RAW LD 5/30/2016 - Your Time Is Up, My Time Is Now, You Can't See Me, My Time Is Now

[Coco]

Their whiskey for starters.

You're welcome.

 

[Sean Valjean]

I know he's got a place in Saskatchewan and hunts in Alberta on the regular. Basically the only guy to move north after becoming successful. And we thank him for it.

You should. He's the sole reason sasquatches haven't overrun Canada. He keeps their numbers under control.

 

[Navi]

Why? Does it taste good with pancakes?

Pretty much goes with anything.

 

[Bernkastel]

His wiki page has him living in Saskatchewan. It says he used to live in Minnesota.

He owns so much property it probably stretches from Minnesota through North Dakota and Manitoba all the way to Saskatchewan.

 

[enviousdominous]

Would it make America feel secure enough about their place in the world that they stop thrusting their nauseating patriotism on everyone else? 'Cause if it'll make you stop over-compensation, I'll definitely hug you.

I'll apologize for being a myopic turd, and I'll stop thrusting my jingoistic tendencies on people to feel more secure about my place in this world.

Your hugs are a valuable export as well.

 

[BringThePain834]

No Bullet Club beatdown on Dolph

 

[Bernkastel]

I'm here to job again, I'm here to job again! Bring it on!

 

[Sean Valjean]

Does Dolph have a towel under his jacket? He's JBL now too!

 

[enviousdominous]

He owns so much property it probably stretches from Minnesota through North Dakota and Manitoba all the way to Saskatchewan.

He doesn't talk, and he takes up lots of space. He could probably just list his address as "Earth".

 

[Navi]

He owns so much property it probably stretches from Minnesota through North Dakota and Manitoba all the way to Saskatchewan.

Could be right about that. Probably owns my house and I don't even know it.

 

[Coco]

I'll apologize for being a myopic turd, and I'll stop thrusting my jingoistic tendencies on people to feel more secure about my place in this world.

Your hugs are a valuable export as well.

Second most valuable export from my body.

 

[enviousdominous]

Dolph, no. Just no.

 

[Navi]

What the hell is Ziggler wearing on his head.

 

[Sean Valjean]

That was, quite literally, a dick move, Dolph.

 

[enviousdominous]

Second most valuable export from my body.

I just bought two hundred shares in your mucus. You better be right.

 

[Ty Burna]

You're welcome.

I have a fine appreciation for Canada. Been there twice, loved every minute of it.

 

[Bernkastel]

Could be right about that. Probably owns my house and I don't even know it.

He's probably hunting animals in your back yard right now.

 

[J-Dogg]

Baron please massacre Dolph

 

[L@RISANO]

John Cena made the Bullet Club look more like a threat in five minutes than Reigns did in nearly two months. Please don't screw this up Vince.

Really?

 

[Trill Co$by]

What the hell is Ziggler wearing on his head.

A head gear for amateur wrestling... C'mon Navi.

 

[Coco]

I just bought two hundred shares in your mucus. You better be right.

Should have gone with snot. An important part of the "crusting up in my rubbish bin" market.

 

[Navi]

No Bullet Club beatdown on Dolph

They just beat up Cena, now is their time to rest.

 

[BringThePain834]

"Dolph has the credentials" That's what they said about Jack Swagger until the Royal Rumble.

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[klunderbunker]

I've been to Canada before. I found it more entertaining than your average Dolph Ziggler match.

 

[BaconBits]

No Bullet Club beatdown on Dolph

Dolph isn't important, and hasn't been in years. Why would the Club even care?