tdigle Asks You Questions, And You Answer

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1387503 said:
19 September

1) What do you think of the TLC song, Red Light Special??

Average.

2) Should I turn Vincent Irizarry into a cross-dressing werewolf in my Bar Room e-fed, Martin Sheen Championship Wrestling?
Yes, It sounds delightful.
3) Sunrises or sunsets?
Sunset's, While embracing the love of my life.
4) Have you ever swam with a dolphin?
No, I had the chance though.
5) Do you aspire to live in a McMansion?
McMansion? I'd like to live in a mansion. If you live in a big house it usually means you've got some money, Or you've given birth to eight kids.
6) Why doesn't Mike Epps do more stand-up?
Because he doesn't need too.
7) What is, in your opinion, the most overrated fast food chain?
McDonald's.

8) Did Albert Camus deserve the Nobel Prize For Literature over Nikos Kazantzakis?
Maybe.

9) Is Barry Sanders the greatest runningback of all time?
Don't know, Don't watch Gridiron.

10) Do you like cruises?

Yes, It's soothing to sleep while on water.
 
29 September

1) Women with hairy "ass cheeks" (not hairy ass "cheeks"), is their hirsuteness a deal breaker?

2) Are you scared to have sex with a woman on her period, or do you rejoice at the opportunity?

3) How do authorities in Spain cut down on illegal immigrants coming over the Straits Of Gibraltar?

4) Will you still want to have sex when you're a senior citizen?

5) How do you feel about dating people who already have children?

6) Do you think you're a good cook?

7) Is there actually naturally sparkling mineral water, or is the mineral water just carbonated?

8) Do you talk to yourself?

9) Do you like Kool-aid?

10) Do you crack/pop your joints?
 
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
29 September

1) Women with hairy "ass cheeks" (not hairy ass "cheeks"), is their hirsuteness a deal breaker?

Depends how drunk I am.

2) Are you scared to have sex with a woman on her period, or do you rejoice at the opportunity?

I don't have a problem with it.
3) How do authorities in Spain cut down on illegal immigrants coming over the Straits Of Gibraltar?

Not a clue.

4) Will you still want to have sex when you're a senior citizen?

Absolutely.

5) How do you feel about dating people who already have children?

My girlfriend had a 12 year old daughter when I started seeing her, so obviously I got no problem with it.
6) Do you think you're a good cook?

Unless its Mac and cheese and corn dogs, no.
7) Is there actually naturally sparkling mineral water, or is the mineral water just carbonated?

Carbonated.

8) Do you talk to yourself?

All day long.

9) Do you like Kool-aid?

Damn straight I do.

10) Do you crack/pop your joints?

That's a waste of weed to crack the joint.



Oh you mean joints in fingers and such? Yes.
 
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
29 September

1) Women with hairy "ass cheeks" (not hairy ass "cheeks"), is their hirsuteness a deal breaker?

I don't really care for hair on a woman anywhere other than her head.

2) Are you scared to have sex with a woman on her period, or do you rejoice at the opportunity?

I've never had sex. Whats the diffrence?

3) How do authorities in Spain cut down on illegal immigrants coming over the Straits Of Gibraltar?

Assassinate them?

4) Will you still want to have sex when you're a senior citizen?

Probably

5) How do you feel about dating people who already have children?

I'm 16, I'm just getting to the point of being able to maturly handle myself. Let alone another life depending on me.

6) Do you think you're a good cook?

Decent

7) Is there actually naturally sparkling mineral water, or is the mineral water just carbonated?

Fuck if I know.

8) Do you talk to yourself?

Yes, but my papaw always tells me "As long as you don't start answering, you're just fine"

9) Do you like Kool-aid?

Define Kool-aid.

10) Do you crack/pop your joints?

They hurt like a bitch if I don't. So yes.
 
1) Women with hairy "ass cheeks" (not hairy ass "cheeks"), is their hirsuteness a deal breaker?

Not if they have nice tits.

2) Are you scared to have sex with a woman on her period, or do you rejoice at the opportunity?

Blood makes me queasy.

3) How do authorities in Spain cut down on illegal immigrants coming over the Straits Of Gibraltar?

Machineguns.

4) Will you still want to have sex when you're a senior citizen?

Probably not, I'd prefer Bingo.

5) How do you feel about dating people who already have children?

Risky.

6) Do you think you're a good cook?

So-so.

7) Is there actually naturally sparkling mineral water, or is the mineral water just carbonated?

All water is the same.

8) Do you talk to yourself?

Not recently.

9) Do you like Kool-aid?

Sorta.

10) Do you crack/pop your joints?

UONONGONGOIISNDGOGN. I can't even think about it, it give me the heebeejeebees.
 
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
1) Women with hairy "ass cheeks" (not hairy ass "cheeks"), is their hirsuteness a deal breaker?

Not really.

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
2) Are you scared to have sex with a woman on her period, or do you rejoice at the opportunity?

Just do it in the bath.

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
3) How do authorities in Spain cut down on illegal immigrants coming over the Straits Of Gibraltar?

They don't.

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
4) Will you still want to have sex when you're a senior citizen?

Not with other senior citizens I don't.

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
5) How do you feel about dating people who already have children?

