TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
I love the stupid ones who ask shit like this.
Skinny Girls asking if they're Fat?: "Well, look I'm sure you don't get this type of response normally because to be honest you don't look like the type to handle truth very well. But I'm not the type to lie, so if I'm being asked honestly, yeah.. when I seen you in those jeans, I honestly thought to myself.. Could the poor girl just not shop somewhere else and find a pair of sweats that could possibly fit her comfortably. I mean, just looking at you I question how you can breath, what with your ass just trying to stampede its way out."
Hot girls asking if they're Ugly: "Look, I'd rather not say to be honest. I mean I'm unsure what the typical reply you get is, but I really don't like being rude." (They'll 9 times outta 10 reply with - I've always been told I'm hot) "Then why do you keep asking? Do you have a complex? Do you feel people are lying? Because honestly I think they are, but thats what I tried telling you when I said I didn't like being rude, and now you've gone and offended me by making me hurt your feelings."
If at all possible.. you have to turn the situation around on them at all times. If I'm gonna get a moron asking me stupid shit like that.. I'm going to attempt downgrading them as much as possible.
If I seen a truly hot girl, to the point of my tongue doing a cartoon act and rolling out of my mouth.. which proceeded the girl asking if I thought she was hot, because she felt she needed to hear it one more time.. I would reply by saying the only reason my tongue did that, was because the breath in my body escaped when I gasped at how horrid she truly appeared to be.
