Karate Belt in his corner)?

Epic Beard Man.

8) Has someone ever caught you beating it?

I'm sure my mom probably caught me when I was a kid.

9) Were you saddened when you found out that Mogwais weren't real?

Saddened? I was fucking devastated. My life goal is to find a way to create them.

10) Is golf a sport?

No, not really.

 

[Tastycles]

1) Have you ever had to shit outside because there wasn't a nearby toilet?

No, but I've shat on the floor of a public toilet once. I can't even remember why.

2) Why would eating shit make you grin?


No

3) When looking for a partner, what ethnicity/nationality do you prefer?

Not an issue I concern myself with

4) When driving, do you ever give people the finger when you're mad?


Can't drive

5) Do you ever wear clothes more than once before washing them?

Yes. T-shirts two days, bottoms 4 days.

6) How do you feel about suits and ties?

Hate wearing them.

7) Have you ever been in a school play? If yes, give details please!

I was one of Herod's soldiers in the Nativity. I was a woman extra in the drama house festival in Secondary school. I was also the English-speaking host of my primary's Christmas Carol concert, and I directed a play in a different drama festival. I have a 100% record in winning best director awards.

8) Do you bathe in the morning or night?


Morning
9) Do you like women on birth control?

Absolutely

10) Were you spanked as a child?

Seldomly



1) Do you fuck on the first date?


We don't do dating here, but I would, yes.

2) When you go to the bathroom, what do you say if there's company (e.g, I gotta go to the pisser, I'm going to visit my throne, etc.)?


"Just going the toilet" or "back in a sec"

3) Have you ever used craigslist's Casual Encounters section to try and get laid?

No

4) Where's the coolest place you had a birthday party?

I've never had a birthday party.

5) Has your girlfriend ever dragged you to an Arts & Crafts festival?

No

6) What happened to Kid and Play (of House Party fame)?

I don't know what that is

7) Who would win in a fight: Epic Beard Man or IrishCanadian25 (with D-Man's Karate Belt in his corner)?


I don't think D-Man's karate belt can be beaten

8) Has someone ever caught you beating it?

No, though someone accused me of it once when I wasn't.

9) Were you saddened when you found out that Mogwais weren't real?


I never thought they were real.

10) Is golf a sport?

Can you smoke whilst playing? If so it isn't,but I doubt you could puff and swing.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

1) What is your lucky number?

I don't believe in luck, 42.

2) Have you ever looked at someone's profile on here, only to see that they were simultaneously looking at yours?

No.

3) Have you ever been on a Native American reservation?

No.

4) What is the most exotic thing you've ever eaten?

Melon.

5) What is your favorite anchor store at the mall (e.g., Macy's, Lord & Taylor, JC Penney's)?

What silly names your shops have.

6) Why isn't just doing something enough for a woman? Why do you have to "want to do it" as well?

I hate that question, ''Do you want to....?'', ''No''. Instead of asking the better version ''Will you....?'', ''Yes, if you want me to''.

7) Which band is better: Foreigner or The Cars?

Foreigner.

8) If zombies really existed, would they be slow like they are in the original Dawn of the Dead or would they be fast like they are in the Dawn of the Dead remake?

They'd be slow, not many brain damanged people who aren't zombies can run, to my knowledge.

9) What was your senior quote in high school?

''Back in a jiffy''.

10) What time do you eat dinner?

'Bout 6-ish.

1) Have you ever had to shit outside because there wasn't a nearby toilet?

Yeah, on a slide.

2) Why would eating shit make you grin?

It'd make you gurn and expose your teeth, I think that's what the expression refers to.

3) When looking for a partner, what ethnicity/nationality do you prefer?

Indian.

4) When driving, do you ever give people the finger when you're mad?

I don't get angry, but I will give them a casual ''cunt'', sometimes.

5) Do you ever wear clothes more than once before washing them?

Rarely.

6) How do you feel about suits and ties?

I look great in them, but I feel too well dressed when I go to the chip shop.

