tdigle Asks You Questions, And You Answer

[Tastycles]

8 October

1) Have you ever tried to register your fists as lethal weapons?

No

2) Has anyone ever cupped their fart and thrown it in your face?

Yup

3) Have you ever stuck a piece of gum you had been chewing under a table?

No, the threat of chewing gum detention where you had to pick it off the dining room tables for an hour deterred me.

4) Have you ever referred to someone endearingly as "fuckface?"

Yes, I imagine my sort of ex.

5) Why don't Fed Ex and UPS operate on Sundays (lazy bastards)?

Costs more

6) Do you want to go to the Louvre?

I want to go to Paris, and would go to the Louvre, but that's not why I'd go.

7) Where is jmt225?

Camp?

8) Is IrishCanadian25 going to send me a piece of wedding cake?

No

9) Have you ever done a flip off of a diving board?

No

10) Did you ever own a Super Soaker?

No

 

[Барбоса]

1) Have you ever tried to register your fists as lethal weapons?

No

2) Has anyone ever cupped their fart and thrown it in your face?

Yes

3) Have you ever stuck a piece of gum you had been chewing under a table?

No

4) Have you ever referred to someone endearingly as "fuckface?"

Yes

5) Why don't Fed Ex and UPS operate on Sundays (lazy bastards)?

The Lord got all his deliveries on Saturday

6) Do you want to go to the Louvre?

Already been. Would love to go back

7) Where is jmt225?

The Louvre?

8) Is IrishCanadian25 going to send me a piece of wedding cake?

No, the greedy bastard

9) Have you ever done a flip off of a diving board?

Yes

10) Did you ever own a Super Soaker?

Yes

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

9 October

1) Have you ever bowed over to hug a woman because you had a woody?

2) Have you ever hit someone on accident?

3) Do you pick your nose?

4) Do you bite your nails?

5) Is Undertaker's#1Fan a Deadman alt?

6) Is Undertaker's#1Fan a Moon Knight alt?

7) What are your favorite kind of M&Ms?

8) Do you laugh like a snake (i.e., ss, ss, ss, ss, ss)?

9) Do you find church boring?

10) How much money would it take for you to live your dream life (e.g., for me, I estimate it would take about $150K a year)?

 

[Mr. TM]

No, no, no, no, no, no, none, no, no, 50,000 is all I need.

 

[SavageTaker]

9 October

1) Have you ever bowed over to hug a woman because you had a woody?

No.

2) Have you ever hit someone on accident?

Yes, but they deserved it.

3) Do you pick your nose?

No. I blow my nose on a tissue.

4) Do you bite your nails?

Eww. No.

5) Is Undertaker's#1Fan a Deadman alt?

No.

6) Is Undertaker's#1Fan a Moon Knight alt?

No.

7) What are your favorite kind of M&Ms?

I like them all!

8) Do you laugh like a snake (i.e., ss, ss, ss, ss, ss)?

No.

9) Do you find church boring?

Yes. That's the reason I stopped going. I prefer staying at home on a Sunday instead of going to church and looking disrespectful because I'm sleeping.

10) How much money would it take for you to live your dream life (e.g., for me, I estimate it would take about $150K a year)?

For me it would be $150-200k. I'd definitely want to have some money left over just in case anything happens.

 

[SavageTaker]

8 October

1) Have you ever tried to register your fists as lethal weapons?

Nope.

2) Has anyone ever cupped their fart and thrown it in your face?

I don't recall anyone ever doing that to me.

3) Have you ever stuck a piece of gum you had been chewing under a table?

Nope. I don't understand why it's so freaking hard for people to get their asses up and walk to the trash can and put their gum there. It's really annoying and disgusting when I accidentally touch the bottom of my desk and it's filled with gum.

4) Have you ever referred to someone endearingly as "fuckface?"

No.

5) Why don't Fed Ex and UPS operate on Sundays (lazy bastards)?

I wish I would know. And yes, they are lazy bastards for not delivering on Sundays.

6) Do you want to go to the Louvre?

Sure.

7) Where is jmt225?

I don't know.

8) Is IrishCanadian25 going to send me a piece of wedding cake?

No. He's sending it to me.

