RAW LD 5/23/2016 - WWE Becomes Great Again

[Navi]

Just waiting one night for Shane to go off the stage when he running backward.

 

[Coco]

We need Ambrose to come out just for shits and giggles.

Let's not blow months of story in one night. Deal?

 

[enviousdominous]

Looked like Shane was punking out Reigns there.

 

[BringThePain834]

I was hoping they wouldn't have Rollins still be a cowardly chicken shit heel.

 

[enviousdominous]

Who still has it? Reigns?

 

[Sean Valjean]

That tie makes Shane look even more like the cool, after-school special, mentor character. He just needs to sit backwards in a chair and get "real" with us about drugs.

 

[BaconBits]

There's like no true faces on the main event level. Not a one.

 

[enviousdominous]

And yet, Reigns remains passively indifferent.

 

[rbv13]

Let's not blow months of story in one night. Deal?

Oh yeah, I know. I'm just ready for the moment. I don't think Ambrose is even available. Last I heard that Asylum match is still going on.

 

[Slash-LN]

I'm down for Roman vs Seth at MITB.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

See this where I'd have liked for Reigns to say something like "I have to defend the title anyway. Might as well be against a dipshit like this."

 

[enviousdominous]

Oh great! We get to watch AJ get buried again!

 

[Navi]

And yet, Reigns remains passively indifferent.

He didn't look any different than he normally does.

 

[Bernkastel]

Over under on the chances of this becoming a triple threat with AJ Styles?

 

[BringThePain834]

Can we just see Seth in action tonight?

 

[Coco]

Oh yeah, I know. I'm just ready for the moment. I don't think Ambrose is even available. Last I heard that Asylum match is still going on.

Let's not talk about that. I can feel some Frank Costanza-esque war flashbacks coming on.

 

[enviousdominous]

See this where I'd have liked for Reigns to say something like "I have to defend the title anyway. Might as well be against a dipshit like this."

Reigns would only be able to pull a statement like that out if he was coached for weeks. Better just let him repeat his catchphrase that never really caught on.

 

[Bagpipes]

I wasn't around last night, so let me say, if you will, that Asylum match was one of the worst things I've ever seen.

 

[BaconBits]

Why is Apollo Crews in the qualifying matches?

 

[rbv13]

Let's not talk about that. I can feel some Frank Costanza-esque war flashbacks coming on.

Tried Rep'n but I was blocked.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Can we just see Seth in action tonight?

You're done in like, 10 seconds, aren't you?

 

[Sean Valjean]

He didn't look any different than he normally does.

He has a resting smug face. I like to imagine his graduation, wedding, and birth photos are no different.

 

[enviousdominous]

He didn't look any different than he normally does.

I keep feeling like the whole world title run was a joke, and we'll eventually see Reigns covered in pig's blood while the whole roster laughs at him.

 

[Coco]

Why is Apollo Crews in the qualifying matches?

Cannon fodder who can gain valuable experience from working with a respectable veteran like Jericho. And it's a fresh match. What's the issue?

I'm more interested in that than any of the other qualifier matches. And it's a pretty dope match line-up.

 

[enviousdominous]

Sheamus says "era" like a Bostonian says "here ah".