RAW LD 5/23/2016 - WWE Becomes Great Again

[enviousdominous]

For shame, commentary team. I expected more lame cake lines from you.

"Looks like Slater got his just desserts!"
"New Day beat the Outcasts like it was a piece of cake!"
"Who knew victory could taste so sweet?"
"I guess pieing Slater was the icing atop that victory!"

"Looks like Big E can have his cake, and make Slater eat it too!"

 

[BringThePain834]

Why do New Day not have their own show on the Network yet?

 

[enviousdominous]

Why do New Day not have their own show on the Network yet?

What would that show consist of?

 

[BaconBits]

One is extremely white. One is black. Bacon, I need your assistance.

Josh Harrison and Jordy Mercer refer to themselves as Salt and Pepper and nobody seems to think it's racist. I suppose Sheamus and Crews could be topical and do the same.

 

[Bernkastel]

So when are we getting that Miz/Rusev match?

 

[enviousdominous]

Maryse sounds like Steve Martin from the wild and crazy guys sketch.

 

[Sean Valjean]

My Husband The Miz should be Miz's full ring name for the humorous commentary alone.

 

[enviousdominous]

Josh Harrison and Jordy Mercer refer to themselves as Salt and Pepper and nobody seems to think it's racist. I suppose Sheamus and Crews could be topical and do the same.

Remember these guys?

Spoiler

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Probably the most underrated performer today. Could've also been a great face but they bombed his face turn.

 

[BaconBits]

Remember these guys?

Spoiler

Sadly, I do.

 

[BringThePain834]

What would that show consist of?

Something similar to what Are You Serious? was. I'd pay to see New Day do commentary over Steiner promos. "HE'S FAT!" "Man he's just a booty."

 

[enviousdominous]

My Husband The Miz should be Miz's full ring name for the humorous commentary alone.

He just said "My name is 'THE MIZ'". So I guess his first name is The.

 

[rbv13]

Why do New Day not have their own show on the Network yet?

You should go, like right now, and start writing a script for the pilot.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Seriously, someone needs to fire their music guy and hire anyone, anyone else.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Was Cesaro's injury a rotator cuff tear?

 

[Coco]

Seriously, someone needs to fire their music guy and hire anyone, anyone else.

BringThePain834?

 

[enviousdominous]

Dammit Maryse! Keep your hands off your husband! Show some restraint!

 

[Sean Valjean]

Was Cesaro's injury a rotator cuff tear?

Yep.

 

[BaconBits]

Seriously, someone needs to fire their music guy and hire anyone, anyone else.

CFO$ seems to come up with good shit. Johnston seems to have lost it.

 

[enviousdominous]

I wonder if the commentator's ear pieces are malfunctioning.

 

[rbv13]

Damn, Miz is just winning at life.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Rusev would have swatted Cesaro out of the air. Flashy springboard corkscrews do not affect him, as evidenced from last night.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

BringThePain834?

Touché. That'd be 10 seconds of blaring "OMG" and he'd be done.

Yep.

Either explains the medicinal tape (can't remember what it's actual name is) or it's becoming a part of his outfit for selling purposes.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Rusev would have swatted Cesaro out of the air. Flashy springboard corkscrews do not affect him, as evidenced from last night.

How awesome Rusev could be if they let him.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

CFO$ seems to come up with good shit. Johnston seems to have lost it.

For some reason I thought he was gone...