tdigle Asks You Questions, And You Answer

[RVDgurl]

15 October

1) When you are at the pool, beach, or a family-friendly social event, do the topless toddlers that unfailingly run around scare you?

2) Have you ever come on to WZ as a guest to look at the forums because you're self-conscious about the amount of time you spend on here?

3) Do you need to be drunk in order to dance at clubs?

4) How do you feel about arranged marriages?

5) If you won the lottery, would you drop every thing you were doing and go on a road trip?

6) Do you like subways?

7) Do you like Subway?

8) Have you ever seen a woman so beautiful that you had to clutch your chest?

9) Should this thread be stickied?

10) Why are Adrien Brody and Topher Grace starring in the remake of Predator?

1. yes
2. no
3. hell no. I don't need to drink if I'm dancing.
4. not good
5. no
6. I don't mind them
7. yes
8. I have seen such a man (shut up, CFH)
9. sure
10. I didn't know that

 

[Cowboyfromhell]

8. I have seen such a man (shut up, CFH)

I'll just pretend I'm that man. Fucking albinos...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

1) Hotel California: greatest rock song ever made?

Is it fuck.

2) Have you ever had to buy tampons for your girlfriend?

Yes, and as a single parent to a girl I'll probably have to buy more in the future.

3) Has you girlfriend ever dragged you into the bathroom while she went number one?

And two.

4) While listening to music, do you ever spontaneously break out into air guitar during a great solo?

No, I do sing though.

5) Which is better: Rachmaninoff's Isle Of The Dead or Ravel's Bolero?

Bolero.

6) Have you ever seen prostitutes hanging out on a street corner?

One in the town I go clubbing looks like the dwarf from Don't Look Now.

7) Do you (or would you) hang your kid's really shitty art on the refrigerator door?

My child is aware of which of her works are good, so that's what she shows me.

8) Have you ever been fired from a job?

I used to walk before I was pushed.

9) When you don't put on deodorant and your armpits sweat, do they smell like onions?

No.

10) Do you like french fries?

Chips, yes. French fries are worthless.

1) When you are at the pool, beach, or a family-friendly social event, do the topless toddlers that unfailingly run around scare you?

Yes, any child, that I don't own, naked or topless in front of me, freaks me out.

2) Have you ever come on to WZ as a guest to look at the forums because you're self-conscious about the amount of time you spend on here?

I only come on as a guest if I want a browse but I don't want to unmark all the threads.

3) Do you need to be drunk in order to dance at clubs?

Yes.

4) How do you feel about arranged marriages?

I pity the people who have to marry uglies.

5) If you won the lottery, would you drop every thing you were doing and go on a road trip?

Nah.

6) Do you like subways?

I'm indifferent to them.

7) Do you like Subway?

No, but I want one.

8) Have you ever seen a woman so beautiful that you had to clutch your chest?

No.

9) Should this thread be stickied?

You don't need to sticky a cosistently active thread, it'll stay towards the top anyway. You should only sticky popular threads that possibly won't have a new post every couple of days.

10) Why are Adrien Brody and Topher Grace starring in the remake of Predator?

Fuck knows. Why indeed.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

16 October

1) Do you like memory foam?

2) If you could have any kind of food right now, what would you eat?

3) Do you like marshmallows in your hot chocolate?

4) Have you ever flicked someone off while driving?

5) What's the purpose of dry humping?

6) Have you ever flexed in your underwear in front of the mirror for a period of more than five minutes?

7) Have you ever seen yourself in a picture without initially knowing that it was you?

8) What is your favorite candy bar?

9) What is the biggest risk you've ever taken?

10) During the work week, when do you normally go to bed?

 

[Father:_Polley]

16 October
1) Do you like memory foam?
2) If you could have any kind of food right now, what would you eat?
3) Do you like marshmallows in your hot chocolate?
4) Have you ever flicked someone off while driving?
5) What's the purpose of dry humping?
6) Have you ever flexed in your underwear in front of the mirror for a period of more than five minutes?
7) Have you ever seen yourself in a picture without initially knowing that it was you?
8) What is your favorite candy bar?
9) What is the biggest risk you've ever taken?
10) During the work week, when do you normally go to bed?

1. Not in a sandwich. It's comfortable, but my bed's pretty good without it
2. I've just eaten, not in the mood right now.
3. For a few mins to get them warm, then i eat them
4. Yes... not something im proud of.
5. To not have sex
6. No. Have I ever flexed in front of the mirror full stop. NO
7. Yes
8. Galaxy
9. I've given out a controlled drug on an unsigned prescription. Terminal cancer victim at 5:30 on a Friday afternoon and the prescription was confirmed, but still risky
10. When I TRY to go, and when I do are different. I like to go around 11 or so.