9) Have you ever done a flip off of a diving board?

No, I'm too scared of fucking up if I attempted to do that.

10) Did you ever own a Super Soaker?

I don't think so.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

11 October

1) Last night, I sent Becker some topless photos of a woman through means that shall remain undisclosed. Five minutes later, he logged off of WZ. What happened?

2) Have you ever had to get out of a warm, toasty, and comfortable bed because you had to piss?

3) Have you ever thrown part of omelet at someone when you were wasted?

4) Have you left your girlfriend voicemails telling her how much you want to have sex with her when you were wasted?

5) How come Chris Rea doesn't get the recognition he deserves as a musician?

6) How come Chilliwack doesn't get the recognition they deserve as a band?

7) Is Pixie Lott the world's next pop superstar?

8) If you could afford it, would you have your head cryogenically frozen?

9) Do you like opera?

10) Are your grandparents crotchety old goons? Or, are they good peoples?

 

[gd]

1) Last night, I sent Becker some topless photos of a woman through means that shall remain undisclosed. Five minutes later, he logged off of WZ. What happened?

He reported you to the authorities.

2) Have you ever had to get out of a warm, toasty, and comfortable bed because you had to piss?

Yep.

3) Have you ever thrown part of omelet at someone when you were wasted?

Who eats omelets?

4) Have you left your girlfriend voicemails telling her how much you want to have sex with her when you were wasted?

No, but I have left your girlfriend voicemails.

5) How come Chris Rea doesn't get the recognition he deserves as a musician?

Who's he?

6) How come Chilliwack doesn't get the recognition they deserve as a band?

What's a Chilliwack?

7) Is Pixie Lott the world's next pop superstar?

With a name like that, of course.

8) If you could afford it, would you have your head cryogenically frozen?

No.

9) Do you like opera?

No.

10) Are your grandparents crotchety old goons? Or, are they good peoples?

2/4 dead, 1/4 crotchety, 1/4 good

 

[Tastycles]

9 October

1) Have you ever bowed over to hug a woman because you had a woody?

I think it's likely, but I can't remember when.

2) Have you ever hit someone on accident?

Yes.

3) Do you pick your nose?

Anyone who says they don't is a liar.

4) Do you bite your nails?

Always

5) Is Undertaker's#1Fan a Deadman alt?

No, but the name resembelance is uncanny

6) Is Undertaker's#1Fan a Moon Knight alt?

No

7) What are your favorite kind of M&Ms?

Chocolate, but I only ever buy crispy.

8) Do you laugh like a snake (i.e., ss, ss, ss, ss, ss)?

No, I guffaw.

9) Do you find church boring?

Immensely

10) How much money would it take for you to live your dream life (e.g., for me, I estimate it would take about $150K a year)?

£2million lump sum.

11 October

1) Last night, I sent Becker some topless photos of a woman through means that shall remain undisclosed. Five minutes later, he logged off of WZ. What happened?

It involved KY.

2) Have you ever had to get out of a warm, toasty, and comfortable bed because you had to piss?

No. I never urinate until morning.

3) Have you ever thrown part of omelet at someone when you were wasted?

No, had a food fight in a kebab house though.

4) Have you left your girlfriend voicemails telling her how much you want to have sex with her when you were wasted?

Face to face, not on voicemail.

5) How come Chris Rea doesn't get the recognition he deserves as a musician?

Too seedy

6) How come Chilliwack doesn't get the recognition they deserve as a band?

Shit name

7) Is Pixie Lott the world's next pop superstar?

Probably.

8) If you could afford it, would you have your head cryogenically frozen?

No

9) Do you like opera?

Only Soap opera

10) Are your grandparents crotchety old goons? Or, are they good peoples?

Dead peoples. I only met one who I don't remember.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

1) Have you ever tried to register your fists as lethal weapons?

Yeah, on people's faces.

2) Has anyone ever cupped their fart and thrown it in your face?

No.

3) Have you ever stuck a piece of gum you had been chewing under a table?

Yes, but I haven't done it since I got somebody elses gum on me.

4) Have you ever referred to someone endearingly as "fuckface?"

No.

5) Why don't Fed Ex and UPS operate on Sundays (lazy bastards)?

