Strangest girl ever!!!

[Worlds_Greatest_Booker]

ive been apart of this web site called Tagged (u basically can go through a list of girls seeing which ones u like and dont like) when i meet one girl from america (i think). anyway after talking for a while she asks for my msn i give it to her and we chat some more but this is when things started to get really weird......

to begin with she starts calling me her angel "thank u my angel" etc.

as we chat some more she asks who i am talking to. i say my friend megan and she suddenly starts asking loads of questions like "whats her msn i want to talk to her" "does she have a bf" "how do u know her".

we continue to talk when she suddenly starts calling me her husband and begains calling herself KARREN B ROLOFF (my last name btw)

then when i go get a sandwich and when i come back i have 10 messages ranging from "where r u my husband" "is my angel mad at me" "why is my angel mad at me" "im sorry husband".

she then goes on to talking about how we will have 3 children (2 girls 1 boy) and where we will live.

why do i attract the craziest of people?

 

[Profit]

She's probably not American, she wants you to marry her so she can come to this glorious country and fuck you then marry you then leave you and be free.

Hellelujah!

 

[The Rob]

Or maybe she was pissed or high. Or both?

Sadly hardly any girls speak to me so I don't have this problem very often.

 

[Coco]

What other crazy people do you attract?

 

[CH David]

That is a crazy female dude. Has she told you she loves you? Good luck with her though.

 

[Blade]

I originally opened this thread so I could find out what "rangest" means.

Then I realised it was a typo and that this thread is stupid.

 

[Worlds_Greatest_Booker]

thanks love u too blade

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

dump the bitch

 

[Blade]

thanks love u too blade

 

[Worlds_Greatest_Booker]

well apparently i look gay so i get chatted up every now and again. and i once had a girlfriend who really liked aliens and another one who thought marilyn manson was "fit".

luckily i have blocked her so she hasnt proclaimed her love for me.... she was prettuy damn close though.

 

[Leeds Guy]

Well I think.....that you have a fantastic surname

 

[Father:_Polley]

Yeah, either foreign wanting citizenship, or crazy