 

[gd]

1) Do you like memory foam?

Overrated.

2) If you could have any kind of food right now, what would you eat?

Pizza

3) Do you like marshmallows in your hot chocolate?

As many as possible.

4) Have you ever flicked someone off while driving?

No, I'm a nice driver.

5) What's the purpose of dry humping?

God won't hate you.

6) Have you ever flexed in your underwear in front of the mirror for a period of more than five minutes?

No, usually only for a few seconds.

7) Have you ever seen yourself in a picture without initially knowing that it was you?

No.

8) What is your favorite candy bar?

Hershey's Cookies and Cream

9) What is the biggest risk you've ever taken?

Hmm, don't know. I'm not a very big risk taker I suppose.

10) During the work week, when do you normally go to bed?

11ish. Usually just sleep on the couch.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

17 October

1) Have you ever been to Wyoming or Idaho? If so, what are they like?

2) Pepsi or Coke?

3) Do you drink milk with your dinner?

4) Did you know that my current name refers to a book?

5) Why is Indian food so good?

6) Even though she says she doesn't want kids, what are the odds that RVDgurl ends up preggers at some point in the future?

7) Does it freak you out when people refer to their stomachs as tummies or bellies?

8) Have you ever put dog shit in a paper bag and lit it on someone's front porch?

9) Have you ever crank called someone?

10) Has someone ever crank called you? When the call was over, did you laugh your ass off?

 

[Coco]

1) Have you ever been to Wyoming or Idaho? If so, what are they like?

Never been there.

2) Pepsi or Coke?

Coke. If it's good enough for Jeff Hardy, it's good enough for me.

3) Do you drink milk with your dinner?

Skim milk. Every day.

4) Did you know that my current name refers to a book?

I do now.

5) Why is Indian food so good?

It's not.

6) Even though she says she doesn't want kids, what are the odds that RVDgurl ends up preggers at some point in the future?

With the way she gets around the board, high.

7) Does it freak you out when people refer to their stomachs as tummies or bellies?

No. A sign of the kind of crowd I hang with.

8) Have you ever put dog shit in a paper bag and lit it on someone's front porch?

I've never handled dog shit.

9) Have you ever crank called someone?

Yep. Escort service.

10) Has someone ever crank called you? When the call was over, did you laugh your ass off?

Nobody has the balls to crank me.

 

[KANE-A-KNIGHT]

17 October

1) Have you ever been to Wyoming or Idaho? If so, what are they like?

2) Pepsi or Coke?

3) Do you drink milk with your dinner?

4) Did you know that my current name refers to a book?

5) Why is Indian food so good?

6) Even though she says she doesn't want kids, what are the odds that RVDgurl ends up preggers at some point in the future?

7) Does it freak you out when people refer to their stomachs as tummies or bellies?

8) Have you ever put dog shit in a paper bag and lit it on someone's front porch?

9) Have you ever crank called someone?

10) Has someone ever crank called you? When the call was over, did you laugh your ass off?

1) No

2) Pepsi

3) Yes

4) I do now

5) Matter of opinion

6) 50/50

7) Depends how old they are.

8) No that would wreck the a very expensive car.

9) No, but I have prank called someone.(dont know what crank call is)

10) Again dont know what crank call is.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

1) Do you like memory foam?

''Like'' is a strong word.

2) If you could have any kind of food right now, what would you eat?

Right now I'm not hungry.

3) Do you like marshmallows in your hot chocolate?

No.

4) Have you ever flicked someone off while driving?

No, I just should ''CUNT''.

5) What's the purpose of dry humping?

It's legal with children. So I've heard.

6) Have you ever flexed in your underwear in front of the mirror for a period of more than five minutes?

Every day, while I wait for the bath to run.

7) Have you ever seen yourself in a picture without initially knowing that it was you?

Frequently.

8) What is your favorite candy bar?

Kinder Bueno.

9) What is the biggest risk you've ever taken?

Don't know. Something that's significant to somebody else, but not so much to me.

10) During the work week, when do you normally go to bed?

When I'm tired, about 9 ish.

1) Have you ever been to Wyoming or Idaho? If so, what are they like?

Why the fuck would I go one of those places? I'm sure they're nice and all, but that's not the America a tourist would want to see.

2) Pepsi or Coke?

Pepsi.

3) Do you drink milk with your dinner?

