tdigle Asks You Questions, And You Answer, Part Deux

[Cena's Little Helper]

19 July 2010

I've had few people ask me some questions recently that I don't know that answers to, so I've decided to ask them in this thread.

1) Why is Popeye's so fucking good? (Asked by jmt225)

2) Why won't Charlie Pace engage in a flame war with Becker? (Asked by Becker)

3) Is it really that bad to wear white to a wedding? (Asked by mysterio_fan)

4) If we've evolved from apes, what will evolve from us? How long will this next step in evolution take? (Submitted by Doug Crashin')

5) Why is my Irish tribal tattoo so fucking beast? (Submitted by IrishCanadian25)

6) What does your laugh sound like? (Submitted by Siffy)

7) Will the smoking Indonesian baby die before he's 10? (Submitted by Jane)

8) How can I get back at my mom without sticking pizza crust up my butthole? (Submitted by random Yahoo! Answers person...I suspect it's my future baby momma, Lita's Revenge)

9) How much does Y 2 Jake make a year? (Submitted by Jane)

10) How can someone get pregnant while going down a water slide? (Submitted by myself...I'm quite interested)

 

[The Dewbliners]

1. Because it's Louisana....Fast? Um, I think it's the seasoning, honestly....
2. Because Becker would pwn him, before it ever got started?
3. Not if it's you, M_F. And, no. Why should the bride get all the attention? Not like the day is all about HER!
4.My guess is....Mutants? I mean, Rogue, Gambit, Cyclops and Jean have to be the very definition of evolving from normal folk, no?
5. The very fact that it's beast, if you ask me.
6. Very much like Michael Cole. Seems fitting, as I'm a Cole Miner...
7. Probably, but he'll go out with a healthy glow, and a terriffic cough.
8. You could always play a nice game of stabby-stabby with her!
9. Roughly a cool mill a year. I suspect Jake to be a secret celebrity.
10. If the slide leads to NorCal? Other than that, I'd like to know myself.

 

[Miko]

9 June 2010

1) Do you enjoy the feels that you have to cop when a woman crowdsurfs over you?

Not as much as she does

2) Do you ever put on a playlist when you fuck? If so, what kind of music do you listen to?

No

3) Did you play the recorder when you were in elementary school?

Nope

4) Were you weirded out the first time that you saw a teacher outside of school?

Nah, I was only 11 and drunk out of my mind

5) If Debra Lafave had chosen to fuck you when you were in middle school, would you have ratted her out?

I dunno who she is, but doubtfull

6) Are you allergic to anything? If so, what?

Summer, got me some cracking hayfever

7) Why is Jeffue a cunt?

Becker said so, must be true

8) Do you have a fetish for stockings and garter belts?

Not really, I wank in tissue's or down the sink

9) How come most women in porn fuck with their shoes on?

Same reason I do, need to make a quick exit

10) Has a bird ever taken a shit on you?

The worst part was trying to shit on it in return

19 July 2010

I've had few people ask me some questions recently that I don't know that answers to, so I've decided to ask them in this thread.

1) Why is Popeye's so fucking good? (Asked by jmt225)

Because it is, end of

2) Why won't Charlie Pace engage in a flame war with Becker? (Asked by Becker)

Because he's dead?

3) Is it really that bad to wear white to a wedding? (Asked by mysterio_fan)

Not according to Billy Idol

4) If we've evolved from apes, what will evolve from us? How long will this next step in evolution take? (Submitted by Doug Crashin')

Super intellegent dolphins I hope

5) Why is my Irish tribal tattoo so fucking beast? (Submitted by IrishCanadian25)

I thought he was american

6) What does your laugh sound like? (Submitted by Siffy)

It's often silent, sometimes when I really laugh it's rather high pitched and girly

7) Will the smoking Indonesian baby die before he's 10? (Submitted by Jane)