7) Have you ever been in a school play? If yes, give details please!

Plenty, I was one of the Three Blind Mice in one, the rest were random roles that I can't remember.

8) Do you bathe in the morning or night?

Shower in the morning, bath then shower straight after in the evening.

9) Do you like women on birth control?

Don't care, I can't have anymore children.

10) Were you spanked as a child?

No, I was bought up the same way I bring up my child. All is cool, but don't mess with me.

 

[TheFreshPrints]

15 March 2010

1) Do you fuck on the first date?

If the opportunity presents itself...yes.

2) When you go to the bathroom, what do you say if there's company (e.g, I gotta go to the pisser, I'm going to visit my throne, etc.)?

I don't say shit. Odds are, my company isn't important enough to know when I take a piss.

3) Have you ever used craigslist's Casual Encounters section to try and get laid?

Nope. I have ex's on standby for that sort of thing.

4) Where's the coolest place you had a birthday party?

Hooters.

5) Has your girlfriend ever dragged you to an Arts & Crafts festival?

Thankfully, no.

6) What happened to Kid and Play (of House Party fame)?

Good question. But I'm sure they're doing wonderful, House Party themed type things.

7) Who would win in a fight: Epic Beard Man or IrishCanadian25 (with D-Man's Karate Belt in his corner)?

I...just don't care.

8) Has someone ever caught you beating it?

Again, I have ex's on standby for that sort of thing.

9) Were you saddened when you found out that Mogwais weren't real?

I was fucking heartbroken.

10) Is golf a sport?

No.

 

[Coco]

15 March 2010

1) Do you fuck on the first date?

Yes, but not with my date. I think it makes me seem easy and I wouldn't want to give that impression. If anything, I'll slip into the washroom if I hit it off with a server or a barista.

2) When you go to the bathroom, what do you say if there's company (e.g, I gotta go to the pisser, I'm going to visit my throne, etc.)?

I had a really awful moment that other week where I said, "I'm going to the washroom." It doesn't sound like much but the "okay" I received in response was deeply upsetting.

3) Have you ever used craigslist's Casual Encounters section to try and get laid?

No, but I browse.

4) Where's the coolest place you had a birthday party?

Probably the riverfront. My birthday's in January. Doesn't get much cooler.

5) Has your girlfriend ever dragged you to an Arts & Crafts festival?

No.

6) What happened to Kid and Play (of House Party fame)?

Don't you know how to use Google?

7) Who would win in a fight: Epic Beard Man or IrishCanadian25 (with D-Man's Karate Belt in his corner)?

Frats and belts of frats shouldn't mess with EBM.

8) Has someone ever caught you beating it?

If someone did, I didn't notice.

9) Were you saddened when you found out that Mogwais weren't real?

No. I never thought they were real.

10) Is golf a sport?

Undecided.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

1) Do you fuck on the first date?

Yep.

Love xfear's reply, like he'd say no if he ever got to the stage on a first date where he wwas being offered sex.

2) When you go to the bathroom, what do you say if there's company (e.g, I gotta go to the pisser, I'm going to visit my throne, etc.)?

Goin' the toilet.

3) Have you ever used craigslist's Casual Encounters section to try and get laid?

No.

4) Where's the coolest place you had a birthday party?

Can't recall ever having one.

5) Has your girlfriend ever dragged you to an Arts & Crafts festival?

No, but I'd go if asked.

6) What happened to Kid and Play (of House Party fame)?

Went bald.

7) Who would win in a fight: Epic Beard Man or IrishCanadian25 (with D-Man's Karate Belt in his corner)?

I doubt Epic Bear Man could beat somebody with a chin that big. Is what D-Man would say.

8) Has someone ever caught you beating it?

Don't think so.

9) Were you saddened when you found out that Mogwais weren't real?

They're just shit hamsters anyway.

10) Is golf a sport?

More than Darts is.

 

[Ty Burna]

15 March 2010

1) Do you fuck on the first date?

