Raw LD 12/12/2016: It Could Be A New Day For Championship Records

[Dmbfantomas]

Trade Sami for Baron Corbin!

I'm so hard. Thank you.

 

[rbv13]

Sami for Swagger.

Swagger be like, "WTF!"

 

[Sean Valjean]

Trade Sami Zayn for Baron Corbin, just so Corbin can murder the cruiserweights every week.

Corbin should replace Aries as guest commentator for 205 Live. That could be hysterical.

 

[Navi]

Hi everyone, just got in in time to see Stephanie being sprayed with bubbly. Jesus Christ. And who is Zayn being traded for, missed that bit? Oh and Strowman what a guy. Can't wait to see him go insane at the Rumble.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Trade Sami Zayn for Baron Corbin, just so Corbin can murder the cruiserweights every week.

Stop stop, I can only get so erect.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Hi everyone, just got in in time to see Stephanie being sprayed with bubbly. Jesus Christ. And who is Zayn being traded for, missed that bit? Oh and Strowman what a guy. Can't wait to see him go insane at the Rumble.

No one is sure yet. We're all pulling for Baron Corbin.

 

[BaconBits]

Corbin should replace Aries as guest commentator for 205 Live. That could be hysterical.

I could see it now "These midgets should go back to Ring of Honor or whatever other crappy indie that nobody cares about."

 

[BaconBits]

Fuck. They couldn't make the trade happen over the break. These midgets are ripe for murdering.

 

[enviousdominous]

That's a kickass theme for Daivari.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I could see it now "These midgets should go back to Ring of Honor or whatever other crappy indie that nobody cares about."

Ring of Boredom. Corbin isn't going to respect that midget promotion.

 

[OYDK]

Every one of these guys are taller than me. Stop calling me a midget.

 

[Sean Valjean]

"The Most Exciting Hour On Television"

Except it only airs on the Network.

 

[Navi]

Oh this guy looks like a slinky in the ring. LOL

 

[Sean Valjean]

Even Batman and Superman ditched the outer undies, Dorado.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Every one of these guys are taller than me. Stop calling me a midget.

If I have to look down to see you, then I won't see your feeling being hurt.

 

[enviousdominous]

OH SHIT! IT'S GALLAGHER!

 

[Navi]

This guy is whiter than Sheamus. Is that even possible. Plus he's hilarious.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Jack Gallagher!

He deserves a Wrestlemania match just so he can fly into the Orange Bowl on an actual hot air balloon.

 

[Bernkastel]

Braun, I love you. But pick a fucking finisher and stick with it.

He's the man of 1,000 squash moves.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Hey! It can speak! And it has a character!

KEEP IT AWAY FROM CORBIN!

 

[enviousdominous]

I wonder if Gallagher is going to interfere in this match.

 

[Navi]

Every one of these guys are taller than me. Stop calling me a midget.

Just how tall are you?

 

[enviousdominous]

Gallagher went to Hogwarts, he made Lince disappear.

 

[Navi]

I wonder if Gallagher is going to interfere in this match.

Wait for it.

 

[BaconBits]

Every one of these guys are taller than me. Stop calling me a midget.

I'm sorry you can't ride roller coasters. They're really fun.