RAW LD 5/30/2016 - Your Time Is Up, My Time Is Now, You Can't See Me, My Time Is Now

[Sean Valjean]

If Miz was gonna go film a movie, then why didn't they take the belt off of him?

His character in the film also happens to be an Intercontinental Champion.

 

[Coco]

I don't know if you've ever dealt with Canadian border patrol, they get pretty snippy if we Americans get too obnoxious.

I took some friends up to Canada one time, when asked "Where are you all from?" one friend shouted "I'm from my MAMA!". We had to wait for five hours in a holding area, and then the same guy asked us the same question. He got a much more respectful response that time.

I dunno. Guys on the Canadian side have always let me right through. A few American border security people I've run into have seemed like wannabe soldiers of fortunes on power trips. Even been pulled aside a couple times while the car was given the once over. Scary stuff for a middle class white guy.

 

[enviousdominous]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Is it lonely up there on your pedestal?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I had my first Canadian (Niagara Falls) lap dance 23 years ago for $20 Canadian. They are still $20 Canadian.

Ah, the mammaries.

 

[J-Dogg]

That scarf though

 

[enviousdominous]

I dunno. Guys on the Canadian side have always let me right through. A few American border security people I've run into have seemed like wannabe soldiers of fortunes on power trips. Even been pulled aside a couple times while the car was given the once over. Scary stuff for a middle class white guy.

Did that happen close to 911? Just saying, they may have been augmentees.

 

[Coco]

Who has the deets on Del Rio's new tattoo? Did him and Paige get complimenting regrets?

 

[J-Dogg]

Cesaro dammit

 

[Navi]

What the hell was that. Cesaro's goes nuts.

 

[Coco]

Did that happen close to 911? Just saying, they may have been augmentees.

'07 and two years ago.

 

[enviousdominous]

Hmm, looks like Cesaro is going to close the show.

 

[J-Dogg]

I saw del rio new tatt

 

[Navi]

I saw del rio new tatt

How can you tell which one is the new one, they all look the same to me.

 

[Bernkastel]

I guess "sycophants and troglodytes" was too hard of a chant.

 

[Sean Valjean]

How can you tell which one is the new one, they all look the same to me.

He's got a new on his side ala AJ Styles.

 

[Coco]

How can you tell which one is the new one, they all look the same to me.

One of them wasn't there the last time I bothered to watch one of his matches.

Seems like an open and shut case.

 

[enviousdominous]

If Sami pins anyone, they'll probably win the briefcase on Sunday.

 

[Coco]

If Sami pins anyone, they'll probably win the briefcase on Sunday.

If someone wins the briefcase on Sunday, I'll be very impressed.

 

[BaconBits]

Is it lonely up there on your pedestal?

Nope.

 

[Navi]

He's got a new on his side ala AJ Styles.

I wouldn't notice that, usually looking at their asses.

 

[BestSportsEntertainer]

This has been a great match

 

[Sean Valjean]

I wouldn't notice that, usually looking at their asses.

What are your feelings on Billy Gunn? He was the Ass Man, after all.

 

[Coco]

I wouldn't notice that, usually looking at their asses.

Very disrespectful. At least J-Dogg was classy enough to notice Charlotte's breasts.

 

[BaconBits]

I wouldn't notice that, usually looking at their asses.

Take a goddamn shower.

 

[Trill Co$by]

If someone wins the briefcase on Sunday, I'll be very impressed.

I would be too.