Hopefully, be a lesson to all smokers

8) How can I get back at my mom without sticking pizza crust up my butthole? (Submitted by random Yahoo! Answers person...I suspect it's my future baby momma, Lita's Revenge)

Do what my mate did and shit on her pillow, not on my mums pillow mind, he's not a maniac

9) How much does Y 2 Jake make a year? (Submitted by Jane)

Somewhere between nothing and Wayne Rooney I expect

10) How can someone get pregnant while going down a water slide? (Submitted by myself...I'm quite interested)

Depends on what I am doing at the bottom of the slide

 

[Phoenix]

9 June 2010

1) Do you enjoy the feels that you have to cop when a woman crowdsurfs over you?

The situation has never come up to consider it.

2) Do you ever put on a playlist when you fuck? If so, what kind of music do you listen to?

No, but I know someone who does.

3) Did you play the recorder when you were in elementary school?

No, I played the Trombone instead.

4) Were you weirded out the first time that you saw a teacher outside of school?

Don't really remember.

5) If Debra Lafave had chosen to fuck you when you were in middle school, would you have ratted her out?

If she had to chosen to fuck me at middle school, given how I looked then, I would have told her to go to Specsavers.

6) Are you allergic to anything? If so, what?

Possibily green peppers.

7) Why is Jeffue a cunt?

I have bothered asking.

8) Do you have a fetish for stockings and garter belts?

I would say more a liking for them than an actual fetish.

9) How come most women in porn fuck with their shoes on?

Cause they missed their equivalent of the sock gap.

10) Has a bird ever taken a shit on you?

Nope, been lucky so far *touch wood*

19 July 2010

I've had few people ask me some questions recently that I don't know that answers to, so I've decided to ask them in this thread.

1) Why is Popeye's so fucking good? (Asked by jmt225)

Cause he's a seeming underdog who kicks ass everytime and is accepted, try picking up some tips Mysterio!

2) Why won't Charlie Pace engage in a flame war with Becker? (Asked by Becker)

No idea

3) Is it really that bad to wear white to a wedding? (Asked by mysterio_fan)

If you're the Bride or Groom, no. But as a guest, yes.

4) If we've evolved from apes, what will evolve from us? How long will this next step in evolution take? (Submitted by Doug Crashin')

Could we be the height of our evolution and we will now de-evolve? No idea tbh

5) Why is my Irish tribal tattoo so fucking beast? (Submitted by IrishCanadian25)

Cause those style of tattoos are FTW!

6) What does your laugh sound like? (Submitted by Siffy)

Hard to say

7) Will the smoking Indonesian baby die before he's 10? (Submitted by Jane)

Probably.

8) How can I get back at my mom without sticking pizza crust up my butthole? (Submitted by random Yahoo! Answers person...I suspect it's my future baby momma, Lita's Revenge)

Stick it up hers!

9) How much does Y 2 Jake make a year? (Submitted by Jane)

Enough. I guess more than me.

10) How can someone get pregnant while going down a water slide? (Submitted by myself...I'm quite interested)

Does it count as rape if you penetrate someone by accident when going down one?

 

[Nate DaMac]

1) Why is Popeye's so fucking good? (Asked by jmt225)

Meh. I like Church's better.

2) Why won't Charlie Pace engage in a flame war with Becker? (Asked by Becker)

I actually seen him take a pretty good shot at him the other day to no response.

3) Is it really that bad to wear white to a wedding? (Asked by mysterio_fan)

Never understood this. Then again, never understood why someone would get married.

4) If we've evolved from apes, what will evolve from us? How long will this next step in evolution take? (Submitted by Doug Crashin')

Ironic that Doug asked this, evolution skipped him. I'd say ManBearPigs.

5) Why is my Irish tribal tattoo so fucking beast? (Submitted by IrishCanadian25)

I would need a picture to clarify...TBD

6) What does your laugh sound like? (Submitted by Siffy)

A Vietnamese Immigrant getting his intestants pulled out through his nose.

