RAW LD 5/23/2016 - WWE Becomes Great Again

[Bernkastel]

Sheamus is in the new Ninja Turtles movie? Well that's either going to be amazing or total shit.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Sheamus' beard is getting crazy. He's getting to a point where only a pirates outfit would compliment it.

 

[Coco]

You're done in like, 10 seconds, aren't you?

 

[rbv13]

Why is Apollo Crews in the qualifying matches?

Golden Corral Promo Packs skyrockets stars to the top.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Sheamus should just make constant TMNT references until the movie comes out. Say how he's going to kick Sami out of his shell and send him back to the sewers. Cowabunga.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Seamus is in the new Ninja Turtles movie? Well that's either going to be amazing or total shit.

He's likely in it for a very short time before he's mutated.

 

[BringThePain834]

You aren't from this country either, Sheamus.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Sheamus' new entrance is so white it's racist. Or angelic. One of the two.

 

[rbv13]

Internet might explode if Sheamus goes over here.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Sheamus is the literal definition of white power.

 

[enviousdominous]

Sheamus is in the new Ninja Turtles movie? Well that's either going to be amazing or total shit.

Michael Bay is directing that shined up turd. The Rock couldn't even save it.

 

[BringThePain834]

Did JBL just say that Sheamus has won a Super Bowl?

 

[enviousdominous]

Sheamus is the literal definition of white power.

White flour more like. He's an anthropomorphic wad of bread dough.

 

[enviousdominous]

Did JBL just say that Sheamus has won a Super Bowl?

No.

 

[Bernkastel]

Internet might explode if Sheamus goes over here.

And he should.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Internet might explode if Sheamus goes over here.

Heel Sheamus really can be good. I'd have no problem if he won, even if it could've been against someone who won't be affected by a loss. Besides, Daniel Bryan, who many compare to Zayn, would like to inform you what jobbing can do for your career if the crowd is naturally behind you. Like Sami Zayn.

 

[enviousdominous]

Heel Sheamus really can be good. I'd have no problem if he won, even if it could've been against someone who won't be affected by a loss. Besides, Daniel Bryan, who many compare to Zayn, would like to inform you what jobbing can do for your career if the crowd is naturally behind you. Like Sami Zayn.

They always go for a half and half field of heels and faces. I'm thinking that Sheamus will go over here to set up him vs AJ or Crews.

 

[rbv13]

If all the "Internet darlings" qualify it will be interesting so see who faces Miz for the IC at $. Assuming Cesaro gets his pin fall back from last night.

 

[BaconBits]

Cannon fodder who can gain valuable experience from working with a respectable veteran like Jericho. And it's a fresh match. What's the issue?

I'm more interested in that than any of the other qualifier matches. And it's a pretty dope match line-up.

Everybody else in the lineup has a great resume. Apollo Crews just doesn't. I mean, he's not even contending for the lower belts yet.

 

[Coco]

Internet might explode if Sheamus goes over here.

Will unplugging my router be enough? Or should I find a body of water to throw it into so that nobody gets harmed?

Spoiler

 

[Coco]

Everybody else in the lineup has a great resume. Apollo Crews just doesn't. I mean, he's not even contending for the lower belts yet.

Oh, it's one of these things?

I stopped thinking this critically about kayfabe a long, long time ago.

 

[enviousdominous]

Sami is making Sheamus look pretty damn good here.

 

[rbv13]

Heel Sheamus really can be good. I'd have no problem if he won, even if it could've been against someone who won't be affected by a loss. Besides, Daniel Bryan, who many compare to Zayn, would like to inform you what jobbing can do for your career if the crowd is naturally behind you. Like Sami Zayn.

I'm thinking Sheamus wins here. He also adds a different style to the $ match. Zayn maybe get Miz 1 on 1.

Time to stop thinking and just enjoy the ride.

 

[enviousdominous]

I think the internet will explode no matter who wins. It likes exploding.

 

[BaconBits]

Sami is making Sheamus look pretty damn good here.

I don't get this line of thinking. Sheamus is a really solid wrestler. He doesn't need anybody to "make him look good".