Against it. My child is better than theirs and I'd have tell that to the other kids daily.

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
6) Do you think you're a good cook?

I can cook what I need to well, so yes.

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
7) Is there actually naturally sparkling mineral water, or is the mineral water just carbonated?

I've always wondered about Buxton fizz.

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
8) Do you talk to yourself?

Only until I'm aware of it, then I stop.

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
9) Do you like Kool-aid?

Dunno, American stuff.

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
10) Do you crack/pop your joints?

Yeah, but my left hand is the only one I do intentionally.
 
1) Women with hairy "ass cheeks" (not hairy ass "cheeks"), is their hirsuteness a deal breaker?

Well, by the time you'd realise, it'd be impolite to leave, so no.
2) Are you scared to have sex with a woman on her period, or do you rejoice at the opportunity?

Neither, don't mind it, pain in the arse to clean up.
3) How do authorities in Spain cut down on illegal immigrants coming over the Straits Of Gibraltar?

Make it easier for them to land in the Canaries instead.
4) Will you still want to have sex when you're a senior citizen?

I'd like to think so.
5) How do you feel about dating people who already have children?

I wouldn't do it. I don't want to look after kids.

6) Do you think you're a good cook?

I make the best super noodles in the world. Read into that how you will.
7) Is there actually naturally sparkling mineral water, or is the mineral water just carbonated?

Yes, in eastern Europe. I don't think anything you buy in the shop is natural.

8) Do you talk to yourself?

Yes
9) Do you like Kool-aid?

Never tried it
10) Do you crack/pop your joints?

Not deliberately.
 
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
1) Women with hairy "ass cheeks" (not hairy ass "cheeks"), is their hirsuteness a deal breaker?

More than likely

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
2) Are you scared to have sex with a woman on her period, or do you rejoice at the opportunity?

It doesn't appeal

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
3) How do authorities in Spain cut down on illegal immigrants coming over the Straits Of Gibraltar?

Warships

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
4) Will you still want to have sex when you're a senior citizen?

Almost certainly

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
5) How do you feel about dating people who already have children?

Ugh

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
6) Do you think you're a good cook?

Could be if I wasn't so lazy

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
7) Is there actually naturally sparkling mineral water, or is the mineral water just carbonated?

Probably although I doubt if it would be drinkable due to other naturally-occurring toxins

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
8) Do you talk to yourself?

All the time. I'm a tremendous conversationalist. I told me so

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
9) Do you like Kool-aid?

Never had it

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
10) Do you crack/pop your joints?

All the time
 
1 October

1) What do you plan on doing for Halloween this year?

2) Have you ever egged a house?

3) Do you use ChapStick, or any other kind of lip balm with a generic name?

4) Do white strips really make your teeth whiter?

5) Do "really ethnic" restaurants freak you out (e.g., Chinese restaurants with chicken feet, blood tofu, and shark fin dim sum)?

6) Do you think it would be awesome to have a hot tub in your backyard?

7) Has a woman ever told you "no," when she really meant "yes" (or vice-versa)?

8) What is the dumbest thing you have fought about with a woman?

9) Are you afraid of going bald?

10) If someone cheats on you and you decide to stay with them, is it reasonable for you to get one free pass for a sexual indiscretion in the future?
 
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
29 September

1) Women with hairy "ass cheeks" (not hairy ass "cheeks"), is their hirsuteness a deal breaker?

Not really, your mind would be elsewhere if you know what I'm saying

2) Are you scared to have sex with a woman on her period, or do you rejoice at the opportunity?

Experienced it, has made a difference to the situation

3) How do authorities in Spain cut down on illegal immigrants coming over the Straits Of Gibraltar?

They tried with Scissors but the Rock beats that

4) Will you still want to have sex when you're a senior citizen?

Yeah

5) How do you feel about dating people who already have children?

If I was prepared to do it, I'd commit but atm, I'd be against it.

6) Do you think you're a good cook?

Fuck no! I made swamp lake on ice instead of a meringue pie

7) Is there actually naturally sparkling mineral water, or is the mineral water just carbonated?

Carbonated

8) Do you talk to yourself?

Yep

9) Do you like Kool-aid?

I would say "Oooh yeah" but never tried it

10) Do you crack/pop your joints?

Yep

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1413594 said:
1 October

1) What do you plan on doing for Halloween this year?

Had a few ideas, one involved a zombie thing or even going all out and doing Two-Face from Batman as I wanted to do last year

2) Have you ever egged a house?

Nope

3) Do you use ChapStick, or any other kind of lip balm with a generic name?

Barely

4) Do white strips really make your teeth whiter?

Prob a farce if anything

5) Do "really ethnic" restaurants freak you out (e.g., Chinese restaurants with chicken feet, blood tofu, and shark fin dim sum)?

Not really

6) Do you think it would be awesome to have a hot tub in your backyard?

Hell yeah

7) Has a woman ever told you "no," when she really meant "yes" (or vice-versa)?

Yep

8) What is the dumbest thing you have fought about with a woman?

Too many things

9) Are you afraid of going bald?

Meh

10) If someone cheats on you and you decide to stay with them, is it reasonable for you to get one free pass for a sexual indiscretion in the future?

