tdigle Asks You Questions, And You Answer, Part Deux

[Phoenix]

29 October 2010

1) Would finding out that your woman does private webcam shows piss you off just as much or less than finding out that she porn/strips/works on the street corner?

Webcams is more the same as a stripper, not like it's a webcam with another person. Given that I knew a stripper who was married who did webshows, I'd say it's a living but would prefer the goods to be mine.

2) Have you ever been sexually attracted to someone who isn't all that physically attractive (e.g., Alice Glass)?

I believe so. Actually yes!

3) Do you wear braces/have you had to wear them?

Nope, teeth been perfectly straight.

4) Becker plans on finishing out his current series of name changes with, "Jeffue: Cunty 4 Life." What should his third (i.e., his penultimate) name change be?

Life's Cunt: Jeffue

5) How pissed will Brett Favre be if he can't start on Sunday?

He admitted to doing it, he hasn't got any right to be pissed except with himself.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

29 October 2010

1) Would finding out that your woman does private webcam shows piss you off just as much or less than finding out that she porn/strips/works on the street corner?

I'd be pissed off if she did web shows but I'd be absolutely fuming if she was just jumping on the meat missile. (that isn't mine)

2) Have you ever been sexually attracted to someone who isn't all that physically attractive (e.g., Alice Glass)?

Susan Boyle.

She makes me dream a wet dream.

3) Do you wear braces/have you had to wear them?

I wore a pair for 3 (2001-2004) years to straighten my teeth up, I feel alot happier for wearing them.

4) Becker plans on finishing out his current series of name changes with, "Jeffue: Cunty 4 Life." What should his third (i.e., his penultimate) name change be?

Jeffue: Three ***** and your out.

5) How pissed will Brett Favre be if he can't start on Sunday?

He still plays.

 

[shattered dreams]

1) Would finding out that your woman does private webcam shows piss you off just as much or less than finding out that she porn/strips/works on the street corner?

Yes but if you took out strips I would be a little more pissed about the porn/hooker element for the risk to my own genitals.

2) Have you ever been sexually attracted to someone who isn't all that physically attractive (e.g., Alice Glass)?

I'm sure it has happened.

3) Do you wear braces/have you had to wear them?

Never, I was lucky like that.

4) Becker plans on finishing out his current series of name changes with, "Jeffue: Cunty 4 Life." What should his third (i.e., his penultimate) name change be?

Jeffue: whyarepeoplestillpayingattentiontothis

5) How pissed will Brett Favre be if he can't start on Sunday?

Doubt he cares, just more time to send his dick to the best racks in the crowd.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

1) Would finding out that your woman does private webcam shows piss you off just as much or less than finding out that she porn/strips/works on the street corner?

Way less, working on the streets selling herself for money is much worse than doing something over the interwebz. At least I know that if someone say my woman's naked body, I know for sure they didn't tap that. I mean, one day she will either leave you or experiment with you as well as other couples, so somebody else is going to see her bajingo somewhere down the line.

2) Have you ever been sexually attracted to someone who isn't all that physically attractive (e.g., Alice Glass)?

Who hasn't?

3) Do you wear braces/have you had to wear them?

4 years for braces, 4 years for mouth plates. I still have a metal bar behind my lower row of teeth which was installed when I had my braces. It's been 5 years without them.

4) Becker plans on finishing out his current series of name changes with, "Jeffue: Cunty 4 Life." What should his third (i.e., his penultimate) name change be?

Jeffue's Forever A Cunt

5) How pissed will Brett Favre be if he can't start on Sunday?

It'd be only for about a couple of seconds, if that. He's got his phone he can play with to pass the time.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

31 October 2010

1) Sharks: are or aren't they some bad motherfuckers?

2) What's your favorite dinosaur?

3) Who would win in a fight: Jaws or a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

4) If you have a dog, do you enjoy searching for and pulling ticks off of them?

5) Do you own a wrench?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Sharks are quite the bad muthafuckas

T-Rex

Depends on where they are fighting, if it's on land, T-Rex, in water, Jaws

I've had a few dogs, and I've never picked ticks off of any of them

Yes

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

31 October 2010

1) Sharks: are or aren't they some bad motherfuckers?

they really are.

2) What's your favorite dinosaur?