Yes

2) When you go to the bathroom, what do you say if there's company (e.g, I gotta go to the pisser, I'm going to visit my throne, etc.)?

I'm going to the bathroom.

3) Have you ever used craigslist's Casual Encounters section to try and get laid?

No

4) Where's the coolest place you had a birthday party?

Tech N9ne concert

5) Has your girlfriend ever dragged you to an Arts & Crafts festival?

No

6) What happened to Kid and Play (of House Party fame)?

They're due for a comeback.

7) Who would win in a fight: Epic Beard Man or IrishCanadian25 (with D-Man's Karate Belt in his corner)?

IC

8) Has someone ever caught you beating it?

Yes

9) Were you saddened when you found out that Mogwais weren't real?

Not really

10) Is golf a sport?

No, if you can get hammered while playing, it's not a sport, it's called an excuse to drink.

 

[Барбоса]

15 March 2010
1) Do you fuck on the first date?

Yes, given the chance

2) When you go to the bathroom, what do you say if there's company (e.g, I gotta go to the pisser, I'm going to visit my throne, etc.)?

Be right back

3) Have you ever used craigslist's Casual Encounters section to try and get laid?

Never heard of it

4) Where's the coolest place you had a birthday party?

Not sure I ever had a proper birthday party

5) Has your girlfriend ever dragged you to an Arts & Crafts festival?

Girlfriend?

6) What happened to Kid and Play (of House Party fame)?

No idea what this is

7) Who would win in a fight: Epic Beard Man or IrishCanadian25 (with D-Man's Karate Belt in his corner)?

Epic Beard Man; now NorCal vs EBM... the world might implode

8) Has someone ever caught you beating it?

No

9) Were you saddened when you found out that Mogwais weren't real?

I was relieved. Did you not see what those little buggers can turn into if they eat at the wrong time?

10) Is golf a sport?

Of course it is

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

17 March 2010

1) Do you like picnics?
2) In your opinion, what's the most inspirational song ever made?
3) Why does Becker own?
4) Do you like mushrooms on your pizza?
5) How often do your check your rep when you're online?
6) Motivational posters and speakers: do they actually motivate you?
7) How do you act around someone you're attracted to but haven't asked out yet?
8) How often do your brush your teeth?
9) When you wipe your ass, do you between your legs, to the side, or from behind?
10) What's the most extreme thing you'd let your sexual partner do to you?

 

[The Doctor]

1) Do you like picnics?

I do indeed.

2) In your opinion, what's the most inspirational song ever made?

It's My Life, by Bon Jovi. When I listen to it, I feel like I can do anything.

3) Why does Becker own?

His overuse of ellipses, and his sig. Oh, and he's "AGOD" and King.

4) Do you like mushrooms on your pizza?

YES. Back in Italy my favorite pizza was porcini mushrooms and french fries. A lot more delicious than it sounds.

5) How often do your check your rep when you're online?

\
Too often.

6) Motivational posters and speakers: do they actually motivate you?

No.

7) How do you act around someone you're attracted to but haven't asked out yet?

Same way I act around everyone else.

8) How often do your brush your teeth?

Twice a day.

9) When you wipe your ass, do you between your legs, to the side, or from behind?

Um...behind.

10) What's the most extreme thing you'd let your sexual partner do to you?

I once made out with her while she was on the toilet.

Yes, I know I'm a pathetic and creepy virgin.

 

[Барбоса]

1) Do you like picnics?

No

2) In your opinion, what's the most inspirational song ever made?

Songs don't inspire me

3) Why does Becker own?

Who?

4) Do you like mushrooms on your pizza?

No

5) How often do your check your rep when you're online?

Daily

6) Motivational posters and speakers: do they actually motivate you?

No

7) How do you act around someone you're attracted to but haven't asked out yet?

Normal... perhaps too normal

8) How often do your brush your teeth?

Not that often at all

9) When you wipe your ass, do you between your legs, to the side, or from behind?

