RAW 6/26: The Treasonous Golden Gauntlet Of Ambulance-Inducing Pain And Entouraging!

[klunderbunker]

....what does this have to do with professional wrestling?

 

[Bagpipes]

What in the blue fuck is happening?

 

[Navi]

This guy was dropped on his head numerous times as a kid.

 

[Slyfox696]

I don't know if I've ever been so happy to see Dean Ambrose...

 

[Wildcat66]

Well that happened and now we get a match.

 

[enviousdominous]

No Dean, nobody has ever said that and everyone is even less likely to say that now that you mentioned it.

 

[BestSportsEntertainer]

....what does this have to do with professional wrestling?

Few clicks on ESPN. Maybe a little media coverage from smaller networks.

If anything it'll remind people why they don't watch wrestling.

 

[BaconBits]

That shit makes that atrocious Alexa/Bayley skit from a few weeks back look like the best segment in history.

 

[Navi]

That was absolutely awful. I still have no idea what was going on or who they were. The guy was barking mad.

 

[Slash-LN]

That was an expected disaster.

 

[klunderbunker]

For you non-sports fans, that guy is basically what ESPN considers the greatest thing to happen to sports in years. He basically gets a daily segment on all their shows and runs his mouth about how he could beat Michael Jordan and Lonzo is the greatest thing in the world. To his credit, Lonzo himself comes off as rather mild mannered and down to earth. On the other hand, I've had warts more entertaining than LaVar.

 

[BestSportsEntertainer]

That shit makes that atrocious Alexa/Bayley skit from a few weeks back look like the best segment in history.

How about LaVar Ball: This is Your Life?

 

[Wildcat66]

I'm not a basketball guy, so it doesn't really bother me as much...

But LaVar's only switch seems to be loud and louder.

 

[Sagg1298]

Rest easy, Alexa Bliss and Bayley. Somehow, the worst segment of 2017 has just been topped.

 

[enviousdominous]

This episode of Raw is playing out like a bad episode of Nitro.

 

[BaconBits]

For you non-sports fans, that guy is basically what ESPN considers the greatest thing to happen to sports in years. He basically gets a daily segment on all their shows and runs his mouth about how he could beat Michael Jordan and Lonzo is the greatest thing in the world. To his credit, Lonzo himself comes off as rather mild mannered and down to earth. On the other hand, I've had warts more entertaining than LaVar.

Lonzo seems like a good kid. His dad and younger brothers are delusional dipshits though.

 

[Navi]

Few clicks on ESPN. Maybe a little media coverage from smaller networks.

If anything it'll remind people why they don't watch wrestling.

But you thought it would be perfect for him to be on, if your reply on the other thread was anything to go by. The guy is a nutter.

 

[Wildcat66]

So does that mean Alexa and Bayley are no longer in the doghouse? Cause apparently their segment has been topped for worst segment of 2017.

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh Bayley and Bliss have been saved. That might have been the dumbest thing I've ever seen outside of WCW. It really was that bad.

 

[Sagg1298]

The announcers had audible muffled laughter throughout that segment. It seemed clear producers backstage realized it's going downhill and sent Ambrose out early and pulled the plug.

 

[Slash-LN]

I may be wrong but it seemed like they played Dean's music early. Like they knew the segment was going horribly and decided to end it.

 

[klunderbunker]

The announcers had audible muffled laughter throughout that segment. It seemed clear producers backstage realized it's going downhill and sent Ambrose out early and pulled the plug.

Oh yeah you could tell is was cut early, especially when Ball kept talking over Ambrose.

 

[Wildcat66]

Oh yeah you could tell is was cut early, especially when Ball kept talking over Ambrose.

I've said it before and i'll say it again: When even WWE realizes that an angle or a storyline is crap, you're damn right it's crap.

 

[Sagg1298]

Oh Bayley and Bliss have been saved. That might have been the dumbest thing I've ever seen outside of WCW. It really was that bad.

Don't forget that segment where they had those lady hosts drinking and dancing with Adam Rose's entourage in the ring. I believe her name was Hoda?

 

[klunderbunker]

Don't forget that segment where they had those lady hosts drinking and dancing with Adam Rose's entourage in the ring. I believe her name was Hoda?

Don't you ever, EVER, question Hoda's crazy dance! She was dancing.

AND IT WAS CRAZY!!!