RAW 6/26: The Treasonous Golden Gauntlet Of Ambulance-Inducing Pain And Entouraging!

[Wildcat66]

Today on Monday Night RAW...

Goldust and R-Truth will finally settle their legendary rivalry in the ring in a pack of excited fans!

Hopefully, we'll hear more from Big Cass on his betrayal to Enzo Amore!

Brock Lesnar will be in the house, dishing out some dirt on Samoa Joe!

Alexa Bliss will go up against the world in a RAW gauntlet match!

The Miz has a new entourage, but will he regain the girl? Not if Dean Ambrose has anything to say about it!

And as for Braun and Roman? Well, let's just say that he's not finished with you and neither is he!

All this and more tonight on Monday Night RAW!

 

[Wildcat66]

Hey Roman, Braun's being wanting to write a book about you. What do you have to say about that?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

HOLLA! IF YA HEAR MEH!

 

[Wildcat66]

Gee, Braun sure does like ambulances. You think he grew up with Issac Yankem?

 

[enviousdominous]

Grandpa Simpson: That's my ambulance! I called for it an hour ago!

 

[klunderbunker]

HOLLA! IF YA HEAR MEH!

Thought the same. But alas, he's in TNA, missing roughly 50lbs of muscle last I saw.

 

[enviousdominous]

Huh, so Roman gets a free ride home tonight.

 

[Wildcat66]

It's my first time too. It's my first time hosting a live discussion, it's a night of firsts!

 

[enviousdominous]

Finn Balor and The Hardy Boyz!? We finally get team Fardy Boyz!

 

[Snugglebites]

Roman is just so good.

 

[Wildcat66]

Roman is just so good.

Yes...too good.

He must be taking the Triple H.

 

[BaconBits]

Roman as a shit talking tweener is exactly what he should have been from day one. They finally give him that character and the neckbeards that typically eat that shit up are still rejecting it. It's the whole reason why the WWE won't give you what you want and the largest percentage of the web "experts" are so far up their own asses that they don't realize it.

 

[enviousdominous]

Braun beats up ambulances so much, they'll need to make an ambulance for an ambulance at Great Balls of Fire.

 

[enviousdominous]

Cesaro looks like the bass player from Rammstein.

 

[Navi]

It's my first time too. It's my first time hosting a live discussion, it's a night of firsts!

Congrats. Now where's the refreshments?

 

[Snugglebites]

Samson will finally make Shesaro relevant.

 

[Navi]

Balor should really wear pants. He looks kind of creepy in a speedo with a leather jacket on.

 

[Wildcat66]

Congrats. Now where's the refreshments?

To your right. (Shows a bowl of punch with complentary cups and bags of chips)

We should also be expecting a delivery of Little Caesar sometime real soon. So stick around for that.

 

[Navi]

To your right. (Shows a bowl of punch with complentary cups and bags of chips)

We should also be expecting a delivery of Little Caesar sometime real soon. So stick around for that.

As long as there is crazy bread I'm down for Little Caesar's.

 

[Snugglebites]

Roman as a shit talking tweener is exactly what he should have been from day one. They finally give him that character and the neckbeards that typically eat that shit up are still rejecting it. It's the whole reason why the WWE won't give you what you want and the largest percentage of the web "experts" are so far up their own asses that they don't realize it.

But... But... He's not a heel.

 

[enviousdominous]

It's too bad that there's a wrestling match going on while Michael Cole is trying to interview that dork-ass from Transformers.

 

[klunderbunker]

As long as there is crazy bread I'm down for Little Caesar's.

Again.....you and I are WAY too similar.

 

[Slash-LN]

It's nice when the celebrity guests actually have respect for wrestling.

 

[Navi]

Again.....you and I are WAY too similar.

It's weird.

 

[Navi]

Okay I'm royally confused with this damm commentary tonight with the talking about movies and them trying to call the in ring action.