Side

10) What's the most extreme thing you'd let your sexual partner do to you?

Cuddle

 

[Thriller Ant]

17 March 2010

1) Do you like picnics?

Yeah, I can go for a picnic on a nice day

2) In your opinion, what's the most inspirational song ever made?

That's tough. I really like Lose Yourself by Eminem, but his song Beautiful is up there too.

3) Why does Becker own?

To make up for the Pirates being shit?

4) Do you like mushrooms on your pizza?

Nope, I hate most vegetables

5) How often do your check your rep when you're online?

Usually when I first sign on, and whenever I go into my CP to check my subscribed threads

6) Motivational posters and speakers: do they actually motivate you?

Nope

7) How do you act around someone you're attracted to but haven't asked out yet?

Maybe a little more flirty, but not that much different

8) How often do your brush your teeth?

Usually once before I leave for class/work

9) When you wipe your ass, do you between your legs, to the side, or from behind?

From behind

10) What's the most extreme thing you'd let your sexual partner do to you?

I really don't know. I'm not that adventurous when it comes to her doing things to me

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

19 March 2010

1) Would you ever try to pick up someone at a battered women's shelter?

2) I once applied to match.com and got rejected. Do you think is because I responded "my dick" when they asked me what I like most in a woman?

3) When I broke my ankle, I was put on morphine whilst in the hospital. I itched all over and it felt great to itch myself. Why did I itch?

4) Do you have ashy, rough elbows?

5) Have you ever asked someone if the carpet matched the drapes?

6) Do you like learning curse words in foreign languages?

7) What's the dumbest thing you've ever bought?

8) Do you like the smell of new shoes?

9) Why is math called "maths" in Britain (or, why is maths called "math" in the US)?

10) Have you ever been stung by a bee, wasp, or hornet?

 

[Tastycles]

1) Do you like picnics?

They're ok

2) In your opinion, what's the most inspirational song ever made?

No art inspires me.

3) Why does Becker own?

He knows how to push people's buttons

4) Do you like mushrooms on your pizza?

Yes

5) How often do your check your rep when you're online?

Immediately after I feel I have made a decent post, so maybe once a session.

6) Motivational posters and speakers: do they actually motivate you?

Absolutely not

7) How do you act around someone you're attracted to but haven't asked out yet?

Like the King of Comedy

8) How often do your brush your teeth?

Twice a day

9) When you wipe your ass, do you between your legs, to the side, or from behind?

Behind mostly, though between the legs on occasion.

10) What's the most extreme thing you'd let your sexual partner do to you?

I have no idea, I'd probably do most things that don't involve pain.

1) Would you ever try to pick up someone at a battered women's shelter?

No

2) I once applied to match.com and got rejected. Do you think is because I responded "my dick" when they asked me what I like most in a woman?

Possibly. My favourite such story was on TV when they asked "what do you like most in a woman?" and the guy said "The way they're so beautiful and how caring they are" or something equally soppy, then they asked "what do you like least?" to which the reply was "when they're on the jammy and you can't smash them"

3) When I broke my ankle, I was put on morphine whilst in the hospital. I itched all over and it felt great to itch myself. Why did I itch?

It's a side effect of opiates. Junkies do it all the time. As the pain killer wears off, you suddenly regain a lot of nervous feeling, which manifests itself as itchiness.

4) Do you have ashy, rough elbows?

One of the smoothest parts of my body.

5) Have you ever asked someone if the carpet matched the drapes?

Yes

6) Do you like learning curse words in foreign languages?

Mais, oui

7) What's the dumbest thing you've ever bought?

I used to buy a lot of pink hats

8) Do you like the smell of new shoes?

'salright

9) Why is math called "maths" in Britain (or, why is maths called "math" in the US)?

We can do more of it.

10) Have you ever been stung by a bee, wasp, or hornet?

Hornet.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

1) Do you like picnics?

No, inside>outside.

2) In your opinion, what's the most inspirational song ever made?

Insper-what?