Can't offend the religious people now can they.

6) Do you want to go to the Louvre?

If it's in Glasgow, I've been.

7) Where is jmt225?

Not here, my guess.

8) Is IrishCanadian25 going to send me a piece of wedding cake?

He's getting amrried? My guess would be no, and why would you want him to?

9) Have you ever done a flip off of a diving board?

Flips, falls, yes.

10) Did you ever own a Super Soaker?

I had a pressure washer. Took the skin off if it it you.

1) Have you ever bowed over to hug a woman because you had a woody?

No, I just stab them with it.

2) Have you ever hit someone on accident?

Yes, I felt quite bad about it.

3) Do you pick your nose?

There's nothing wrong with picking your nose.

4) Do you bite your nails?

No, I cut them short enough as it is.

5) Is Undertaker's#1Fan a Deadman alt?

I've heard of that deadman person.

6) Is Undertaker's#1Fan a Moon Knight alt?

Make's sense, Moon Night said he was never going to return. I guess he meant under his former guise.

7) What are your favorite kind of M&Ms?

None of them.

8) Do you laugh like a snake (i.e., ss, ss, ss, ss, ss)?

No.

9) Do you find church boring?

I've only been for weddings and the answer is yes.

10) How much money would it take for you to live your dream life (e.g., for me, I estimate it would take about $150K a year)?

Being a nomad is free, for the most part.

1) Last night, I sent Becker some topless photos of a woman through means that shall remain undisclosed. Five minutes later, he logged off of WZ. What happened?

He prayed for your sins.

2) Have you ever had to get out of a warm, toasty, and comfortable bed because you had to piss?

6 times per night, on average.

3) Have you ever thrown part of omelet at someone when you were wasted?

If a Pizza is a think omlette, then yes.

4) Have you left your girlfriend voicemails telling her how much you want to have sex with her when you were wasted?

No, I just tell her to her face.

5) How come Chris Rea doesn't get the recognition he deserves as a musician?

Because he appears normal, my guess.

6) How come Chilliwack doesn't get the recognition they deserve as a band?

I too am guilty of not giving....Chilliwack? the recoginition they deserve.

7) Is Pixie Lott the world's next pop superstar?

No, Little Boots is better.

8) If you could afford it, would you have your head cryogenically frozen?

No.

9) Do you like opera?

In moderation.

10) Are your grandparents crotchety old goons? Or, are they good peoples?

Good people. You could say they're dead good people. But my grandad was a miserable bastard.

 

[Father:_Polley]

9 October

1) Have you ever bowed over to hug a woman because you had a woody?
2) Have you ever hit someone on accident?
3) Do you pick your nose?
4) Do you bite your nails?
5) Is Undertaker's#1Fan a Deadman alt?
6) Is Undertaker's#1Fan a Moon Knight alt?
7) What are your favorite kind of M&Ms?
8) Do you laugh like a snake (i.e., ss, ss, ss, ss, ss)?
9) Do you find church boring?
10) How much money would it take for you to live your dream life (e.g., for me, I estimate it would take about $150K a year)?

1. Yes
2. On a daily basis
3. Only if there's something annoying me
4. No, I stopped because I had a problem.
5. Undecided
6. No
7. I prefer Smarties - but shortcake
8. No
9. Depends who's speaking
10. £100000 should do it.

11 October

1) Last night, I sent Becker some topless photos of a woman through means that shall remain undisclosed. Five minutes later, he logged off of WZ. What happened?
2) Have you ever had to get out of a warm, toasty, and comfortable bed because you had to piss?
3) Have you ever thrown part of omelet at someone when you were wasted?
4) Have you left your girlfriend voicemails telling her how much you want to have sex with her when you were wasted?
5) How come Chris Rea doesn't get the recognition he deserves as a musician?
6) How come Chilliwack doesn't get the recognition they deserve as a band?
7) Is Pixie Lott the world's next pop superstar?
8) If you could afford it, would you have your head cryogenically frozen?
9) Do you like opera?
10) Are your grandparents crotchety old goons? Or, are they good peoples?

