Raw LD Performs Illusions. Tricks Are Something ****es Do For Money or Cocaine (3/8)

[Turd Ferguson]

CLASH FOR THE AGES
Set to be one of the biggest bouts in WrestleMania history, WWE Champion Batista defends the coveted title against John Cena on The Grandest Stage of Them All. Which gladiator will emerge from this epic clash with championship gold?

TWO HURTS FOR YA
After The Phenom's signature mind games cost HBK a Unified Tag Title Match against Show-Miz, DX's dark hour was worsened by Sheamus. The Celtic Warrior maliciously kicked a downed Triple H to send a severe message to The Game.

'HART' OF WAR
The match 12 years in the making finally takes place on the only stage suitable: WrestleMania. More than a decade after the "Montreal Screwjob," Bret "Hit Man" Hart steps in the ring with WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon to resolve the most infamous rivalry in squared circle history.

MAKIN' MONEY
On Raw, Jack Swagger and MVP both qualified for Money in the Bank Ladder Match at WrestleMania.

Jesus Christ, WWE. Criss Angel? He hasn't been relevant since like 2003. Maybe he'll make Hornswoggle disappear though with DX finally dead!

Aww... who am I kidding? Only the WWE's accountants can make that happen.

Also, here's how I see the Monday Night Conflict playing out on TNA's end.

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[Super Hans]

i would do tricks if i was a ****e and a cokehead

 

[klunderbunker]

I'll be here then I'll do Impact from DVR.

 

[Super Hans]

also i will not be here as i am actually working again,no more staying up until 4.15 am on a monday night watching men in tights for this guy(although i will still do it for ppv) lol

 

[The Doctor]

I'll be here. My mom is going out of town for a few days. I may occasionally switch to TNA if I remember. But for the most part I'll be here.

 

[Drunken Aviator]

i like chris angel i seen him walk down a building and got his autograph

 

[Shocky]

He probably literally walked into the building. Raw gets my undivided attentio tonight, and then TNA on the DVR, if I can sit thru an entire episode.

 

[TKO 3:16]

9 to 11 my tv will be on WWE monday night raw. It always is and it always will be. Ill deffinatley be here surfin the forums and chattin it up, AFTER the show.. Sorry I can't mulit task that well, but during commercials I'm here! No lap top, no computer, just me, my blackberry, my "L" and my beer.
Slaud friends!

 

[D-Man]

I need a laptop so I could be a part of these things...

 

[hatehabsforever]

I'll be watching RAW tonight instead of iMPACT without a doubt. Easy decision. But I will DVR TNA and watch it tomorrow morning. I should be able to watch all of the interesting parts in 10-15 minutes.

 

[Baller]

I figured I would watch Raw until I see some WWE stupidity, but who knows WWE might actually step up their game tonight.

 

[The Doctor]

Ten minutes!

 

[Kanye South]

Damn Raw is fucking lonely.

 

[The Doctor]

Here we go!

 

[Papa Shango]

Home JUST in time!!

I WAS gonna catch the first five minutes of Impact just in case, but I can't find a live stream. Fuck it. It'll probably be shit.

 

[Papa Shango]

TAKER!!!!!

 

[klunderbunker]

Not a bad way to start us off.

 

[Papa Shango]

KLUNDERBUNKER!!!!!!

 

[CDR]

I planned on going back and forth between the two shows. Then 'Taker came on.

 

[klunderbunker]

Good night can Taker be any slower? Light him on fire or something.

 

[Papa Shango]

Honestly, I'm a little confused. HBK was playing the heel in this, but after the career part was put on the line, and last week, it appears as if Taker is playing the heel.

 

[Vintage Nick]

Going back and forth, but more interested in 'Taker on Raw.

 

[Bernkastel]

I'm still wondering just what HHH's role at Mania will be

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I HOPE YOU HELD ON TO YOUR RECTUMS, YOU PIECES OF SHIT, BECAUSE THE SHOW HAS BEGUN.

 

[Papa Shango]

I'm still wondering just what HHH's role at Mania will be

Vs. Sheamus