tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
1) When you drink, do you tend to: a) drink other people's shit; b) buy and drink your own shit; c) buy enough so everyone gets a little somethin' somethin'?
I buy my own shit.
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
2) Have you ever called a woman a **** because you were pissed that she would sleep with other guys, but not you?
That has never happened to me.
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
3) Have you ever been to a really good Chinese buffet?
The Chinese don't buffet!
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
4) Do you like to occasionally slap your girlfriend/fiancee/wife/significant other on the ass?
I do it because I think that's what I'm supposed to do. I could happily cut it out.
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
5) If there was a cannoli by your computer right now, would you eat it?
I'd have to prod it and sniff it first. What's a cannoli?
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
6) Did you actually like Tony Sopranos, or did you think he was a worthless, albeit interesting, piece of shit?
I like him, cool guy so long as you keep on his good side. Nowt wrong with putting the fear into people.
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
7) Do you like the art of Thomas Gainsborough?
No.
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
8) If you could have a sloth as a pet, would you jump at the opportunity?
It sounds like something I would have just for the sake of it, yes.
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
9) Do you wear your seat belt?
Yeah, I don't pay fines so it's better if I do.
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
10) If you walked your dog (or a dog) at night and no one could see you, would you still pick up its shit?
I don't pick it up in the day. Did I shit on the floor? Don't think so.
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1387503 said:
1) What do you think of the TLC song, Red Light Special?
Wank.
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
2) Should I turn Vincent Irizarry into a cross-dressing werewolf in my Bar Room e-fed, Martin Sheen Championship Wrestling?
E-fed?
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
Sets.
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
4) Have you ever swam with a dolphin?
I..don't remember.
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
5) Do you aspire to live in a McMansion?
I'd stay in my same house even if I had McMahon money.
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
6) Why doesn't Mike Epps do more stand-up?
Lack of demand?
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
7) What is, in your opinion, the most overrated fast food chain?
I'm saying Starbucks. They might do food, I'm counting it.
''Look at me with my mochaccino, yes, it's Starbucks''.
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
8) Did Albert Camus deserve the Nobel Prize For Literature over Nikos Kazantzakis?
That's a toghie, I'll say no.
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
9) Is Barry Sanders the greatest runningback of all time?
Is that a type of gorilla?
tdiglÉric Rohmer;1383931 said:
Never been on one, but they're pointless.