Sometimes.

4) Did you know that my current name refers to a book?

I just ignore your name changes. I know it's you by Misawa only.

5) Why is Indian food so good?

Because it's made by people with grubby hands, my guess.

6) Even though she says she doesn't want kids, what are the odds that RVDgurl ends up preggers at some point in the future?

I have no testicles, so I don't see it happening anytime soon.

7) Does it freak you out when people refer to their stomachs as tummies or bellies?

I call mine a ''tumbly''. It's a childhood thing.

8) Have you ever put dog shit in a paper bag and lit it on someone's front porch?

I don't go near any shit that I don't have to.

9) Have you ever crank called someone?

Yeah, the bank.

10) Has someone ever crank called you? When the call was over, did you laugh your ass off?

Yeah, the bank.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

20 October

1) Would you feel like less of a man if you dated a woman that made more than you?

2) Have you ever taken a dump without first looking at the toiler paper holder, only to find out when you're ready to wipe that there's none left?

3) If you answered yes to the preceding question, did you tear up the brown, recycled cardboard cylinder that the toilet paper's wrapped around to wipe your ass?

4) Do you want to learn how to play the piano?

5) Do you like the Hostess cupcakes with the orange icing, or do you prefer the traditional ones more?

6) Have you ever referred to a woman's vagina as sweet potato pie?

7) How do you feel about the pill?

8) Have you ever been to South Central L.A.?

9) When you were a kid, did you flip your eyelids?

10) When you fart, do you say "Spike," or do you say "Safety?"

 

[KANE-A-KNIGHT]

20 October

1) Would you feel like less of a man if you dated a woman that made more than you?

2) Have you ever taken a dump without first looking at the toiler paper holder, only to find out when you're ready to wipe that there's none left?

3) If you answered yes to the preceding question, did you tear up the brown, recycled cardboard cylinder that the toilet paper's wrapped around to wipe your ass?

4) Do you want to learn how to play the piano?

5) Do you like the Hostess cupcakes with the orange icing, or do you prefer the traditional ones more?

6) Have you ever referred to a woman's vagina as sweet potato pie?

7) How do you feel about the pill?

8) Have you ever been to South Central L.A.?

9) When you were a kid, did you flip your eyelids?

10) When you fart, do you say "Spike," or do you say "Safety?"

1) Yes.

2) Every fucking time

3) Yes, you know me to well.

4) Yes, although sax and steel drums come higher in the list.

5) Not a fan of cupcakes.

6) Cant say I have (but i have called it many strange things)

7) Only good things. Wonderful invention.

8) Nope.

9) Yes, I still do.

10) Neither, I look to see if anyone heard.

 

[Cowboyfromhell]

20 October

1) Would you feel like less of a man if you dated a woman that made more than you?

2) Have you ever taken a dump without first looking at the toiler paper holder, only to find out when you're ready to wipe that there's none left?

3) If you answered yes to the preceding question, did you tear up the brown, recycled cardboard cylinder that the toilet paper's wrapped around to wipe your ass?

4) Do you want to learn how to play the piano?

5) Do you like the Hostess cupcakes with the orange icing, or do you prefer the traditional ones more?

6) Have you ever referred to a woman's vagina as sweet potato pie?

7) How do you feel about the pill?

8) Have you ever been to South Central L.A.?

9) When you were a kid, did you flip your eyelids?

10) When you fart, do you say "Spike," or do you say "Safety?"

1. No, I aspire to marry a woman that makes so much I can stay at home, play video games, log on to WZ and just have dirty sex when she arrives home. Then she can make me a cheeseburger while I take a nap.

2. I actually don't use toilet paper, I use baby wipes. They are softer and get your red eye cleaner.

3. NA

4. I would like to, I have quick fingers.

5. I actually prefer tastycakes.

6. No I haven't as I don't like sweet potato pie but I am a big fan of vaginas.

7. I don't want anymore kids so i am a big fan.

8. No I have not

9. Maybe once or twice.

10 No I don't say either.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

1) Would you feel like less of a man if you dated a woman that made more than you?

My last girlfriend made more than me. But in comparison to how much work she had to do, I had the better deal.

2) Have you ever taken a dump without first looking at the toiler paper holder, only to find out when you're ready to wipe that there's none left?

It's not so bad when you're at home, I just waddle and get some more. But it is a pain if it's somewhere public or at a friends house.

3) If you answered yes to the preceding question, did you tear up the brown, recycled cardboard cylinder that the toilet paper's wrapped around to wipe your ass?