Tough one, I guess I'll just be boring and say Stegosauras Rex.

3) Who would win in a fight: Jaws or a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

T-Rex

4) If you have a dog, do you enjoy searching for and pulling ticks off of them?

I don't currently have a dog, but that is one of the worst parts about having them.

5) Do you own a wrench?

A few of them actually.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

31 October 2010

1) Sharks: are or aren't they some bad motherfuckers?

I hear at least one shark attack a week happened in NSW a week, so I'd say they are some bad motherfuckers.

2) What's your favorite dinosaur?

Velociraptor can fly that would be a distinct advantage in most dangerous and harmful situations that they may face. It would be a favorite.

3) Who would win in a fight: Jaws or a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Tyrannosaurus Rex has power, range and would take alot damage to be brought down to where a Shark could land an effective bite.

I'd have to go with T-Rex

4) If you have a dog, do you enjoy searching for and pulling ticks off of them?

Haven't had the need to search and destroy them, but I don't think it would be any fun.

5) Do you own a wrench?

I don't think I do.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

31 October 2010

1) Sharks: are or aren't they some bad motherfuckers?

A good portion of them are.

2) What's your favorite dinosaur?

3) Who would win in a fight: Jaws or a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Jaws, his species is not extinct.

4) If you have a dog, do you enjoy searching for and pulling ticks off of them?

I only do this to strangers dogs.

5) Do you own a wrench?

Many different kinds.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Raptors can't fly.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Well now that just sucks........

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Well to qoute Dr. Grant, Raptor means bird. So you're not too far off base with your assumptions.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

I can handle that.

 

[justinsayne]

31 October 2010

1) Sharks: are or aren't they some bad motherfuckers?

They kinda are

2) What's your favorite dinosaur?

3) Who would win in a fight: Jaws or a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Really depends on who has the home field advantage now doesn't it

4) If you have a dog, do you enjoy searching for and pulling ticks off of them?

Don't have a dog

5) Do you own a wrench?

yes

 

[Sparky]

A good portion of them are.

I just had google up looking for that picture. When I saw your answer I decided to go with...

Fuck. I refuse to do this now these two cheated.

 

[Tastycles]

1) Sharks: are or aren't they some bad motherfuckers?

Most of them are pretty shit, to be honest. Especially in Britain. Basking sharks? Fuck off.

2) What's your favorite dinosaur?

The ones at Crystal Palace

3) Who would win in a fight: Jaws or a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

T-Rex

4) If you have a dog, do you enjoy searching for and pulling ticks off of them?


Don't have a dog.

5) Do you own a wrench?


Is that American for spanner? If so, yes. I don't own a socket wrench though if that's what you mean.

 

[Phoenix]

31 October 2010

1) Sharks: are or aren't they some bad motherfuckers?

They are

2) What's your favorite dinosaur?

Triceratops

3) Who would win in a fight: Jaws or a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Draw

4) If you have a dog, do you enjoy searching for and pulling ticks off of them?

Don't have a dog

5) Do you own a wrench?

Nope

 

[Uncle Phatso]

1) TheOneBigWill going trick or treating at least twice this weekend: creepy or cute?

Only slightly depending on what he went as lol

2) Do you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend to shut the fuck up if they talk too much during sex (the youngins can answer this as a hypothetical)?

Lol they don't really talk that much

3) Do you shop at thrift stores?

Once and a while

4) Do you own a pair of Jordans?

Nope I had Shaq shoes, and Iversons, and now I have Custom purple Converse board shoes

5) How the fuck does fantasy basketball (from what I can tell, the scoring scheme is nothing like it is in FF)?

Fuck if I know

6) Why can't Noah pay attention?

Adhd?

 

[Coco]

10 August 2010

1) Who's going to win the NXT Mod thing?

SSC.

2) Do you look like a buck-toothed ****** when you orgasm?

Yes. A thousand times yes.

3) Do you bite your nails?

No.

4) Do you pick your nose?

No.

5) Do you spend extended amounts of time in front of a mirror in order to flex and admire your body?

Not extended amounts.

6) If your mom told you that she started wearing thongs, would it freak you out?

Yes. Not the fact that she's wearing them, but the fact that she's telling me. I don't think we're that close.