1. He fainted at his first sight of boobs and hit his head. His parents found him later and cut off his internet access.
2. I hate leaving bed for anything.
3. No, I don't get wasted, and I like omelette.
4. No
5. Because his music doesn't lend himself to being commercially successful.
6. Because I've never heard of them.
7. Average
8. No
9. Not overly, but I like musicals
10. Good people. Mad as a bag of frogs, but good

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

12 October

1) Why isn't Norway part of the EU?

2) Why is Switzerland neutral in anything and everything?

3) What do you think of sexual tourism?

4) Do you wear cologne?

5) Do you take up both armrests when you go to the movies?

6) Have you ever been yelled at for not putting down the toilet seat?

7) Do you wear glasses or contacts?

8) Have you ever crashed a party?

9) If mogwais were real, would you want one as a pet?

10) Did you ever collect Garbage Pail Kids cards?

 

[gd]

12 October

1) Why isn't Norway part of the EU?

They are assholes.

2) Why is Switzerland neutral in anything and everything?

They are part of the red cross.

3) What do you think of sexual tourism?

Kinky.

4) Do you wear cologne?

No.

5) Do you take up both armrests when you go to the movies?

No.

6) Have you ever been yelled at for not putting down the toilet seat?

I always put it down.

7) Do you wear glasses or contacts?

No.

8) Have you ever crashed a party?

No, I'm invited to all of them.

9) If mogwais were real, would you want one as a pet?

I'd want a Liger

10) Did you ever collect Garbage Pail Kids cards?

No, not a nerd.

 

[Father:_Polley]

12 October
1) Why isn't Norway part of the EU?
2) Why is Switzerland neutral in anything and everything?
3) What do you think of sexual tourism?
4) Do you wear cologne?
5) Do you take up both armrests when you go to the movies?
6) Have you ever been yelled at for not putting down the toilet seat?
7) Do you wear glasses or contacts?
8) Have you ever crashed a party?
9) If mogwais were real, would you want one as a pet?
10) Did you ever collect Garbage Pail Kids cards?

1. Because no-one actually wants it. IT doesn't do anything, apart from house Santa
2. A general lack of testicles
3. I'm not having them at mine.
4. Yes
5. If I can get away with it, yes
6. Not recently
7. I wear both
8. No
9. Gremlins? Of course, they're cute
10. No.

do you ever quiz responses?

 

[Барбоса]

1) Why isn't Norway part of the EU?

Because they want to be able to charge whatever they want for beer

2) Why is Switzerland neutral in anything and everything?

Because their army only have those little knives to defend themselves

3) What do you think of sexual tourism?

Not a lot

4) Do you wear cologne?

No

5) Do you take up both armrests when you go to the movies?

Sometimes

6) Have you ever been yelled at for not putting down the toilet seat?

No

7) Do you wear glasses or contacts?

No

8) Have you ever crashed a party?

No

9) If mogwais were real, would you want one as a pet?

No, rats on two legs plus the horrible gremlin problems

10) Did you ever collect Garbage Pail Kids cards?

No

 

[Y 2 Jake]

1) Why isn't Norway part of the EU?

That'll be why my courier doesn't post there then, bastards.

2) Why is Switzerland neutral in anything and everything?

They're not neutral, they're indifferent.

3) What do you think of sexual tourism?

I don't think anything.

4) Do you wear cologne?

I do actually, even though ideally I'd smell of nothing.

5) Do you take up both armrests when you go to the movies?

I do if I don't know the person to one side of me.

6) Have you ever been yelled at for not putting down the toilet seat?

No, I sit anyway. But if I was yelled at I'd piss all over the seat on principle.

7) Do you wear glasses or contacts?

Both, not at the same time.

8) Have you ever crashed a party?

I've not been invited to one yet, so yeah.

9) If mogwais were real, would you want one as a pet?

Surely more manageable than a house duck.

10) Did you ever collect Garbage Pail Kids cards?

I had a few, but they're called Cabbage Patch over here.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

14 October

1) Hotel California: greatest rock song ever made?

2) Have you ever had to buy tampons for your girlfriend?

3) Has you girlfriend ever dragged you into the bathroom while she went number one?

4) While listening to music, do you ever spontaneously break out into air guitar during a great solo?

5) Which is better: Rachmaninoff's Isle Of The Dead or Ravel's Bolero?