I use my pants.

4) Do you want to learn how to play the piano?

Not really. I've never been intrested in learning to play instruments.

5) Do you like the Hostess cupcakes with the orange icing, or do you prefer the traditional ones more?

Whatever.

6) Have you ever referred to a woman's vagina as sweet potato pie?

You obviously have, weirdo.

7) How do you feel about the pill?

If they start to put on weight then I think it's wrong.

8) Have you ever been to South Central L.A.?

No, but I do live in Stoke. Rape capital of the midlands, so I feel like I've been.

9) When you were a kid, did you flip your eyelids?

No.

10) When you fart, do you say "Spike," or do you say "Safety?"

No.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

21 October

1) Have you ever streaked?

2) If you find out that a pair of your underwear has skid marks, do you throw them away, or do you keep them until they rip/fall apart?

3) Do people in Singapore put curry in their food?

4) Would you be scared to go to the Philippines?

5) Who is your favorite dictator ever (mine is Augusto Pinochet)?

6) What happened to Meilichia?

7) What do you think of Leighton Meester?

8) Will HBK-aholic ever meet Mighty NorCal?

9) Do you sweat easily?

10) How do you feel about the following Venn Diagram?:

 

[gd]

21 October

1) Have you ever streaked?

No, but I should try it.

2) If you find out that a pair of your underwear has skid marks, do you throw them away, or do you keep them until they rip/fall apart?

I don't get skid marks.

3) Do people in Singapore put curry in their food?

Ya.

4) Would you be scared to go to the Philippines?

Bird Flu.

5) Who is your favorite dictator ever (mine is Augusto Pinochet)?

Kim Jong Ill

6) What happened to Meilichia?

I dunno, was she the girl that posted naked pics? Probably a porn star or somethin'.

7) What do you think of Leighton Meester?

I love Cobra Starship.

8) Will HBK-aholic ever meet Mighty NorCal?

No

9) Do you sweat easily?

I'm an average sweater.

10) How do you feel about the following Venn Diagram?:

Pretty accurate, I know more than a few girls that fall into each category. Quite a few in the Annoying, Hot, Smart Girl category.

 

[Ty Burna]

21 October

1) Have you ever streaked?

Nah

2) If you find out that a pair of your underwear has skid marks, do you throw them away, or do you keep them until they rip/fall apart?

Toss em.

3) Do people in Singapore put curry in their food?

No idea.

4) Would you be scared to go to the Philippines?

Possibly, depends where at in the Philippines.

5) Who is your favorite dictator ever (mine is Augusto Pinochet)?

Don't have one.

6) What happened to Meilichia?

Don't know her, seen the pics though.

7) What do you think of Leighton Meester?

Que?

8) Will HBK-aholic ever meet Mighty NorCal?

Perhaps.

9) Do you sweat easily?

Yes.

10) How do you feel about the following Venn Diagram?:

That's pretty accurate. I can say that.

 

[Phoenix]

21 October

1) Have you ever streaked?

No

2) If you find out that a pair of your underwear has skid marks, do you throw them away, or do you keep them until they rip/fall apart?

Wash them and if they're not clean, toss them

3) Do people in Singapore put curry in their food?

I would think they put food in their curry

4) Would you be scared to go to the Philippines?

Not considered the Philippines, so might have to get back to you

5) Who is your favorite dictator ever (mine is Augusto Pinochet)?

I'll just go the patriot route and say Winston Churchill

6) What happened to Meilichia?

Who?

7) What do you think of Leighton Meester?

Hot but with the face of a child

8) Will HBK-aholic ever meet Mighty NorCal?

You mean meeting on here doesn't count?

9) Do you sweat easily?

Yes

10) How do you feel about the following Venn Diagram?:

Very much accurate given my experiences

 

[Coco]

1) Have you ever streaked?

Once when my grandmother made me wash her windows.

2) If you find out that a pair of your underwear has skid marks, do you throw them away, or do you keep them until they rip/fall apart?

The second. My skid marks wash out something awesome.

3) Do people in Singapore put curry in their food?

Trick question. People in Singapore don't eat.

4) Would you be scared to go to the Philippines?

Yes.

5) Who is your favorite dictator ever (mine is Augusto Pinochet)?

Sly.

6) What happened to Meilichia?

Sly had FTS get rid of her to prove his loyalty to the mods.

7) What do you think of Leighton Meester?

Little of substance.

8) Will HBK-aholic ever meet Mighty NorCal?

Yep. When NorCal least expects it.

9) Do you sweat easily?