7) Will the smoking Indonesian baby die before he's 10? (Submitted by Jane)

Yes, but it has nothing to do with the smoking.

8) How can I get back at my mom without sticking pizza crust up my butthole? (Submitted by random Yahoo! Answers person...I suspect it's my future baby momma, Lita's Revenge)

Sticking it up her butthole?

9) How much does Y 2 Jake make a year? (Submitted by Jane)

I believe he is actually John Cusack.

10) How can someone get pregnant while going down a water slide? (Submitted by myself...I'm quite interested)

Intercourse is easy to perform anywhere that has gravity.

 

[BooCocky]

You're full of yourself if you didn't think I responded.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Ah, must've missed it.

 

[Tastycles]

1) Do you enjoy the feels that you have to cop when a woman crowdsurfs over you?

It's been so long since it's happened I can't remember.


2) Do you ever put on a playlist when you fuck? If so, what kind of music do you listen to?

No, but my girlfriend used to listen to Magic FM a lot so I kind of associate the whole thing with "gold" "hits" from the 80s.

3) Did you play the recorder when you were in elementary school?
I was the only one in my year that never had a lesson.

4) Were you weirded out the first time that you saw a teacher outside of school?

In primary school, I never saw one, in secondary school, I lived there, so not really, no.


5) If Debra Lafave had chosen to fuck you when you were in middle school, would you have ratted her out?


I'd have got her rat out.

6) Are you allergic to anything? If so, what?

Calpol. And I have developed hayfever at 22, so I suppose pollen too.

7) Why is Jeffue a cunt?

Shit name.

8) Do you have a fetish for stockings and garter belts?
They're alright

9) How come most women in porn fuck with their shoes on?
High heels are more attractive than bunions etc.


10) Has a bird ever taken a shit on you?


Alas, yes.

1) Why is Popeye's so fucking good? (Asked by jmt225)

Olive's Oil

2) Why won't Charlie Pace engage in a flame war with Becker? (Asked by Becker)

Not funny enough.


3) Is it really that bad to wear white to a wedding? (Asked by mysterio_fan)

Only if you're in a dress.

4) If we've evolved from apes, what will evolve from us? How long will this next step in evolution take? (Submitted by Doug Crashin')


Nothing. Humans protect the weak, so there'll be no survival of the fittest.

5) Why is my Irish tribal tattoo so fucking beast? (Submitted by IrishCanadian25)

Lack of adjectives.

6) What does your laugh sound like? (Submitted by Siffy)


Nervous.

7) Will the smoking Indonesian baby die before he's 10? (Submitted by Jane)

Probably.

8) How can I get back at my mom without sticking pizza crust up my butthole? (Submitted by random Yahoo! Answers person...I suspect it's my future baby momma, Lita's Revenge)


Use a plain pizza base as a sanny towel, add your brother's knob cheese. Fangita Margherita.

9) How much does Y 2 Jake make a year? (Submitted by Jane)
Dunno. He sells shoes. So, if we assume he sells 10 pairs a day with a £20 profit, he makes about £60,000 a year.

10) How can someone get pregnant while going down a water slide? (Submitted by myself...I'm quite interested)

If they're being shagged. Or if the water was kept at body temperature, they slid down naked, and there was an army of 15 year olds watching the Television X freeview jizzing into the water shortly before they went down.

 

[gd]

1) Why is Popeye's so fucking good? (Asked by jmt225)

Never had it.

2) Why won't Charlie Pace engage in a flame war with Becker? (Asked by Becker)

Likely because he's so intimidating.

3) Is it really that bad to wear white to a wedding? (Asked by mysterio_fan)

Yes.

4) If we've evolved from apes, what will evolve from us? How long will this next step in evolution take? (Submitted by Doug Crashin')

I believe we'll all evolve into bears within the next 15 years.

