RAW LD 5/23/2016 - WWE Becomes Great Again

[Coco]

Ya know what I like about face GMs? Much fewer segments.

That was never the Stinger's management philosophy.

 

[enviousdominous]

I'll be looking to see if Chris missed any tacks.

 

[BaconBits]

And the crowd goes mild.

 

[Sean Valjean]

See? What doesn't kill Apollo only makes him happier.

 

[future admin]

well sold Crews

 

[Bernkastel]

I thought this guy got beaten down by Sheamus? With the way he's acting you'd think it never happened.

 

[Coco]

That's a lot of nicotine patches.

 

[BringThePain834]

There needs to be a Jericho "YOU STUPID IDIOT" shirt

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

It's a sad day when Jericho needs Sheamus' help to (likely) win a match.

 

[enviousdominous]

Sheamus slicked back the hawk!?

 

[BaconBits]

I thought this guy got beaten down by Sheamus? With the way he's acting you'd think it never happened.

He's from the indies. You expect him to understand selling?

 

[Bernkastel]

Good to know Victoria's career is still being celebrated. I always liked her.

Every ho has her day.

 

[enviousdominous]

There needs to be a Jericho "YOU STUPID IDIOT" shirt

Um, nope. Not gonna take the bait here. Anyone else want to do the honors?

 

[Sean Valjean]

I thought this guy got beaten down by Sheamus? With the way he's acting you'd think it never happened.

Hey man, he's just happy to be here.

I mean, Sheamus, a multi-time world champ/movie star could have assaulted ANYONE else but Apollo was the lucky victim.

Someone pinch Apollo, because he must be dreaming!

 

[enviousdominous]

Every ho has her day.

Just look at Chris Jericho. I heard he took 40 pricks at one time last night.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Hasn't anyone seen Virtuosity? "Apollo" (or that's what it sounds like) can be an awesome chant.

 

[Navi]

There needs to be a Jericho "YOU STUPID IDIOT" shirt

Good Lord.

 

[enviousdominous]

Hey man, he's just happy to be here.

I mean, Sheamus, a multi-time world champ/movie star could have assaulted ANYONE else but Apollo was the lucky victim.

Someone pinch Apollo, because he must be dreaming!

Apollo Crews is the Lincoln Chafee of the WWE.

 

[enviousdominous]

It seems like the commentators are gushing over Crews as a way to cope with their boredom.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I miss the Liontamer. Such a great submission.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Jericho looks like my old Stretch Armstrong doll after my dog got to it.

 

[Bernkastel]

Just look at Chris Jericho. I heard he took 40 pricks at one time last night.

Still less than Adam Rose in jail.

 

[Coco]

He's from the indies. You expect him to understand selling?

Found Jim Cornette.

 

[BaconBits]

They really should have worked out a proper gimmick for Crews before calling him up to the main roster.,

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Was that a botch?