I've trained myself not to. Sweating is a sign of weakness.

10) How do you feel about the following Venn Diagram?:

I've found exceptions to all the conclusions made about smart girls. That or I'm just blinded by the shine of their math skillz.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

22 October

1) Do you like canned fruit?

2) Have you ever asked someone if you can "aks" them a question?

3) Do you (or did you) call your grandfather "pap pap?"

4) What is your biggest pet peeve?

5) Do you like Thanksgiving?

6) What do you think of fanny packs?

7) Did you own marbles as a kid?

8) What is your favorite restaurant?

9) What do you worry most about: ending up alone, or your life being a waste?

10) Do you love, but not like, your parents?

 

[gd]

22 October

1) Do you like canned fruit?

Canned Peaches are pretty awesome.

2) Have you ever asked someone if you can "aks" them a question?

Cheeyeah dawg.

3) Do you (or did you) call your grandfather "pap pap?"

Yep, I do.

4) What is your biggest pet peeve?

Stupid people.

5) Do you like Thanksgiving?

It's aiight.

6) What do you think of fanny packs?

I'm wearing 8 of them right now.

7) Did you own marbles as a kid?

I wish.

8) What is your favorite restaurant?

Burger King.

9) What do you worry most about: ending up alone, or your life being a waste?

Diaherrea.

10) Do you love, but not like, your parents?

Usually like them, but not always.

 

[RVDgurl]

1) Do you like canned fruit?

yes

2) Have you ever asked someone if you can "aks" them a question?

no

3) Do you (or did you) call your grandfather "pap pap?"

I still call my father's dad "pap"

4) What is your biggest pet peeve?

lying. I don't deal wll with it

5) Do you like Thanksgiving?

absolutely. I love food.

6) What do you think of fanny packs?

a fashion no-no at all times

7) Did you own marbles as a kid?

I don't think so

8) What is your favorite restaurant?

as in chain restaurant? Ramano's Macaroni Grill

9) What do you worry most about: ending up alone, or your life being a waste?

I don't worry about either

10) Do you love, but not like, your parents?

Nah. I love and like both my parents

 

[Lee]

21 October

1) Have you ever streaked?

2) If you find out that a pair of your underwear has skid marks, do you throw them away, or do you keep them until they rip/fall apart?

3) Do people in Singapore put curry in their food?

4) Would you be scared to go to the Philippines?

5) Who is your favorite dictator ever (mine is Augusto Pinochet)?

6) What happened to Meilichia?

7) What do you think of Leighton Meester?

8) Will HBK-aholic ever meet Mighty NorCal?

9) Do you sweat easily?

10) How do you feel about the following Venn Diagram?:

1) Yeh
2) throw away
3) I guess not
4) No
5) Obama
6) Probably got a boyf
7) She's hot
8) No
9) Yes
10) spot on

 

[Ty Burna]

22 October

1) Do you like canned fruit?

Some, notably peaches.

2) Have you ever asked someone if you can "aks" them a question?

Hell no.

3) Do you (or did you) call your grandfather "pap pap?"

No, I called him Papa Tony. That and Großvater when we would talk in German.

4) What is your biggest pet peeve?

Having to repeat myself and being interrupted. Often times the latter leads to the former.

5) Do you like Thanksgiving?

Sure why not, day off from work, awesome food, football. Good day in general.

6) What do you think of fanny packs?

Should have been put out their misery about 15 years ago.

7) Did you own marbles as a kid?

Yes.

8) What is your favorite restaurant?

A tie between Olive Garden and TGI Friday's.

9) What do you worry most about: ending up alone, or your life being a waste?

Life being a waste.

10) Do you love, but not like, your parents?

Nah my parents are cool as hell, we party all the time together.

 

[Phoenix]

22 October

1) Do you like canned fruit?

Never really had any, not drawn to them.

2) Have you ever asked someone if you can "ask" them a question?

Yep, especially if I deem it an important question.

3) Do you (or did you) call your grandfather "pap pap?"

Nope.

4) What is your biggest pet peeve?

Getting interrupted by an ignorant comment or not being listened to.

5) Do you like Thanksgiving?

Don't celebrate it, so I can't like or dislike it.

6) What do you think of fanny packs?

They're still around?

7) Did you own marbles as a kid?

My brother did.

8) What is your favorite restaurant?

I'm going to have to say Pizza Express.

9) What do you worry most about: ending up alone, or your life being a waste?

Life being a waste.

10) Do you love, but not like, your parents?

Dad's a grey area and my Mum's the best, so no.