5) Why is my Irish tribal tattoo so fucking beast? (Submitted by IrishCanadian25)

Surely not as beast as J-Goose and any tattoo he may have.

6) What does your laugh sound like? (Submitted by Siffy)

Haha.

7) Will the smoking Indonesian baby die before he's 10? (Submitted by Jane)

He's already dead, isn't he?

8) How can I get back at my mom without sticking pizza crust up my butthole? (Submitted by random Yahoo! Answers person...I suspect it's my future baby momma, Lita's Revenge)

You can't, it's the only option.

9) How much does Y 2 Jake make a year? (Submitted by Jane)

Quite a few Euros.

10) How can someone get pregnant while going down a water slide? (Submitted by myself...I'm quite interested)

If they're having sex whilst sliding?

 

[Ferbian]

1) Do you enjoy the feels that you have to cop when a woman crowdsurfs over you?

Never tried getting someone to crowdsurf over me. But I guess I would enjoy it. I don't know.

2) Do you ever put on a playlist when you fuck? If so, what kind of music do you listen to?

Not really no.

3) Did you play the recorder when you were in elementary school?

No

4) Were you weirded out the first time that you saw a teacher outside of school?

Nope

5) If Debra Lafave had chosen to fuck you when you were in middle school, would you have ratted her out?

Who? And probably not.

6) Are you allergic to anything? If so, what?

I'm not sure. I believe I had a period of years where i was allergic to dogs when I was around them for a longer period of time.

7) Why is Jeffue a cunt?

Don't know.

8) Do you have a fetish for stockings and garter belts?

No

9) How come most women in porn fuck with their shoes on?

Saves time I guess. Also I could imagine getting into some of those shoes took a while?

10) Has a bird ever taken a shit on you?

Luckily not.

1) Why is Popeye's so fucking good? (Asked by jmt225)

He's not.

2) Why won't Charlie Pace engage in a flame war with Becker? (Asked by Becker)

Charlie is beyond that.

3) Is it really that bad to wear white to a wedding? (Asked by mysterio_fan)

I don't see the harm.

4) If we've evolved from apes, what will evolve from us? How long will this next step in evolution take? (Submitted by Doug Crashin')

Blank.

5) Why is my Irish tribal tattoo so fucking beast? (Submitted by IrishCanadian25)

Cause it's a tribal tattoo?

6) What does your laugh sound like? (Submitted by Siffy)

Odd. I've had people mock it. I don't know why though. It's not an embarrassing kind of squeaky laugh.

7) Will the smoking Indonesian baby die before he's 10? (Submitted by Jane)

Most likely not.

8) How can I get back at my mom without sticking pizza crust up my butthole? (Submitted by random Yahoo! Answers person...I suspect it's my future baby momma, Lita's Revenge)

Erh.

9) How much does Y 2 Jake make a year? (Submitted by Jane)

Great question. That's all I have to say about that.

10) How can someone get pregnant while going down a water slide? (Submitted by myself...I'm quite interested)

Cum slide?

 

[Nate DaMac]

Ah, must've missed it.

Oh wow, and you even flamed the shit out of me, until Tenta thoroughly handled you. It's all Jesus, your comment didn't even offend me. Honestly, I wouldn't have put it out there if I was only going to be butthurt about it. I just find it a bit hilarious that you insult someone for their desperation to gain friends over the internet, yet you remember something I posted months ago that virtually anyone who didn't have an obsession with me would've forgotten by now. You're right though, I got the clap from an ex girlfriend. Go ahead and rip me to shreds over it, but I am comfortable enough with myself to admit that I have sex with ****s because, well, I'm hideous. STDs are a risk in my choice of sex partners. I guess you don't have to worry about that when you only have sex with yourself though huh?

EDIT: You're taking too long douchebag. I got dirty ****s to put my penis into. Have a nice day.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

What the fuck is a Euro, Disarray?