I think it would be fair, but it does depend really as I would most likely tell her to go other places
 
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1413594 said:
1) What do you plan on doing for Halloween this year?

Nothing as Halloween is the most pathetic of holidays

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1413594 said:
2) Have you ever egged a house?

No

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1413594 said:
3) Do you use ChapStick, or any other kind of lip balm with a generic name?

No

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1413594 said:
4) Do white strips really make your teeth whiter?

Never tried them

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1413594 said:
5) Do "really ethnic" restaurants freak you out (e.g., Chinese restaurants with chicken feet, blood tofu, and shark fin dim sum)?

No

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1413594 said:
6) Do you think it would be awesome to have a hot tub in your backyard?

For a short time. Weather isn't good enough here. My neighbour has one and he never uses it

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1413594 said:
7) Has a woman ever told you "no," when she really meant "yes" (or vice-versa)?

That's what I told the police but in reality no

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1413594 said:
8) What is the dumbest thing you have fought about with a woman?

No idea

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1413594 said:
9) Are you afraid of going bald?

I already am and it doesn't scare me

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1413594 said:
10) If someone cheats on you and you decide to stay with them, is it reasonable for you to get one free pass for a sexual indiscretion in the future?

No
 
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1413594 said:
1 October

1) What do you plan on doing for Halloween this year?
2) Have you ever egged a house?
3) Do you use ChapStick, or any other kind of lip balm with a generic name?
4) Do white strips really make your teeth whiter?
5) Do "really ethnic" restaurants freak you out (e.g., Chinese restaurants with chicken feet, blood tofu, and shark fin dim sum)?
6) Do you think it would be awesome to have a hot tub in your backyard?
7) Has a woman ever told you "no," when she really meant "yes" (or vice-versa)?
8) What is the dumbest thing you have fought about with a woman?
9) Are you afraid of going bald?
10) If someone cheats on you and you decide to stay with them, is it reasonable for you to get one free pass for a sexual indiscretion in the future?

1)Not yet
2)No
3)No
4)dunno
5)yes
6)No
7) yes (or does it mean no?!)
8) Can't think
9) No
10) No
 
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1413594 said:
1 October

1) What do you plan on doing for Halloween this year?

Throwing a costume on, getting wasted, general crazy fun.

2) Have you ever egged a house?

Nah, wasn't worth it.
3) Do you use ChapStick, or any other kind of lip balm with a generic name?

Not usually.

4) Do white strips really make your teeth whiter?

Never used one

5) Do "really ethnic" restaurants freak you out (e.g., Chinese restaurants with chicken feet, blood tofu, and shark fin dim sum)?

Never been to a "really ethnic" restaurant.
6) Do you think it would be awesome to have a hot tub in your backyard?

My deck is fortified for one, so eventually, yes it will be awesome. I may actually just build onto my house and set up an indoor one.

7) Has a woman ever told you "no," when she really meant "yes" (or vice-versa)?

Yes.

8) What is the dumbest thing you have fought about with a woman?

Her not wanting me to hold her hand.
9) Are you afraid of going bald?

Nah, if I go bald I shave my head and continue to wear hats every day.

10) If someone cheats on you and you decide to stay with them, is it reasonable for you to get one free pass for a sexual indiscretion in the future?

Hmmmm I could agree to that.
 
1) What do you plan on doing for Halloween this year?

Nothing.

2) Have you ever egged a house?

No.

3) Do you use ChapStick, or any other kind of lip balm with a generic name?

No, I'm a tough guy.

4) Do white strips really make your teeth whiter?

I would think so. I've never tried them, but likely will one day. I don't have great teeth.

5) Do "really ethnic" restaurants freak you out (e.g., Chinese restaurants with chicken feet, blood tofu, and shark fin dim sum)?

I'd never want to eat a dog.

6) Do you think it would be awesome to have a hot tub in your backyard?

YES!!

7) Has a woman ever told you "no," when she really meant "yes" (or vice-versa)?

Probably.

8) What is the dumbest thing you have fought about with a woman?

Told her that her one friend didn't mention her, and she freaked out.

9) Are you afraid of going bald?

Yes.

10) If someone cheats on you and you decide to stay with them, is it reasonable for you to get one free pass for a sexual indiscretion in the future?

I wouldn't stay with em' in the first place.
 
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
29 September

1) Women with hairy "ass cheeks" (not hairy ass "cheeks"), is their hirsuteness a deal breaker?

Not really. Unless she wants anal. Then I might be a little stand-offish about the idea.

2) Are you scared to have sex with a woman on her period, or do you rejoice at the opportunity?

I'd really rather not have sex with her on her period, mainly because of the whole blood thing. Just seems off.

3) How do authorities in Spain cut down on illegal immigrants coming over the Straits Of Gibraltar?

Sea mines. Or mutant sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

4) Will you still want to have sex when you're a senior citizen?

Yeah..I'll be that horny old bastard in the nursing home that's shacking up with all the old ladies.

5) How do you feel about dating people who already have children?

I'd be hesitant as of right now. I'm 19 and in college, after all. Give me a few years, like me being out of grad school and all, then I won't have a problem with it. Right now it's mainly a question of being able to support them should things take that next step.

