RAW LD 5/23/2016 - WWE Becomes Great Again

Update: Apollo is really happy that a big star like Sheamus noticed him and took the time to spar with him.
 
People wouldn't want cake in their face!? The face is the conduit through which cake hits our tastebuds and enters our stomachs! Dorks.
 
Sheamus has the size and past credibility to be salvaged easily.
In a pinch he'll do, sure. And he's a really decent performer. But after years of boring material and over-exposure? And with all the new, hot talent on the rise? Nobody going to emotionally invest in the guy. He can prop Roman up for a month or so, but doesn't have much use as anything other than a glorified fall guy.

I don't dislike Sheamus. I like the hard-nosed hoss types.
 
There needs to be a tournament for the womens title starting tonight with the first round starting tonight and going on SmackDown also, the quarterfinals being at Money in the Bank, the semifinals being at Battleground, and the finals being at SummerSlam.
You said that already in that long obnoxious OP no one but me read
 
In a pinch he'll do, sure. And he's a really decent performer. But after years of boring material and over-exposure? And with all the new, hot talent on the rise? Nobody going to emotionally invest in the guy. He can prop Roman up for a month or so, but doesn't have much use as anything other than a glorified fall guy.

I don't dislike Sheamus. I like the hard-nosed hoss types.

In no way am I saying Sheamus is a main event staple. But he's a solid hand who can be moved up or down as necessary. I.e.: Kane.
 
Well, I finally got my internet back up and... NEW DAY WON!? OH SHI...!

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I'm wondering if they'll go completely mad and make Sheamus and Apollo into a wacky new tag team.

The only way that works is Santino/Kozlov style, and I doubt either of them possess Santino's comedic timing or charisma.

Edit: as I think about it, it's not the only way, but it's still pretty short term. Dysfunctional teams rarely last long. The longest example I can think of recently is Hell No.
 
For shame, commentary team. I expected more lame cake lines from you.

"Looks like Slater got his just desserts!"
"New Day beat the Outcasts like it was a piece of cake!"
"Who knew victory could taste so sweet?"
"I guess pieing Slater was the icing atop that victory!"
 

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