6) Have you ever seen prostitutes hanging out on a street corner?

7) Do you (or would you) hang your kid's really shitty art on the refrigerator door?

8) Have you ever been fired from a job?

9) When you don't put on deodorant and your armpits sweat, do they smell like onions?

10) Do you like french fries?

 

[Ty Burna]

14 October

1) Hotel California: greatest rock song ever made?

Maybe not the greatest, but it's up there.

2) Have you ever had to buy tampons for your girlfriend?

No but I'm sure that day will come.

3) Has you girlfriend ever dragged you into the bathroom while she went number one?

I don't think that has happened.

4) While listening to music, do you ever spontaneously break out into air guitar during a great solo?

All the time.

5) Which is better: Rachmaninoff's Isle Of The Dead or Ravel's Bolero?

Eh.......pass.

6) Have you ever seen prostitutes hanging out on a street corner?

I don't live in a big city, my town only has a population of 3,000. So no.

7) Do you (or would you) hang your kid's really shitty art on the refrigerator door?

Hell my daughter's art could be crap and still be better than mine so yes, I don't see nothing wrong with being proud of your children.

8) Have you ever been fired from a job?

Only one.

9) When you don't put on deodorant and your armpits sweat, do they smell like onions?

They smell, but not like onions.

10) Do you like french fries?

Absolutely.

 

[Coco]

1) Hotel California: greatest rock song ever made?

No.

2) Have you ever had to buy tampons for your girlfriend?

Nope. I just pleasure her. Your father handles that domestic shit.

3) Has you girlfriend ever dragged you into the bathroom while she went number one?

What can I say, your mother knows what she likes.

4) While listening to music, do you ever spontaneously break out into air guitar during a great solo?

Yep. Sometimes it doesn't even need to be great or a solo.

5) Which is better: Rachmaninoff's Isle Of The Dead or Ravel's Bolero?

They're both pretty good.

6) Have you ever seen prostitutes hanging out on a street corner?

They're not hanging out. They're working.

7) Do you (or would you) hang your kid's really shitty art on the refrigerator door?

No. Just his masterpieces.

8) Have you ever been fired from a job?

Nope. I walk before they get the chance.

9) When you don't put on deodorant and your armpits sweat, do they smell like onions?

Nothing nearly that flattering.

10) Do you like french fries?

Nope. They just aren't the same as freedom fries.

 

[RVDgurl]

14 October

1) Hotel California: greatest rock song ever made?

2) Have you ever had to buy tampons for your girlfriend?

3) Has you girlfriend ever dragged you into the bathroom while she went number one?

4) While listening to music, do you ever spontaneously break out into air guitar during a great solo?

5) Which is better: Rachmaninoff's Isle Of The Dead or Ravel's Bolero?

6) Have you ever seen prostitutes hanging out on a street corner?

7) Do you (or would you) hang your kid's really shitty art on the refrigerator door?

8) Have you ever been fired from a job?

9) When you don't put on deodorant and your armpits sweat, do they smell like onions?

10) Do you like french fries?

1. no
2. no, but I do buy them for myself
3. my boyfriend and I carry many coversations while in the bathroom
4. frequently, although I prefer the air drums
5. I have no idea
6. yes
7. I would
8. no
9. I try really hard to remember to put deodorant on everyday, so I'm not sure
10. I love french fries

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

15 October

1) When you are at the pool, beach, or a family-friendly social event, do the topless toddlers that unfailingly run around scare you?

2) Have you ever come on to WZ as a guest to look at the forums because you're self-conscious about the amount of time you spend on here?

3) Do you need to be drunk in order to dance at clubs?

4) How do you feel about arranged marriages?

5) If you won the lottery, would you drop every thing you were doing and go on a road trip?

6) Do you like subways?

7) Do you like Subway?

8) Have you ever seen a woman so beautiful that you had to clutch your chest?

9) Should this thread be stickied?

10) Why are Adrien Brody and Topher Grace starring in the remake of Predator?

 

[Ty Burna]

15 October

1) When you are at the pool, beach, or a family-friendly social event, do the topless toddlers that unfailingly run around scare you?

Nah I'm used to kids running around, I'm the oldest child in my family and have a daughter of my own.