6) Do you think you're a good cook?

No. But I can follow instructions like no one's business.

7) Is there actually naturally sparkling mineral water, or is the mineral water just carbonated?

I'd hazard a guess it's just carbonated mineral water.

8) Do you talk to yourself?

All the time.

9) Do you like Kool-aid?

Yep. Don't forget grape drank.

10) Do you crack/pop your joints?

Nope. I'm deadly afraid of getting arthritis.

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1413594 said:
1 October

1) What do you plan on doing for Halloween this year?

Either Donatello or Raphael of the Ninja Turtles.

2) Have you ever egged a house?

Nope.

3) Do you use ChapStick, or any other kind of lip balm with a generic name?

No. I just drink lots of water whenever my lips get chapped.

4) Do white strips really make your teeth whiter?

Sure.

5) Do "really ethnic" restaurants freak you out (e.g., Chinese restaurants with chicken feet, blood tofu, and shark fin dim sum)?

Nope. In fact, I'd be put off if they called themselves an authentic Chinese restaurant and didn't have authentic cuisine.

6) Do you think it would be awesome to have a hot tub in your backyard?

Not really. Those are pretty high maintenance, are they not?

7) Has a woman ever told you "no," when she really meant "yes" (or vice-versa)?

Definitely. But I wasn't about to push the matter, considering she was drunk and I was half way back to sobriety. Rape is not something to play around with.

8) What is the dumbest thing you have fought about with a woman?

What her hair smelled like. It was soon extrapolated into a knockdown, drag out, "You have no friends", "Yeah well, you're a STD-ridden ****e" fight.

9) Are you afraid of going bald?

Nope. I'm already sorta going bald, from all the stress of school and what not. I'm not going to be one of those dudes who overreacts or anything like that. What happens, happens.

10) If someone cheats on you and you decide to stay with them, is it reasonable for you to get one free pass for a sexual indiscretion in the future?

No. Two wrongs don't make a right. You shouldn't descend to their level and try to claim it's alright because they already cheated. Ethics don't work that way.
 
Lot of questions to answer

1) What is your stance on prostate massage?

Kinky, not my kind of thing though.

2) How do you feel about sodomy?

It's not something I'd volunteer for but I suppose I can

3) Have you ever had an Orange Julius?

I have no idea

4) How much water do you drink a day?

Nowhere near as much as I used to

5) How many hours do you sleep a day?

Don't get me started on sleep. Anything from 0-16

6. How do you feel about people infected with HIV that don't live in the developing world?

Sucks for them. Maybe they shouldn't be fucking around carelessly

7. Do you think that US government spends too much on benefits for senior citizens?

I go by the idea that you should get out what you put in.

8. How long do you want to live for?

Until I'm satisfied with what I've done

9. Do you like Thai food?

Yeah it's ok

10. Do you talk to TM on MSN?

I don't talk to anyone on MSN anymore.

1) Do you like "grass on the field?" (Hint: this question is not applicable to mysterio_fan)

I think some is a requirement. Hairless is just a little too pre-pubescent to me.

2) Did you deny that you *********ed when you were in middle school/high school?

I didn't deny it because no-one ever asked me

3) What is your dream job?

Child psychologist

4) Is snoring a deal breaker for you?

No, it's a minor thing for the right person

5) Do you like pugs?

Yeah I love them, although I prefer the bigger version the Shar-Pei

6. Did you get spanked as a child?

Very rarely

7. Do you still get presents from Santa?

No

8. Do you like money?

I find it kind of cheap

9. What do you think causes SIDS?

Dodgy mattresses, amongst other things

10. Would you like to visit India?

I'd probably like the idea more than the reality

1) What do you do for a living?

I was a landscaper until my body failed me. I'm now an administrator.

2) Do you speak any language besides English?

I've long since forgotten the French I knew.

3) What is your favorite season?

Always winter. Snow, darkness, christmas and my birthday, all good.

4) Have you ever been to a chiropractor?

Many years ago

5) What is your dream car?

I'm really not into cars at all but I'll take a Mazda MX-5.

6) Does the coming of summer make you think of lost opportunities?

No, the ending of winter does.

7) Do you like cats?

I like them, they hate me. Psychotic little bastards

8) How many years will it take China to become the most powerful country in the world?

Give it 10-20

9) What is your favorite chain restaurant that doesn't have a drive-thru?

Hmmm I dont think there are any

10) How do you feel about malls?

They're kind of impersonal, if convenient. I'm not too big on them.

1) Did you do well in both algebra and geometry?

Yeah, I'm far better with numbers than languages.

2) Do you want to learn to speed read?

Not at all

3) What do you think causes IBS?

Damage to the stomach from coffee and cortisone

4) Do you like taking walks?

I prefer to have someone with me when I do

5) Do you buy lottery tickets?

No

6) Do you like the smell of sex?

I don't really have much sense of smell

7) Do you find bathroom humor funny?

Not really

8) Do feet turn you on?

No

9) What are your thoughts on ADD?

I don't think these kind of illnesses just pop up out of nowhere and drugging kids up is never going to go down well with me. At what point do personality flaws end and illnesses begin?

