tdigle Asks You Questions, And You Answer

[Phoenix]

6) Do you like the smell of sex?

Nah, the taste is better

7) Do you find bathroom humor funny?

Nah

8) Do feet turn you on?

Nah

9) What are your thoughts on ADD?

Thought these questions were about me?

10) Was Freud full of it?

He was, then his mother swallowed

 

[Murfish]

I like the way my balls smell...

I'm also straight.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

1) If you were a woman, would you be promiscuous, frigid, or in-between?

2) Do you have a phobia? If you do, what is your phobia?

3) Are any of your family members in jail?

4) Do you have any half-siblings? How do you feel about them?

5) What is the longest you've gone without bathing?

 

[Murfish]

1) If you were a woman, would you be promiscuous, frigid, or in-between?

2) Do you have a phobia? If you do, what is your phobia?

3) Are any of your family members in jail?

4) Do you have any half-siblings? How do you feel about them?

5) What is the longest you've gone without bathing?

1) Frigid
2) Is it possible to have an irrational fear of the future?
3) No.
4) No, it tap it if I did.
5) Monthish, sometimes camping facilities are that bad.

 

[Phoenix]

1) If you were a woman, would you be promiscuous, frigid, or in-between?

Frigid

2) Do you have a phobia? If you do, what is your phobia?

I would say a fear of death. But I mean, I know when things are dangerous and I could die from it say a poisnous snake or a car accident, I just these moments where that fear moment comes before the adrenaline rush. But it's not one that controls my life.

3) Are any of your family members in jail?

Not that I know of

4) Do you have any half-siblings? How do you feel about them?

I have a half-brother and sister. Both are 16 and 18 years younger than me. I have never met them. How I feel about them? Sorry they were born in the wrong and raised in the wrong half of my family.

5) What is the longest you've gone without bathing?

2 days. Duke of Edinburgh. Got I felt rank after!

 

[gd]

1) If you were a woman, would you be promiscuous, frigid, or in-between?

2) Do you have a phobia? If you do, what is your phobia?

3) Are any of your family members in jail?

4) Do you have any half-siblings? How do you feel about them?

5) What is the longest you've gone without bathing?

1. Frigid
2. Warlocks
3. Not at the moment
4. No, but if I did I would probably hate them
5. 2 days.

 

[Mr. TM]

frigid, nyctophobia, no, no, probably a weekish.

 

[Marquis]

1) If you were a woman, would you be promiscuous, frigid, or in-between?

2) Do you have a phobia? If you do, what is your phobia?

3) Are any of your family members in jail?

4) Do you have any half-siblings? How do you feel about them?

5) What is the longest you've gone without bathing?

1. Frigid.

2. None that I know of.

3. Yes.

4. They're alright.

5. A week I think, for the same reason as Murfish, camping facilities.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

1) If you were a woman, would you be promiscuous, frigid, or in-between?

In between.

2) Do you have a phobia? If you do, what is your phobia?

heights, and animals smaller than a mouse.

3) Are any of your family members in jail?

Nope.

4) Do you have any half-siblings? How do you feel about them?

A one year old half brother, who is pretty awesome

5) What is the longest you've gone without bathing?

5 days i'd say maximum.

 

[Tastycles]

1) If you were a woman, would you be promiscuous, frigid, or in-between?

As I am as a man. Promiscuous until I got a girlfriend. Although it would be a woman.

2) Do you have a phobia? If you do, what is your phobia?

Not a phobia, but I hate the dentist. I say it isn't a phobia, because I'm not afraid of dentists per se, and onlydon'y like it because I am largely unaffected by numbing injections.

3) Are any of your family members in jail?

I think some of my cousins are.

4) Do you have any half-siblings? How do you feel about them?

My brother is my half brother and the most significant person in my life. I love him very much.

5) What is the longest you've gone without bathing?

6 days. Glastonbury 2007.

 

[Ty Burna]

1) If you were a woman, would you be promiscuous, frigid, or in-between?

2) Do you have a phobia? If you do, what is your phobia?

3) Are any of your family members in jail?

4) Do you have any half-siblings? How do you feel about them?

5) What is the longest you've gone without bathing?