2) Have you ever come on to WZ as a guest to look at the forums because you're self-conscious about the amount of time you spend on here?

I log in automatically so no.

3) Do you need to be drunk in order to dance at clubs?

Nah I don't, but I don't dance at the lone club that's within a 100 mile radius of my town. The people there suck at dancing and barely move.

4) How do you feel about arranged marriages?

Archaic

5) If you won the lottery, would you drop every thing you were doing and go on a road trip?

I would ensure I had the proper time off from my job, and then go on a road trip. Or buy a Corvette. One of the two.

6) Do you like subways?

Never been on one.

7) Do you like Subway?

Yah they're not bad.

8) Have you ever seen a woman so beautiful that you had to clutch your chest?

More like had to clutch........well you get the idea.

9) Should this thread be stickied?

Absolutely.

10) Why are Adrien Brody and Topher Grace starring in the remake of Predator?

Good question, ask the person who they had to kneel down for.

 

[gd]

1) When you are at the pool, beach, or a family-friendly social event, do the topless toddlers that unfailingly run around scare you?

Yes, it's tough to hide my boner.

2) Have you ever come on to WZ as a guest to look at the forums because you're self-conscious about the amount of time you spend on here?

No.

3) Do you need to be drunk in order to dance at clubs?

Usually.

4) How do you feel about arranged marriages?

Quite odd.

5) If you won the lottery, would you drop every thing you were doing and go on a road trip?

Probably not.

6) Do you like subways?

No.

7) Do you like Subway?

More than subways.

8) Have you ever seen a woman so beautiful that you had to clutch your chest?

No.

9) Should this thread be stickied?

Probably.

10) Why are Adrien Brody and Topher Grace starring in the remake of Predator?

I dunno, should've been Jason Statham.

 

[Cowboyfromhell]

15 October

1) When you are at the pool, beach, or a family-friendly social event, do the topless toddlers that unfailingly run around scare you?

2) Have you ever come on to WZ as a guest to look at the forums because you're self-conscious about the amount of time you spend on here?

3) Do you need to be drunk in order to dance at clubs?

4) How do you feel about arranged marriages?

5) If you won the lottery, would you drop every thing you were doing and go on a road trip?

6) Do you like subways?

7) Do you like Subway?

8) Have you ever seen a woman so beautiful that you had to clutch your chest?

9) Should this thread be stickied?

10) Why are Adrien Brody and Topher Grace starring in the remake of Predator?

1. No. Topless old ladies, Yes.
2. No. But I do have to sneak on here when my wife isn.t around because she thinks it's dumb.
3. Yes, Extremely.
4. I would like to arrange one to Velvet Sky if possible.
5. Yes, a permanent road trip, stopping at various vaginas all over the map.
6. Yes, there is no better place to urinate publicly.
7. Yes, there is no better place to eat a sub while urinating in public.
8. Sure, all the time.
9. Sure.
10. Because I want to see Topher Grace killed, painfully, by a Predator. After he is sodomized by said Predator.

 

[Phoenix]

15 October

1) When you are at the pool, beach, or a family-friendly social event, do the topless toddlers that unfailingly run around scare you?

No really cause I did it as a kid so it's natural for them to do so

2) Have you ever come on to WZ as a guest to look at the forums because you're self-conscious about the amount of time you spend on here?

I did at my old job.

3) Do you need to be drunk in order to dance at clubs?

Nah, I need to be in the mood. Though I kinda stopped dancing these days.

4) How do you feel about arranged marriages?

While some play a big role in religions and cultures, I personally feel they can be hit or miss. I personally wouldn't want to be in one myself.

5) If you won the lottery, would you drop every thing you were doing and go on a road trip?

Probably more a hiking trip than a road trip

6) Do you like subways?

Decent for travelling in but got the sweaty people put you off!

7) Do you like Subway?

I do. I fancy one right now. There's one opposite my work.

8) Have you ever seen a woman so beautiful that you had to clutch your chest?

Only when I ask her out and fail miserably

9) Should this thread be stickied?

I'd support it! Hell yeah!

10) Why are Adrien Brody and Topher Grace starring in the remake of Predator?

Because they've got nothing original to make.