10) Was Freud full of it?

I think he was a genius but was his own views influenced his work too much.

1) If you were a woman, would you be promiscuous, frigid, or in-between?

I'd be exactly what I am now. Overly selective

2) Do you have a phobia? If you do, what is your phobia?

Heights

3) Are any of your family members in jail?

No

4) Do you have any half-siblings? How do you feel about them?

None that I know of but I wouldnt be surprised

5) What is the longest you've gone without bathing?

4 or 5 days when the bathroom was getting ripped out

6) Are you self-conscious about pooping in someone else's house?

A bit

7) Have you ever been bungee jumping and/or skydiving?

See the answer to No 2 and ask me again

8) Have you ever made your girlfriend cry?

Every one of them. One of my real strengths is my ability to empathise, tap into someone's emotions and break them down. Unfortunately, if you get on my wrong side I can rip you to shreds without even trying.

9) How do you feel about mudbutt?

No

10) Have you thrown up in anything besides a toilet or trashcan?

Sink? And various things in hospital

1) Have you ever threatened to pull someone's endocrine system out of their body?

I'm fairly sure I may have threatened to do that to myself

2) Have you drunken victory juice before?

...

3) Have you ever flagged someone or been flagged?

Nope

4) Do you like school cafeteria food?

Sometimes

5) Why does hospital food suck so much?

Because it has to be cheap and time is at a premium

1) What do you think of Thievery Corporation?

I'm not a big fan of corporations

2) Is Justice now more important to French House than Daft Punk?

Couldnt care less

3) Do you listen to German Rap?

I do not

4) Do you like fruit snacks?

Sometimes

5) Do you have any friends that are women that you don't want to have sex with?

No. Having said that, two of them have offered and I turned them down. I'm still kicking myself for that 2 years later.

6) Do you like rice?

Yeah I do, although I can't cook it for some reason.

7) Have you ever jerked off to a picture of an ugly woman (or an ugly woman getting boned in a porno) only to be ashamed of yourself once you look at her again after orgasm?

This feels like 2 questions. No and N/A

8) Do you have a unibrow?

No

9) Do you like station wagons?

No

10) Have you ever banged your head against a table to try to impress a woman?

No

1) Do you frequently wear sunglasses?

Yeah, I'm extremely nocturnal so my eyes aren't good in sunlight

2) What are you favorite shoes?

The ones I wear that don't have holes in them

3) Do you like hard cider?

No

4) Is Depeche Mode one of the most important musical acts of the past 30 years?

Not in my opinion

5) Should convicted felons be allowed to vote?

Not if they're in prison, otherwise yes

6) If you had to live in a major world city for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?

Hmm New York? Tokyo? Milan? London? Paris?
I'll take New York, I'm very much a city boy

7) Are you afraid of spiders?

Not at all

8) Are you afraid of snakes?

Not really

9) Do you like to be scared?

No

10) Do you like stadium seating in movie theaters?

Yep

1) When you drink, do you tend to: a) drink other people's shit; b) buy and drink your own shit; c) buy enough so everyone gets a little somethin' somethin'?

I don't drink and if I did, I wouldn't let someone else buy for me

2) Have you ever called a woman a **** because you were pissed that she would sleep with other guys, but not you?

No, never

3) Have you ever been to a really good Chinese buffet?

At least once a month

4) Do you like to occasionally slap your girlfriend/fiancee/wife/significant other on the ass?

I'm more for grabbing a handful

5) If there was a cannoli by your computer right now, would you eat it?

Yeah because I've never had one and it's on my list of things to try

6) Did you actually like Tony Sopranos, or did you think he was a worthless, albeit interesting, piece of shit?

I've never really watched it properly. Can't say I like him

7) Do you like the art of Thomas Gainsborough?

I like the style but not the content

8) If you could have a sloth as a pet, would you jump at the opportunity?

Probably not. My dog died a couple of days ago and I really don't want to go through that kind of loss again

9) Do you wear your seat belt?

Pretty much always

10) If you walked your dog (or a dog) at night and no one could see you, would you still pick up its shit?

No

1) What do you think of the TLC song, Red Light Special?

Never heard it so I'm guessing it's not one of their greatest hits

2) Should I turn Vincent Irizarry into a cross-dressing werewolf in my Bar Room e-fed, Martin Sheen Championship Wrestling?

I have no idea what you just asked

3) Sunrises or sunsets?

Sunsets, when the sun comes up, I go to sleep

4) Have you ever swam with a dolphin?

No

5) Do you aspire to live in a McMansion?

No it's not my kind of thing

6) Why doesn't Mike Epps do more stand-up?

Who is Mike Epps?

7) What is, in your opinion, the most overrated fast food chain?

Subway

8) Did Albert Camus deserve the Nobel Prize For Literature over Nikos Kazantzakis?

I don't know but I love Camus so I'm going to say yes

9) Is Barry Sanders the greatest runningback of all time?

I'm not American, I couldn't care less

10) Do you like cruises?

No idea

1) Women with hairy "ass cheeks" (not hairy ass "cheeks"), is their hirsuteness a deal breaker?

No but it's not something I'd be impressed with

2) Are you scared to have sex with a woman on her period, or do you rejoice at the opportunity?