 

[Барбоса]

1) Do you enjoy the feels that you have to cop when a woman crowdsurfs over you?

I refuse to help someone crowdsurf. Seeing them fall on their head is funnier and might teach them not to do it again.

2) Do you ever put on a playlist when you fuck? If so, what kind of music do you listen to?

No

3) Did you play the recorder when you were in elementary school?

Yes, it was compulsory

4) Were you weirded out the first time that you saw a teacher outside of school?

As my mum is a teacher, I saw them all the time

5) If Debra Lafave had chosen to fuck you when you were in middle school, would you have ratted her out?

No

6) Are you allergic to anything? If so, what?

I'm sure that like everyone else, I am allergic to something. I just have not found it yet

7) Why is Jeffue a cunt?

Can't say I know who he is

8) Do you have a fetish for stockings and garter belts?

Not a fetish but they do look good

9) How come most women in porn fuck with their shoes on?

High heels look better and probably because so many of them are short and they want to look up when they are standing

10) Has a bird ever taken a shit on you?

If by 'bird' you mean 'woman', the answer is no. If by 'bird' you mean the flying feathery type, the answer is no.

1) Why is Popeye's so fucking good? (Asked by jmt225)

Because he has been able to overcome so many physical ailments - the massive tumours in his arms, his speech impediment, the stroke/Bell's palsy he must have suffered and the likelihood of having Haemochromatosis from eating too much iron.

2) Why won't Charlie Pace engage in a flame war with Becker? (Asked by Becker)

Resistance is futile

3) Is it really that bad to wear white to a wedding? (Asked by mysterio_fan)

A white string vest might look amiss

4) If we've evolved from apes, what will evolve from us? How long will this next step in evolution take? (Submitted by Doug Crashin')

Nothing. as the advent of technology and medicine mean that the attritional nature of evolution has been removed

5) Why is my Irish tribal tattoo so fucking beast? (Submitted by IrishCanadian25)

Sounds like a rhetorical question but I'll say it isn't "beast" as I dislike most things considered "Irish"

6) What does your laugh sound like? (Submitted by Siffy)

A hyena

7) Will the smoking Indonesian baby die before he's 10? (Submitted by Jane)

Hopefully. Might teach his family a lesson

8) How can I get back at my mom without sticking pizza crust up my butthole? (Submitted by random Yahoo! Answers person...I suspect it's my future baby momma, Lita's Revenge)

Get pregnant by her lover. That'll learn her

9) How much does Y 2 Jake make a year? (Submitted by Jane)

Depends how consist his sales are. Maybe a £100 a day? Perhaps £30,000 after tax?

10) How can someone get pregnant while going down a water slide? (Submitted by myself...I'm quite interested)

You can do plenty of the necessary bodily functions or scientific injections while on a water slide

 

[gd]

What the fuck is a Euro, Disarray?

A large, wooden ship?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

10 August 2010

1) Who's going to win the NXT Mod thing?

2) Do you look like a buck-toothed ****** when you orgasm?

3) Do you bite your nails?

4) Do you pick your nose?

5) Do you spend extended amounts of time in front of a mirror in order to flex and admire your body?

6) If your mom told you that she started wearing thongs, would it freak you out?

7) Why do Mexicans treat their front lawns as extensions of their driveways?

8) Should driving while Asian be just as much of a crime as driving while intoxicated (I take my hand off steering wheel, wait for accident to happen!)?

9) How do Twinkies make you feel?

10) Do Dr. Rockso The Rock 'n' Roll Clown and Tiger Mask Fainting On The Wailing Wall know each other in real life?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

10 August 2010

1) Who's going to win the NXT Mod thing?

SSC, Tenta, or Razor.

2) Do you look like a buck-toothed ****** when you orgasm?

Yes.

3) Do you bite your nails?

Fuck no.

4) Do you pick your nose?

Yep. Or I snot rocket the shit out in the shower.

5) Do you spend extended amounts of time in front of a mirror in order to flex and admire your body?

