Raw LD 8/8/2016: Golden Truth Gets To Hunt A Jiggly Puff Daddy

[Sean Valjean]

Mick Foley has invited Daniel Bryan to Raw, which will mark the third cross-branded segment in less than a month into the brand split. What will they have to say about their respective superstars, Lesnar and Orton, invading one another's shows? Will they both agree to hire better security going forward?

More important than anything else is that Puff Daddy is at Raw tonight do...something. Maybe he'll give us a live performance, maybe Heath Slater will petition to join his Band, maybe he'll get powerbombed off the stage by the destroyer of music, Kevin Owens.

After Seth Rollins fell victim to Finn Balor's barrage of kicks and expletives, how will the Architect respond? Can he seek retribution against the Demon?

Cesaro and Sheamus are scheduled to wrestle each other again. I guess Cesaro beating the former MITB/World Champion squeaky clean wasn't impressive enough for Stephanie. Odds on Sheamus needlessly getting his win back?

 

[J-Dogg]

Hope Cesaro wins. Also fuck having Diddy or whatever he calls himself other than Sean Combs.

 

[enviousdominous]

The fast motion replay of Smackdown is looking like an episode of The Munsters.

 

[Sean Valjean]

The theme new song is seriously the best since Across the Nation.

 

[J-Dogg]

Enzo and cass to
Open I'm happy with this, 20 minute on fire promo? Please..

 

[enviousdominous]

Is that Big Cass?

 

[J-Dogg]

Lol

 

[enviousdominous]

Did they get Sasha fired from a hairdresser job too?

 

[enviousdominous]

Isn't Bon Jovi from Jersey?

 

[Sean Valjean]

Jericho needs more cornrows and Taco Bell before he can call himself an Axl Rose wannabe.

 

[J-Dogg]

Seriously Enzo oozes talent and charisma

 

[enviousdominous]

Did Chris go to a strip club before this? He's got glittery arms.

 

[J-Dogg]

I'm hyped up now

 

[J-Dogg]

4 great talkers in the ring and damn good talents

 

[enviousdominous]

Jimin Marvinluder! WOOT!

 

[Sean Valjean]

Jimmin Marvinluder is Chris Jericho's Sister Abigail.

 

[enviousdominous]

OHHH! Kevin Owens always cuts deep.

 

[enviousdominous]

Kevin Owens is truly the worst heel ever, he's way too likable.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Hip Hop Hobbit: The new Triple H.

 

[enviousdominous]

Well! That was a fine "how do you do?".

 

[J-Dogg]

Hip Hop Hobbit: The new Triple H.

That whole exchange was good. This is the kinda stuff that needs to be on raw a lot more.

 

[enviousdominous]

Stone Cold is a tougher audience than all of Pittsburgh? Right.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Isn't Bon Jovi from Jersey?

Yup

Sayreville, N.J.

 

[Navi]

Damm I missed the opening segment. Shit.

 

[enviousdominous]

Yup

Sayreville, N.J.

He called Chris "Jon Bon Jericho", I would take that as a term of endearment coming from a flaming Jersey stereotype like Enzo.