Scared? No. Disgusted? probably

3) How do authorities in Spain cut down on illegal immigrants coming over the Straits Of Gibraltar?

Shoot them

4) Will you still want to have sex when you're a senior citizen?

My answer now and my answer then will probably differ

5) How do you feel about dating people who already have children?

I'm not ideal but it depends on the woman

6) Do you think you're a good cook?

I'm a fucking great cook

7) Is there actually naturally sparkling mineral water, or is the mineral water just carbonated?

The latter

8) Do you talk to yourself?

Regularly

9) Do you like Kool-aid?

Never had it

10) Do you crack/pop your joints?

I do

1) What do you plan on doing for Halloween this year?

Locking the doors, turning off the lights and wearing a hockey mask when I'm forced to answer the door

2) Have you ever egged a house?

Nope

3) Do you use ChapStick, or any other kind of lip balm with a generic name?

Can't say I've ever taken notice of the name but I used the stuff as my lips crack a lot

4) Do white strips really make your teeth whiter?

Not that I've noticed

5) Do "really ethnic" restaurants freak you out (e.g., Chinese restaurants with chicken feet, blood tofu, and shark fin dim sum)?

I think it adds to the authenticity. I prefer it that way

6) Do you think it would be awesome to have a hot tub in your backyard?

Yeah, why not

7) Has a woman ever told you "no," when she really meant "yes" (or vice-versa)?

All the time. I just ignore them and let them do whatever the hell they want, it's the safest way

8) What is the dumbest thing you have fought about with a woman?

Complicated answer. I've never fought about anything stupid but a major part of my previous relationship was the competition and argumentative nature of it. That was a lot of fun because we could do it without ever hurting each others feelings.

9) Are you afraid of going bald?

I'm not thrilled by the idea

10) If someone cheats on you and you decide to stay with them, is it reasonable for you to get one free pass for a sexual indiscretion in the future?

It might be reasonable but it's not something I'd ever want. Frankly if you want to fuck someone else out of revenge or simply because you can, you shouldn't stay in the relationship in the first place.
 
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1413594 said:
1 October

1) What do you plan on doing for Halloween this year?

2) Have you ever egged a house?

3) Do you use ChapStick, or any other kind of lip balm with a generic name?

4) Do white strips really make your teeth whiter?

5) Do "really ethnic" restaurants freak you out (e.g., Chinese restaurants with chicken feet, blood tofu, and shark fin dim sum)?

6) Do you think it would be awesome to have a hot tub in your backyard?

7) Has a woman ever told you "no," when she really meant "yes" (or vice-versa)?

8) What is the dumbest thing you have fought about with a woman?

9) Are you afraid of going bald?

10) If someone cheats on you and you decide to stay with them, is it reasonable for you to get one free pass for a sexual indiscretion in the future?

1. Going to a Halloween party
2. yes. But not in the last 10 years
3. I never leave home without it
4. no
5. no
6. no
7. I'm sure it's happen.
8. beer
9. nope
10. no. you only get a free pass for someone on your Top 10 list
 
2 October

1) Do you think it would be badass to own an uzi?

2) Have you ever listened to music with headphones on, sung the music aloud, and taken the headphones off partially, only to find out that you're just making unintelligible sounds that are an approximation of the lyrics?

3) Jean shorts, are they a fashion faux-pas?

4) Will Obama get a second term?

5) Is Labour on the way out in England?

6) Do you put a pillow between your legs when you go to bed?

7) Have you ever eaten the core of an apple?

8) Do you like 7-11?

9) Have you ever faked an orgasm?

10) Do you like origami?
 
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1317403 said:
6) Are you self-conscious about pooping in someone else's house?

7) Have you ever been bungee jumping and/or skydiving?

8) Have you ever made your girlfriend cry?

9) How do you feel about mudbutt?

10) Have you thrown up in anything besides a toilet or trashcan?

no, no, yes, lame, yes

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1319938 said:
1) Have you ever threatened to pull someone's endocrine system out of their body?

2) Have you drunken victory juice before?

3) Have you ever flagged someone or been flagged?

4) Do you like school cafeteria food?

5) Why does hospital food suck so much?

no, no, flagged?, yes, I like it

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1380136 said:
16 September

1) What do you think of Thievery Corporation?

2) Is Justice now more important to French House than Daft Punk?

3) Do you listen to German Rap?

4) Do you like fruit snacks?

5) Do you have any friends that are women that you don't want to have sex with?

6) Do you like rice?

7) Have you ever jerked off to a picture of an ugly woman (or an ugly woman getting boned in a porno) only to be ashamed of yourself once you look at her again after orgasm?

8) Do you have a unibrow?

9) Do you like station wagons?

10) Have you ever banged your head against a table to try to impress a woman?

never listened, no, no, yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, no

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1381678 said:
17 September

1) Do you frequently wear sunglasses?

2) What are you favorite shoes?

3) Do you like hard cider?

4) Is Depeche Mode one of the most important musical acts of the past 30 years?

5) Should convicted felons be allowed to vote?

6) If you had to live in a major world city for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?

7) Are you afraid of spiders?

8) Are you afraid of snakes?