3) Why does Becker own?

He doesn't.

4) Do you like mushrooms on your pizza?

''Eat the mushroom or your daughter dies''. As much as I love my daughter...

5) How often do your check your rep when you're online?

When I change a user title or signature, so every month or so.

6) Motivational posters and speakers: do they actually motivate you?

Motivate to murder, yes.

7) How do you act around someone you're attracted to but haven't asked out yet?

Normal.

8) How often do your brush your teeth?

Morning, evening and midday if able.

9) When you wipe your ass, do you between your legs, to the side, or from behind?

Behind. If I did it from the front I'd get piss on my arm.

10) What's the most extreme thing you'd let your sexual partner do to you?

I'd let her go on top.

1) Would you ever try to pick up someone at a battered women's shelter?

No, you can't tell what they really look like with swelling.

2) I once applied to match.com and got rejected. Do you think is because I responded "my dick" when they asked me what I like most in a woman?

Common joke, I got accepted by the way.

3) When I broke my ankle, I was put on morphine whilst in the hospital. I itched all over and it felt great to itch myself. Why did I itch?

Because you were itchy.

4) Do you have ashy, rough elbows?

No.

5) Have you ever asked someone if the carpet matched the drapes?

I like lino.

6) Do you like learning curse words in foreign languages?

No.

7) What's the dumbest thing you've ever bought?

Chewing tobacco.

8) Do you like the smell of new shoes?

Not the ones i sell.

9) Why is math called "maths" in Britain (or, why is maths called "math" in the US)?

Because Americans are stupid.

10) Have you ever been stung by a bee, wasp, or hornet?

Wasp. several times.

 

[Father:_Polley]

19 March 2010
1) Would you ever try to pick up someone at a battered women's shelter?
2) I once applied to match.com and got rejected. Do you think is because I responded "my dick" when they asked me what I like most in a woman?
3) When I broke my ankle, I was put on morphine whilst in the hospital. I itched all over and it felt great to itch myself. Why did I itch?
4) Do you have ashy, rough elbows?
5) Have you ever asked someone if the carpet matched the drapes?
6) Do you like learning curse words in foreign languages?
7) What's the dumbest thing you've ever bought?
8) Do you like the smell of new shoes?
9) Why is math called "maths" in Britain (or, why is maths called "math" in the US)?
10) Have you ever been stung by a bee, wasp, or hornet?

1) No
2) Possibly
3) Because for some reason it causes that reaction in a lot of people, as well as occassionally turning people red all over.
4) Not at minute
5) No
6) Nah, I tend to learn the main language
7) The Matrix Reloaded
8) Only leather ones
9) Because you lot are silly. I mean you change the spelling of everything because you can't cope with that extra letter. Colour, flavour... all of them
10) No. I scream like a girl and run instead

 

[Барбоса]

EDIT: Double Post

 

[Барбоса]

19 March 2010

1) Would you ever try to pick up someone at a battered women's shelter?

No

2) I once applied to match.com and got rejected. Do you think is because I responded "my dick" when they asked me what I like most in a woman?

Yes

3) When I broke my ankle, I was put on morphine whilst in the hospital. I itched all over and it felt great to itch myself. Why did I itch?

Side affect of morphine

4) Do you have ashy, rough elbows?

Sometimes

5) Have you ever asked someone if the carpet matched the drapes?

No

6) Do you like learning curse words in foreign languages?

Yes

7) What's the dumbest thing you've ever bought?

Usually quite sensible with my purchases

8) Do you like the smell of new shoes?

Yes

9) Why is math called "maths" in Britain (or, why is maths called "math" in the US)?

Because Americans like to be different from big brother

10) Have you ever been stung by a bee, wasp, or hornet?

Yes

 

[Via Armbar]

Anything you would like to ask me?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

26 March 2010

1) How tall are you?

2) Can you (or have you ever been able to) dunk a basketball?

3) Have you ever fondled your own ass?

