RAW LD 5/23/2016 - WWE Becomes Great Again

[BaconBits]

How awesome Rusev could be if they let him.

Really, they should turn him face and strap the rocket ship to his ass.

 

[enviousdominous]

Miz looking like he's dancing to ICP.

 

[BaconBits]

For some reason I thought he was gone...

He still does a few. And they generally suck.

 

[enviousdominous]

Really, they should turn him face and strap the rocket ship to his ass.

I'd prefer that they give him a jetpack, or something less butt related.

 

[BaconBits]

I'd prefer that they give him a jetpack, or something less butt related.

Don't be homophobic, ya racist.

 

[enviousdominous]

Miz and Maryse are starting to resemble Tully and Baby Doll.

 

[enviousdominous]

Don't be homophobic, ya racist.

Don't patronize me! I've had butt problems.

 

[Bernkastel]

Good match. Really good match.

 

[enviousdominous]

Love how Cole desperately got that line out even though it became irrelevant before he could.

 

[Navi]

Don't patronize me! I've had butt problems.

Sorry to hear that.

I usually love Cesaro matches but this one kind of got away from me.

All sorts of fireworks going off outside on the street.

 

[L@RISANO]

Cesaro has qualified for MitB!

 

[enviousdominous]

Cool! Cesaro won! Let's see what the internet... OH COME ON!

Spoiler

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

It's a midcard champion, so naturally he has to lose a non title match. But it's Cesaro so double standard says no one here will bitch

 

[Sean Valjean]

Not only is he in MITB, but Cesaro has earned himself a future IC title shot!

Right?

No?

Because reasons?

Okay.

 

[enviousdominous]

Sorry to hear that.

I usually love Cesaro matches but this one kind of got away from me.

All sorts of fireworks going off outside on the street.

Those were not fireworks. That was me, and I apologize.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Sorry to hear that.

I usually love Cesaro matches but this one kind of got away from me.

All sorts of fireworks going off outside on the street.

Clearly your street is populated with Cesaro fans pleased with his victory. You'll be driving over a lot of torn suits in the morning

 

[Navi]

Those were not fireworks. That was me, and I apologize.

That's one hell of a problem you've got there.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Ya know what I like about face GMs? Much fewer segments.

 

[BaconBits]

It's a midcard champion, so naturally he has to lose a non title match. But it's Cesaro so double standard says no one here will bitch

By putting the first two faces through, they've made the rest of it pretty predictable. That's why I hate these sorts of things.

 

[Navi]

Clearly your street is populated with Cesaro fans pleased with his victory. You'll be driving over a lot of torn suits in the morning

It's Victoria Day here, and a couple of my neighbours think they are Canada's Wonderland with the amount of money they spend. Goes on forever and the noise is ridiculous.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

It's a midcard champion, so naturally he has to lose a non title match. But it's Cesaro so double standard says no one here will bitch

Cesaro has qualified for MitB!

Clearly your street is populated with Cesaro fans pleased with his victory. You'll be driving over a lot of torn suits in the morning

Congratulations.

 

[enviousdominous]

Steph and Seth shook hands how quaint. UH OH!

Spoiler

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Sorry, but today, beating Jericho is like beating Heath Slater.

 

[BaconBits]

I wish they'd stop talking about the asylum match. It was a half hour of really meh and about 2 minutes of fun.

 

[Sean Valjean]

It's Victoria Day here, and a couple of my neighbours think they are Canada's Wonderland with the amount of money they spend. Goes on forever and the noise is ridiculous.

Good to know Victoria's career is still being celebrated. I always liked her.