9) Do you like to be scared?

10) Do you like stadium seating in movie theaters?

no, yes, yes, no, yes, vancouver, yes, no, no, yes

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
18 September

1) When you drink, do you tend to: a) drink other people's shit; b) buy and drink your own shit; c) buy enough so everyone gets a little somethin' somethin'?

2) Have you ever called a woman a **** because you were pissed that she would sleep with other guys, but not you?

3) Have you ever been to a really good Chinese buffet?

4) Do you like to occasionally slap your girlfriend/fiancee/wife/significant other on the ass?

5) If there was a cannoli by your computer right now, would you eat it?

6) Did you actually like Tony Sopranos, or did you think he was a worthless, albeit interesting, piece of shit?

7) Do you like the art of Thomas Gainsborough?

8) If you could have a sloth as a pet, would you jump at the opportunity?

9) Do you wear your seat belt?

10) If you walked your dog (or a dog) at night and no one could see you, would you still pick up its shit?

c, no, yes, yes, yes, like, no, no, yes, yes

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1387503 said:
19 September

1) What do you think of the TLC song, Red Light Special?

2) Should I turn Vincent Irizarry into a cross-dressing werewolf in my Bar Room e-fed, Martin Sheen Championship Wrestling?

3) Sunrises or sunsets?

4) Have you ever swam with a dolphin?

5) Do you aspire to live in a McMansion?

6) Why doesn't Mike Epps do more stand-up?

7) What is, in your opinion, the most overrated fast food chain?

8) Did Albert Camus deserve the Nobel Prize For Literature over Nikos Kazantzakis?

9) Is Barry Sanders the greatest runningback of all time?

10) Do you like cruises?

never heard it, yes, both, no, yes, not sure, hes alright, burger king, 50-50, dont know, no

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1410212 said:
29 September

1) Women with hairy "ass cheeks" (not hairy ass "cheeks"), is their hirsuteness a deal breaker?

2) Are you scared to have sex with a woman on her period, or do you rejoice at the opportunity?

3) How do authorities in Spain cut down on illegal immigrants coming over the Straits Of Gibraltar?

4) Will you still want to have sex when you're a senior citizen?

5) How do you feel about dating people who already have children?

6) Do you think you're a good cook?

7) Is there actually naturally sparkling mineral water, or is the mineral water just carbonated?

8) Do you talk to yourself?

9) Do you like Kool-aid?

10) Do you crack/pop your joints?

yes, neither, they allow it and train a larger workforce, yes, not sure, yes, not sure, yes, yes, yes

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1413594 said:
1 October

1) What do you plan on doing for Halloween this year?

2) Have you ever egged a house?

3) Do you use ChapStick, or any other kind of lip balm with a generic name?

4) Do white strips really make your teeth whiter?

5) Do "really ethnic" restaurants freak you out (e.g., Chinese restaurants with chicken feet, blood tofu, and shark fin dim sum)?

6) Do you think it would be awesome to have a hot tub in your backyard?

7) Has a woman ever told you "no," when she really meant "yes" (or vice-versa)?

8) What is the dumbest thing you have fought about with a woman?

9) Are you afraid of going bald?

10) If someone cheats on you and you decide to stay with them, is it reasonable for you to get one free pass for a sexual indiscretion in the future?

scary movies, no, yes, im not sure, yes, yes, yes, not sure, yes, wouldnt happen to me

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1415772 said:
2 October

1) Do you think it would be badass to own an uzi?

2) Have you ever listened to music with headphones on, sung the music aloud, and taken the headphones off partially, only to find out that you're just making unintelligible sounds that are an approximation of the lyrics?

3) Jean shorts, are they a fashion faux-pas?

4) Will Obama get a second term?

5) Is Labour on the way out in England?

6) Do you put a pillow between your legs when you go to bed?

7) Have you ever eaten the core of an apple?

8) Do you like 7-11?

9) Have you ever faked an orgasm?

10) Do you like origami?

yes, no, yes, no, yesx2, yes, no, yes, partially, yes
 
One time I was choking on an advil. It was only slightly choking me. took me half an hour to cough it up, and along came a handful of phloem.
 
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1415772 said:
2 October

1) Do you think it would be badass to own an uzi?

God damn right it would be.

2) Have you ever listened to music with headphones on, sung the music aloud, and taken the headphones off partially, only to find out that you're just making unintelligible sounds that are an approximation of the lyrics?

Nope, I'm always on key.
3) Jean shorts, are they a fashion faux-pas?

Fuck that I wear my baggy jean shorts when ever I can.
4) Will Obama get a second term?

Too early in his first term to say for sure.

5) Is Labour on the way out in England?

Possibly.
6) Do you put a pillow between your legs when you go to bed?
Nah I don't.

7) Have you ever eaten the core of an apple?
Nah

8) Do you like 7-11?

Don't have one around here.

9) Have you ever faked an orgasm?

Nope

10) Do you like origami?

Fuck no, I have a slight disability when it comes to art, either in painting, using clay, origami, and drawing as in I'm absolutely horrible at it. I'm better with creative writing.
 
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1415772 said:
2 October

1) Do you think it would be badass to own an uzi?

