Raw LD 12/12/2016: It Could Be A New Day For Championship Records

[Sean Valjean]

Gallagher politely informs you of his impending mid-match attack and still kicks your ass. That's just great.

 

[OYDK]

Just how tall are you?

Let's just say if I lived in China, I'd be average height. Make of that what you will.

 

[enviousdominous]

Let's just say if I lived in China, I'd be average height. Make of that what you will.

You'd be pretty tall if you went to Indonesia then. That's something.

 

[Sean Valjean]

WWE really needs to just license Downstrait's cover of Seth's theme already.

 

[#tamale]

Jack Gallagher will be everyone's 2017 binky. He's already mine.

 

[BaconBits]

Ring of Boredom. Corbin isn't going to respect that midget promotion.

Baron Corbin became my spirit animal the day he told Apllow Crews to go back to Ring of Honor and the sweaty neckbeard crowd got super upset with him because Apollo Crews never worked for RoH.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Rollins Report is dumb. Philly is an ok city, though. Nice food (Cheese-steaks aside. They're fucking gross), art museum is cool.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Baron Corbin became my spirit animal the day he told Apllow Crews to go back to Ring of Honor and the sweaty neckbeard crowd got super upset with him because Apollo Crews never worked for RoH.

Lou Reed is my spirit animal, but I wish it was Baron Corbin.

 

[Sean Valjean]

I literally laughed out loud when Seth announced he wanted HHH last week. Like "Oh NOW you remember HHH???"

 

[enviousdominous]

Dammit. I was hoping there would be more ado.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I'd walk out on the interview, too. He doesn't even have a backdrop. His set sux.

Eric Andre has a better set in an unironic way.

 

[enviousdominous]

Seth obviously doesn't care very much for his face, that's not really a threat.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Well now...

A long shot, but maybe KO gets himself and Jericho a tag title match later tonight in his latest effort to make nice with Chris?

 

[klunderbunker]

Of course.

If they turn the titles after that triple threat for the sake of Stephanie I'll be forced to write various strongly worded posts about it and complain loudly while continuing to watch the show on a weekly basis.

 

[rbv13]

Someone get Prichard on the phone and get Brother Love back. Show these chumps how a wrestling talk show should flow.

 

[enviousdominous]

Well now...

I called it too!

 

[enviousdominous]

It looks like Chris' scarf was used as a rag to dry off Stephanie.

 

[rbv13]

Did KO make any kids cry tonight?

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I'm soooooooo sick of this story.

 

[enviousdominous]

AHA! Bon Jovi and Meatloaf. Seth just humbled me.

 

[OYDK]

Put him on the list for the 14th time Chris!

 

[BaconBits]

Did KO make any kids cry tonight?

He was probably told not to. Whiny middle aged moms are why we can't have nice things.

 

[Navi]

"Stupid Idiot" and "You just made the list" more over than anything on the roster today.

 

[Navi]

He was probably told not to. Whiny middle aged moms are why we can't have nice things.

Oh shut up.

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh shut up.

Did you hear the story they were talking about?