Sean Valjean
Lets Bitch About This Thing We Love
After 10 weeks of thrilling action in the Cruiserweight Classic, TJ Perkins reigned supreme to become both the 1st Cruiserweight Classic winner and the inaugural WWE Cruiserweight Champion. Tonight, the Filipino Phenom makes his way to Raw alongside his CWC rivals, including Gran Metalik, Rich Swann, and (The) Brian Kendrick w/ pirate flag. How big of a splash will Raw's newest division make? Who will be first in line to challenge TJP for his pretty purple belt?
Last week, Seth Rollins and Rusev screwed up the main event between Roman Reigns and Kevin Owens. As punishment (I guess), these two meddlers must now face each other. This should be one heck of a match until Reigns crashes the party to lob a wedding cake or cinderblock at Rusev or Rollins, respectively. One person Roman definitely won't seek retribution from is Triple H, because The Game has not wronged Roman in any significant way in recent weeks. Nope.
Speaking of Hunter, is that dude finally going to explain his actions from two weeks ago? Was Stephanie in on the plan? Was Foley? Did Triple H send the text to himself saying to do it for The Rock, then left the message inside of Vince's lockbox?
Cesaro cheated his way to victory against Sheamus in a way that James Bond would probably, maybe be proud of. Match 6 takes place tonight, meaning we're beginning to see the light at the end of this very long and dark tunnel known as the Best of 7 series.
Dana Brooke continues to play the role of Jennifer Lopez in Enough to her abusive husband, Charlotte. Will this be the week that she finally breaks free from her master? Will the double pin between Sasha Banks and Bayley be addressed at all?