I'm not gonna lie, it'd be awesome.

2) Have you ever listened to music with headphones on, sung the music aloud, and taken the headphones off partially, only to find out that you're just making unintelligible sounds that are an approximation of the lyrics?

..All the time. :lmao:

3) Jean shorts, are they a fashion faux-pas?

I certainly hope not. I wear them all the time.

4) Will Obama get a second term?

Definitely. If he can get Health Care Reform (with or without the public option) pushed through, get his Environmental policies rolling, and start up Education reform then he'll be more than set for a second term.

...Unless Israel gets nuked by Iran. Then he's pretty much screwed.

5) Is Labour on the way out in England?

I would say so.

6) Do you put a pillow between your legs when you go to bed?

Nope.
7) Have you ever eaten the core of an apple?

Can't say I have.

8) Do you like 7-11?

I love 7-11. And the Kum-n-Go.

9) Have you ever faked an orgasm?

No, can't say I have.

10) Do you like origami?

One of my friends is really good at it, and I always like to see what new contraption she's come up with. so I would say yes. Unless you want me to actually take part in the age old art of paper folding...then I'd have to pass.
 
3 October

1) Have you ever had something akin to a religious experience at either a concert or club set?

2) When you were younger, were you a boyscout?

3) Have you ever donated blood?

4) What is the lowest denomination of currency that you will pick up off the street (e.g., do you pick up everything, or do you avoid coins completely and only pick up bills)?

5) How many times a month do you eat pizza?

6) Hypothetically speaking, if you still had your umbilical cord, how much would someone have to pay you to eat it?

7) What is the dumbest thing you've ever done with fireworks?

8) Have you ever worn an empty beer case as a hat?

9) What are two things that doughnuts can't do?

10) Have you ever smashed someone's bubblegum bubble in their face?
 
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1413594 said:
1 October

1) What do you plan on doing for Halloween this year?

I'm going to watch Liverpool vs Fulham, then I'm going to Ice Bar. This is coincidental, I don't do anything for Halloween.
2) Have you ever egged a house?

No
3) Do you use ChapStick, or any other kind of lip balm with a generic name?

No
4) Do white strips really make your teeth whiter?

Don't know what they are, but I doubt it.
5) Do "really ethnic" restaurants freak you out (e.g., Chinese restaurants with chicken feet, blood tofu, and shark fin dim sum)?

Not really, but I probably wouldn't eat it.

6) Do you think it would be awesome to have a hot tub in your backyard?

If I had a garden, then yes it would. On my balcony, probably not.
7) Has a woman ever told you "no," when she really meant "yes" (or vice-versa)?

All the time.

8) What is the dumbest thing you have fought about with a woman?

When my girlfriend asked me to pay for coathangers she bought me.
9) Are you afraid of going bald?

No

10) If someone cheats on you and you decide to stay with them, is it reasonable for you to get one free pass for a sexual indiscretion in the future?

No, it doesn't really work like that.

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1415772 said:
2 October

1) Do you think it would be badass to own an uzi?

Yes, yes it would.

2) Have you ever listened to music with headphones on, sung the music aloud, and taken the headphones off partially, only to find out that you're just making unintelligible sounds that are an approximation of the lyrics?

I don't think so, I rarely listen through headphones when I'm somewhere I would sing.
3) Jean shorts, are they a fashion faux-pas?

For men, as long as they are below the knee, they aren't too bad. The reverse is true for ladies.
4) Will Obama get a second term?

Probably, unless they change the rules and Schwarzenegger runs.
5) Is Labour on the way out in England?

Yes.
6) Do you put a pillow between your legs when you go to bed?

No
7) Have you ever eaten the core of an apple?

No, the idea repulses me.
8) Do you like 7-11?

Yes, but we don't have them here, so its mostly for the novelty.
9) Have you ever faked an orgasm?

No, but I've just given up before.

10) Do you like origami?

It impresses me, but I don't do it.

tdiglÉric Rohmer;1417547 said:
3 October

1) Have you ever had something akin to a religious experience at either a concert or club set?

No.
2) When you were younger, were you a boyscout?

I was in beavers and cubs, I went to one Scout meeting, but thought it was shit.
3) Have you ever donated blood?

Yup, somewhere someone A positive is knee deep in my bodily fluids.
4) What is the lowest denomination of currency that you will pick up off the street (e.g., do you pick up everything, or do you avoid coins completely and only pick up bills)?

20p, if it's in my path. £1 if it's out of my way.
5) How many times a month do you eat pizza?

Shitloads, maybe 7 or 8?

6) Hypothetically speaking, if you still had your umbilical cord, how much would someone have to pay you to eat it?

If it's still attatched, quite a lot, maybe £5,000. If it had been kept in a jar, then less, probbly £2,000.
7) What is the dumbest thing you've ever done with fireworks?

Nothing really, some guy got hit by one and was put in a coma near where I live, so it kind of scared us as kids.
8) Have you ever worn an empty beer case as a hat?

Yeah. It was more of a medieval knight helmet though, with eyeholes.

9) What are two things that doughnuts can't do?

Walk. Drive.

10) Have you ever smashed someone's bubblegum bubble in their face?

No, actually.
 

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