1. A promiscuous lesbian

2. Nothing in particular

3. Not that I am aware of

4. Supposedly I have a half sister, I don't believe the cunt or her mom though, they were just trying to get money from my father, like we really had a huge stash of money laying around. My supposed half sister is a dumb bitch who thinks I'm a dick because I wasn't going to treat her like family the first time I met her when I was 19.

5. 2 Days at the most.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

6) Are you self-conscious about pooping in someone else's house?

7) Have you ever been bungee jumping and/or skydiving?

8) Have you ever made your girlfriend cry?

9) How do you feel about mudbutt?

10) Have you thrown up in anything besides a toilet or trashcan?

 

[JenovasWitness]

6) Are you self-conscious about pooping in someone else's house? Depends on the person, really. If it was a woman I was really trying to impress, I would squeeze shut until I got home. Otherwise, sorry man. I gotta go!

7) Have you ever been bungee jumping and/or skydiving? No. Well, I might have. But I would have passed out when the doors of the plane opened. That might explain that missing half hour of my life and this horrible case of wind burn.

8) Have you ever made your girlfriend cry? Yes. And man did I feel shitty about it.

9) How do you feel about mudbutt? Best to just sit until it passes, really. Bring a book.

10) Have you thrown up in anything besides a toilet or trashcan? Yes. I threw up into a McDonald's bag in the back of my friend's car once after a night of binge drinking. Unfortunately, my friend's Quarter Pounder was still in there.

 

[JenovasWitness]

1) If you were a woman, would you be promiscuous, frigid, or in-between? Honestly? I would probably fuck everything in sight.

2) Do you have a phobia? If you do, what is your phobia? Claustrophobia is my kryptonite.

3) Are any of your family members in jail? Nope.

4) Do you have any half-siblings? How do you feel about them? None of those, nope.

5) What is the longest you've gone without bathing? Hmmm, I may have gone a few days to a week or so when I was pretty small, but since my sweat glands kicked in due to puberty, I have gone MAYBE a day without showering. But that is also largely due to loving showering and bathing so very much.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

1) If you were a woman, would you be promiscuous, frigid, or in-between?

A huge ****.

2) Do you have a phobia? If you do, what is your phobia?

Mice..ick

3) Are any of your family members in jail?
No?

4) Do you have any half-siblings? How do you feel about them?
Ugh...step sister..Don't know her very well. Ugly and uninterested in ma family.

5) What is the longest you've gone without bathing?
A day...maybe more when I was a child.

6) Are you self-conscious about pooping in someone else's house?

*gay alert----turn back if u don't wanna hear :s*
I do not poop in peoples houses. I have great ass muscles, I hold it. Except when I do overnights....then I bring air spray.

7) Have you ever been bungee jumping and/or skydiving?
No...would like to.

8) Have you ever made your girlfriend cry?
Ew. Girls are icky. But yes, my ex-now turned grace like biffle. She cried when I ended it and told her i was gay(it was a shock)

9) How do you feel about mudbutt?
huh?

10) Have you thrown up in anything besides a toilet or trashcan?
A guy...wasn't fun...needless to say, there were no call backs

 

[Lee]

1) If you were a woman, would you be promiscuous, frigid, or in-between?

2) Do you have a phobia? If you do, what is your phobia?

3) Are any of your family members in jail?

4) Do you have any half-siblings? How do you feel about them?

5) What is the longest you've gone without bathing?

6) Are you self-conscious about pooping in someone else's house?

7) Have you ever been bungee jumping and/or skydiving?

8) Have you ever made your girlfriend cry?

9) How do you feel about mudbutt?

10) Have you thrown up in anything besides a toilet or trashcan?

1) In between
2)Death I guess
3)No
4)Not to my knowledge
5)A while, I shower daily though
6) No
7) No
8) Never had one
9) what?
10) yes, my bag on a bus whilst very drunk.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

8. Never had one? What Lee? What?

and 48.7 tommorow Big Brother talk! please!

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

6) Do you like the smell of sex?

Yes. Besides it's not attractive to wear nose plugs.

7) Do you find bathroom humor funny?