7) Why do Mexicans treat their front lawns as extensions of their driveways?

I want to say there's a shortage of front lawns in their home country so they don't really understand the purpose of them.

8) Should driving while Asian be just as much of a crime as driving while intoxicated (I take my hand off steering wheel, wait for accident to happen!)?

Not as much. More.

9) How do Twinkies make you feel?

Peachy.

10) Do Dr. Rockso The Rock 'n' Roll Clown and Tiger Mask Fainting On The Wailing Wall know each other in real life?

I don't know these people.

 

[Coco]

28 October 2010

1) TheOneBigWill going trick or treating at least twice this weekend: creepy or cute?

Nothing Will does is cute. Not one thing.

2) Do you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend to shut the fuck up if they talk too much during sex (the youngins can answer this as a hypothetical)?

So long as she's not trying to carry on an actual conversation, no.

3) Do you shop at thrift stores?

No.

4) Do you own a pair of Jordans?

No.

5) How the fuck does fantasy basketball (from what I can tell, the scoring scheme is nothing like it is in FF)?

I don't understand the question and won't answer it.

6) Why can't Noah pay attention?

Labels are dangerous. I'll keep my thoughts regarding this to myself.

 

[Coco]

29 October 2010

1) Would finding out that your woman does private webcam shows piss you off just as much or less than finding out that she porn/strips/works on the street corner?

Yes. But I've never dated an Eastern European with a heavy accent, so it's hard to imagine.

2) Have you ever been sexually attracted to someone who isn't all that physically attractive (e.g., Alice Glass)?

No doubt.

3) Do you wear braces/have you had to wear them?

I had to at one point.

4) Becker plans on finishing out his current series of name changes with, "Jeffue: Cunty 4 Life." What should his third (i.e., his penultimate) name change be?

Jeffueformers: Cunty in Disguise

5) How pissed will Brett Favre be if he can't start on Sunday?

He's an adult. I'm sure he can deal with it.

 

[Coco]

31 October 2010

1) Sharks: are or aren't they some bad motherfuckers?

Not really. But whoever does their marketing should get a nice, solid pat on the back.

2) What's your favorite dinosaur?

Megatron.

3) Who would win in a fight: Jaws or a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Jaws. What's a T-Rex doing in the water?

4) If you have a dog, do you enjoy searching for and pulling ticks off of them?

Don't have a dog.

5) Do you own a wrench?

Why? Do you need to borrow one?

 

[Miko]

29 October 2010

1) Would finding out that your woman does private webcam shows piss you off just as much or less than finding out that she porn/strips/works on the street corner?

Nah

2) Have you ever been sexually attracted to someone who isn't all that physically attractive (e.g., Alice Glass)?

Yes, its a side effect of alchohol

3) Do you wear braces/have you had to wear them?

Nope, not even the ones that hold your trousers up

4) Becker plans on finishing out his current series of name changes with, "Jeffue: Cunty 4 Life." What should his third (i.e., his penultimate) name change be?

I dont really care

5) How pissed will Brett Favre be if he can't start on Sunday?

I honestly have no idea

31 October 2010

1) Sharks: are or aren't they some bad motherfuckers?

Fair to decent

2) What's your favorite dinosaur?

Bruce Forsythe, actually Joan Rivers, I fucking hate Bruce Forsythe

3) Who would win in a fight: Jaws or a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

I expect Jaws would find a way to put those metal teeth to good use

4) If you have a dog, do you enjoy searching for and pulling ticks off of them?

Never done it

5) Do you own a wrench?

Its not mine, so no

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

3 November 2010

1) Is Kyle's superhero alter-ego The Mosquito?

2) What did you eat today?

3) Question submitted from jmt225: When you jack-off, do you stop when you're about to climax, wait for a few seconds, then repeat the process a more few times to achieve a better orgasm?

4) Porn stars: why are they so much more attractive as half-naked extras than when they're actually screwed on camera (e.g., Gianna Michaels in Piranha 3-D vs. the films that she makes to put bread on the table)?

5) Do you stutter?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

1) no Kyle's the human kite. Clyde is The Mosqito.

2)bolgna sanwiches for lunch and a filet mingon for dinner.

3) yes

4) because you usually don't see it.

5) yes