1) When you were a kid, did you ever try to convince your parents to convert to Judaism so you could have more days for presents?
There's not really a big Jewsh culture here, I didn't know they got more presents until I was about 12. My birthday is on New Year's Eve, so I always get extra presents anyway.
2) Have you ever sneakily eaten something on Christmas Eve that was being saved for Christmas dinner?
I don't think so, no.
3) Do you gain weight during the holidays?
Always.
4) Do you like going to the movies on Christmas day?
They aren't open here, as far as I'm aware.
5) Are you going to the movies today?
It's now considerably later than Christmas Day, but no, a trip to the cinema is unlikely.
6) Do you wear goofy-ass sweaters for Christmas, with snowmen and shit on them?
No, I don't own them or have any grandparents/a mother to give me one. I usually wear a t-shirt I've been given that day.
7) What is a minced-meat pie?
It is a pie filled with mincemeat, which is some sort of fruit puree. It used to be made with venison mince, until they realised that a sweet meat pie is a shit idea.
8) Why do English people eat geese for Christmas?
They don't anymore. It was the tradition, but now they eat turkey. I actually know the reason for that - it's because geese cannot be mass reared. A goose only lays one fertile egg a year, so an industry that would need over 10 million birds for one day cannot rely on it.
9) Have you ever bought a present for yourself, but gave it as a gift to someone else, knowing that they wouldn't use the gift and that you'd be able to take it back eventually without them putting up a fight?
No, I don't think so. I have bought gifts for people knowing that we can both use them though.
10) What does the "X" in X-mas stand for?
It's an old thing. Anything with the word "criss" or "cross" can be replaced with an "X". As in X-country running and BMX (bicycle motocross).