As in, a stand up comedian doing stand up in a restroom? sure.

8) Do feet turn you on?

sure.

9) What are your thoughts on ADD?

sure.

10) Was Freud full of it?

bore.


Let's anaylse that joke. you see, I meant to say sure, but I had a freudian slip. Witty right?

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Do you reckon I can own the last post in every hot thread?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

1) Have you ever threatened to pull someone's endocrine system out of their body?

2) Have you drunken victory juice before?

3) Have you ever flagged someone or been flagged?

4) Do you like school cafeteria food?

5) Why does hospital food suck so much?

 

[Kanye South]

If you don't know what mudbutt is, then don't ask. You'll thank me later.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

This is coming back in a few minutes. I wanted to make a thread about Thievery Corporation, but, people may not even know who they are. So, I'll ask them!!!!

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

16 September

1) What do you think of Thievery Corporation?

2) Is Justice now more important to French House than Daft Punk?

3) Do you listen to German Rap?

4) Do you like fruit snacks?

5) Do you have any friends that are women that you don't want to have sex with?

6) Do you like rice?

7) Have you ever jerked off to a picture of an ugly woman (or an ugly woman getting boned in a porno) only to be ashamed of yourself once you look at her again after orgasm?

8) Do you have a unibrow?

9) Do you like station wagons?

10) Have you ever banged your head against a table to try to impress a woman?

 

[Razor]

1) Have you ever threatened to pull someone's endocrine system out of their body?

2) Have you drunken victory juice before?

3) Have you ever flagged someone or been flagged?

4) Do you like school cafeteria food?

5) Why does hospital food suck so much?

6) What do you think of Thievery Corporation?

7) Is Justice now more important to French House than Daft Punk?

8) Do you listen to German Rap?

9) Do you like fruit snacks?

10) Do you have any friends that are women that you don't want to have sex with?

11) Do you like rice?

12) Have you ever jerked off to a picture of an ugly woman (or an ugly woman getting boned in a porno) only to be ashamed of yourself once you look at her again after orgasm?

13) Do you have a unibrow?

14) Do you like station wagons?

15) Have you ever banged your head against a table to try to impress a woman?

1) No. I have threatened to unleash the fiery vengeance of a thousand Gods, though. I was dressed up as Thor for Halloween, what can I say?

2) No, but I am highly intrigued.

3) I have never flagged anyone.

4) UofA cafeteria food isn't too bad, as long as you stay away from the Pomfreteria. High School cafeteria food is almost universally bad, though.

5) Well, in an effort to control exactly what is going into your body, the hospitals make food that is geared more towards what is in them as opposed to if it tastes any good.

6) Never heard of their stuff. A quick Google search nets me some type of Bob Marley psychedelic stuff, though. I like it.

7) I can't make the call. >.<

8) A very small amount. I blame it on my inability to hear and understand German. I can read the shit, just can't listen to it very well. Can never figure out why.

9) Yep. I love me some fruit snacks.

10) A few. But I have a disproportional amount of hot chick friends, so my views may be skewed.

11) I do!

12) A few times.

13) Nope. It's a constant struggle every morning.

14) Sure.

15) I've banged a book against my head, to show I knew how to do it without hurting myself. It actually worked, haha. But no, I have never banged my head against a table to impress a woman.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

1) What do you think of Thievery Corporation?

What?

2) Is Justice now more important to French House than Daft Punk?

Who?

3) Do you listen to German Rap?

No. Rammstein I listen to though.

4) Do you like fruit snacks?

Useless sugar with no nutritional value. No, I don't.

5) Do you have any friends that are women that you don't want to have sex with?

Friends who are females who I DO NOT want to poke? Sure. I have unattractive female friends.

6) Do you like rice?

Like a Vietnamese bulemic. So, yes, lots.

7) Have you ever jerked off to a picture of an ugly woman (or an ugly woman getting boned in a porno) only to be ashamed of yourself once you look at her again after orgasm?

Nah. I am very choosy.

8) Do you have a unibrow?

It's now called a "Santinobrow." And no.

9) Do you like station wagons?

10) Have you ever banged your head against a table to try to impress a woman?

No. A locker, once, in middle school.