4) If someone told you that they jacked off to the sound of their dad and his girlfriend having sex, how would you react?

5) Do you and your significant other have pet names for each other?

6) Do you have a lot of crust in your eyes when you wake up?

7) Do you drool in your sleep?

8) Why is Chipotle so good?

9) Do you plan on buying Girl Scout Cookies this year?

10) What is your favorite type of Girl Scout Cookie?

 

[Барбоса]

26 March 2010

1) How tall are you?

6ft 1

2) Can you (or have you ever been able to) dunk a basketball?

Managed it a couple of times

3) Have you ever fondled your own ass?

Does scratching count?

4) If someone told you that they jacked off to the sound of their dad and his girlfriend having sex, how would you react?

911

5) Do you and your significant other have pet names for each other?

She might do if I knew who she was

6) Do you have a lot of crust in your eyes when you wake up?

Sometimes

7) Do you drool in your sleep?

My pillow would suggest so

8) Why is Chipotle so good?

What?

9) Do you plan on buying Girl Scout Cookies this year?

No, only because they don't sell them here

10) What is your favorite type of Girl Scout Cookie?

Never had any but those mint thingies always sound good in American sitcoms

 

[Via Armbar]

1) How tall are you?

5'9'' I round up to 6'2'' though.

2)Can you (or have you ever been able to) dunk a basketball?

Not even close.

3) Have you ever fondled your own ass?

My own? No.

4) If someone told you that they jacked off to the sound of their dad and his girlfriend having sex, how would you react?

His dad's girlfriends or the person that told me? I'd have no negative reaction either way.

5) Do you and your significant other have pet names for each other?

Woobzy

6) Do you have a lot of crust in your eyes when you wake up?

No but a lot of dried drool on my face.

7) Do you drool in your sleep?

.......

8) Why is Chipotle so good?

Barbacoa burrito with pinto beans, rice, cheese, sourcream and green salsa. As to why, I can only assume the angels were kind of enough to bring it down from Mexican heaven.

9) Do you plan on buying Girl Scout Cookies this year?

Tagalongs and Thin Mints

10) What is your favorite type of Girl Scout Cookie?

Tagalongs and Thin Mints.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

1) How tall are you?

Taller than the 6'2'' I bill myself as.

2) Can you (or have you ever been able to) dunk a basketball?

Never tried.

3) Have you ever fondled your own ass?

I usually stick a finger up it when I *********e, does that count?

4) If someone told you that they jacked off to the sound of their dad and his girlfriend having sex, how would you react?

I'd want to know more.

5) Do you and your significant other have pet names for each other?

Yeah, ''oi, you''.

6) Do you have a lot of crust in your eyes when you wake up?

It's not crusty, it's always damp.

7) Do you drool in your sleep?

Lots.

8) Why is Chipotle so good?

I can't be bothered to find out what that is.

9) Do you plan on buying Girl Scout Cookies this year?

We don't endorse such customs.

10) What is your favorite type of Girl Scout?

The naive ones.

 

[Scotty]

1) How tall are you?

About 6'1.

2) Can you (or have you ever been able to) dunk a basketball?

Regulation height? No. My personal goals height of 6 foot. Yes.

3) Have you ever fondled your own ass?

Nope. Sorry.

4) If someone told you that they jacked off to the sound of their dad and his girlfriend having sex, how would you react?

Not well. Not well at all.

5) Do you and your significant other have pet names for each other?

Yes. Since I don't have one, I just use whatever comes in my head.

6) Do you have a lot of crust in your eyes when you wake up?

Nope. I am 85% crust free since 1990.

7) Do you drool in your sleep?

I hope not. I have to sleep sitting up and that wouldn't be fun.

8) Why is Chipotle so good?

Because it is fun to say so it must be good.

9) Do you plan on buying Girl Scout Cookies this year?

Nope. Never had a girl scout cookie and plan on keeping that tradition alive.

10) What is your favorite type of Girl Scout Cookie?

Banana Nut Shut The Fuck Up.