If I had more time I probably would.

6) If your mom told you that she started wearing thongs, would it freak you out?

My mum is dead. If my dad said it, I'd bitch slap him.

7) Why do Mexicans treat their front lawns as extensions of their driveways?

Que?

8) Should driving while Asian be just as much of a crime as driving while intoxicated (I take my hand off steering wheel, wait for accident to happen!)?

It's worse than DWI.

9) How do Twinkies make you feel?

Haven't had one in ages, I dunno.

10) Do Dr. Rockso The Rock 'n' Roll Clown and Tiger Mask Fainting On The Wailing Wall know each other in real life?

I believe they've set times up to meet eachother, I'm not to sure if they have yet.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

1) SSC
2) I dont have any teeth
3) I gum them
4) Dont have money for plastic surgery
5) Only four hours a day
6) I would just be glad shes wearing underwear again
7) Because their driveways are filled with mowers
8) Only if they are women
9) Fat and sassy
10) I believe they are engaged

 

[Theo Mays]

1) Who's going to win the NXT Mod thing?

SSC

2) Do you look like a buck-toothed ****** when you orgasm?

Doesn't everyone?

3) Do you bite your nails?

You're damn skippy.

4) Do you pick your nose?

Only if it feels like a crusty one.

5) Do you spend extended amounts of time in front of a mirror in order to flex and admire your body?

No not at all. Mirrors usually break at the sight of me. I have like a million years bad luck and all that good shit.

6) If your mom told you that she started wearing thongs, would it freak you out?

Most definitely.

7) Why do Mexicans treat their front lawns as extensions of their driveways?

Because it gives them some landscaping to do after they move the car.

8) Should driving while Asian be just as much of a crime as driving while intoxicated (I take my hand off steering wheel, wait for accident to happen!)?

I saw an Asian with big boobs on vaca. Now all I need to see is one that can drive and the Asian life has gone full circle. So the answer is an obvious yes.

9) How do Twinkies make you feel?

Sick actually. Things are fucking gross.

10) Do Dr. Rockso The Rock 'n' Roll Clown and Tiger Mask Fainting On The Wailing Wall know each other in real life?

Surely Shirley.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

1) Who's going to win the NXT Mod thing?

Smooth Sexual Chocolate: Can be assigned to multiple areas and is on frequently.

2) Do you look like a buck-toothed ****** when you orgasm?

I'll let you know once I lose my virginity.

3) Do you bite your nails?

Why bite when you can rip?

4) Do you pick your nose?

I'm quite content with the nose I developed.

5) Do you spend extended amounts of time in front of a mirror in order to flex and admire your body?

During the time some people attempt this, I actually spend trying to adjust my protruding stomach to a level that doesn't look like I'm sucking it in, as well as making it look like I have an alright body.

I'm working my way up to being able to flex though.

6) If your mom told you that she started wearing thongs, would it freak you out?

No, everyone in Australia owns thongs. It's like the national symbol for casual wear. Great comfort for feet during the summer.

7) Why do Mexicans treat their front lawns as extensions of their driveways?

They spend all day at work taking care of lawns. Would you want to come home and do the same thing?

8) Should driving while Asian be just as much of a crime as driving while intoxicated (I take my hand off steering wheel, wait for accident to happen!)?

We've relegated the Asians to the cities so they can walk. Traffic is ridiculous in Sydney. I don't know how New York City taxi drivers do it.

9) How do Twinkies make you feel?

Plagiarised.

10) Do Dr. Rockso The Rock 'n' Roll Clown and Tiger Mask Fainting On The Wailing Wall know each other in real life?

...

... Mr. Squiggles is awesome.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Even if you're a virgin, you've still had an orgasm.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Que? [/Lariat]

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Eh?

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Exactly.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

You've told me nothing.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

How can I answer a question which I've requested for some clarification on that has yet to be delivered?