Raw LD 12/12/2016: It Could Be A New Day For Championship Records

[enviousdominous]

Braun reminds me of O'Doyle from Billy Madison.

Spoiler

 

[Dmbfantomas]

*turns TV to Raw*

*sees Steph*

*turns TV off*

"Hmph! These New Day fellers aren't as over as we thought!" - Vince

 

[enviousdominous]

No extra clothes Steph, you must do the rest of the show in your underwear!

 

[enviousdominous]

Oh blah, Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens are going to be the new tag champs.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Jesus Christ Axel landed badly.

 

[OYDK]

No extra clothes Steph, you must do the rest of the show in your underwear!

I'm game.

 

[klunderbunker]

We're supposed to believe that the smartest, most amazing woman that ever lived didn't realize that she might get covered with champagne in a celebration INVOLVING CHAMPAGNE BEING SPRAYED EVERYWHERE.

Right.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Braun, I love you. But pick a fucking finisher and stick with it.

 

[enviousdominous]

The word "sequoia" is known as a "vowely" in that it contains every vowel in the alphabet. Facetious however is a "true vowely" because the vowels are in order.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

"Hmph! These New Day fellers aren't as over as we thought!" - Vince

Damn, need to spread rep around.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

We're supposed to believe that the smartest, most amazing woman that ever lived didn't realize that she might get covered with champagne in a celebration INVOLVING CHAMPAGNE BEING SPRAYED EVERYWHERE.

Right.

Nothing else in life has ever hit her...

 

[Snugglebites]

How could the Axe man not cut down Strowman?

 

[BaconBits]

Braun, I love you. But pick a fucking finisher and stick with it.

I kind of like that he just ends matches however. Adds to the monster mystique.

 

[rbv13]

"The Two Minute Man" Braun Strowman

 

[klunderbunker]

I kind of like that he just ends matches however. Adds to the monster mystique.

It worked for Roddy Piper.

 

[OYDK]

So Foley will sacrifice anyone else but Sami?

 

[Sean Valjean]

We're supposed to believe that the smartest, most amazing woman that ever lived didn't realize that she might get covered with champagne in a celebration INVOLVING CHAMPAGNE BEING SPRAYED EVERYWHERE.

Right.

She probably expected the champagne to somehow avoid her. Most consequences tend to, after all.

 

[enviousdominous]

Sami is upset that someone had unkind things to say about him. Does he not own a mirror?

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Mock would have redeemed his whole run with an "either" there.

Also, Sami... Mick would be able to walk up stairs had he not gone up on the Cell.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Nothing else in life has ever hit her...

I would imagine HHH has hit her with his finisher a number of times.

 

[Snugglebites]

It's happening!

 

[Dmbfantomas]

So Foley will sacrifice anyone else but Sami?

Eh, it's a new person each time. Sami has proven that he can't get the job done, but someone else might be able to.

 

[enviousdominous]

Trade Sami for Baron Corbin!

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I would imagine HHH has hit her with his finisher a number of times.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, not even on his birthday.

 

[BaconBits]

Trade Sami Zayn for Baron Corbin, just so Corbin can murder the cruiserweights every week.