I'm not entertained. Sue me.
And yet, the majority of the audience in the arena is. So, when you say that the 5 Knuckle Shuffle is "******edly pointless", that is incorrect. A fist to your face would hurt, and the lead-up is entertainment to the crowd. Thus, not pointless.
Selling the move is irrelevant, when you really stop and think about it.
You brought it up. *shrugs*
Did you even read your second sentence before you typed it? If both hands are around the neck...where do they meet? Throat. Windpipe, maybe?
The forearms are causing pressure on both sides of the neck. He clasps his hands in front of the neck, just under the chin. At no point are his hands closing off the windpipe, and thus not a choke.
See?
The fact that they still sell a sleeper as a non-choke is one of the WWE's dumb little idiosyncrasies that should be done away with. The difference in the sleeper is that it isn't sold to look like a choke. However, the STFU looks very much like choking to me.
How is a Sleeper Hold or the STFU a choke? I don't understand. Have you not seen the referee slide his hand up under a wrestler's arms to make sure it's not constricting the windpipe? I know I have. A choke is when you cut off oxygen from the outside to the lungs. A sleeper cuts off blood flow to the brain.
And, for the record, it's not just one of the "WWE's dumb little idiosyncrasies". If I'm not mistaken Samoa Joe uses a "Rear Naked Choke"....correct?
Don't worry about it. You're comparing two guys who function on acrobatics. Misterio's matches have no more "logic" or realism in them than a fight scene on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. It's just more accepted because it's en vogue to claim RVD is a spot monkey. Lucha is spot-monkeyism when you get right down to it. It's all high spots.
*Sigh*. The difference between Mysterio and RVD is that Mysterios move have a point, and cohesion between them. Sure, he flies a lot, but that doesn't make him a "spot monkey" as it is termed these days. RVDs spots are just random spots, many times painfully obvious they are being set-up, and really do very little to contribute to the story of the match. Mysterio matches flow, transitions between spots is usually done so well, you don't even know they are coming until it's happening, and Mysterio's matches tell a story.
Completely different in how they uses their high-flying. But, that's all I'm going to say on this. Let's just talk Cena.
WWE event. Not some poorly stitched ECW asswipe that everyone knew was going to stink going in. I'm talking an actual WWE event from one of the two big shows. I apologize for not being specific, Sly.
So wait. You're telling me that on a tri-branded PPV, with every match being competed for a title, with Cena in a Fatal Four-way match in the main-event...failed because Cena was champion?
I'm sorry, but that makes no sense to me. And, it doesn't change the fact that PPV buys in 2006 were up from 2005. This is simply a fact.
Looking at Benoit's follow-up to the Wrestlemania program and the lovely saddling with a complete waste of space like Kane...let's just say I'm surprised it got the ratings it did. Edge would've been fine by me as the long-standing heel by the summer of 2005 (circumstances notwithstanding injury stuff or crap involving Matt Hardy). My choices were two other guys who are doing much better in TNA right now (and I know you know who I'm referring to). RVD just didn't get the preferential "Stone Cold" welcome back after his problems came to a head. For pete's sake, he's been in High Times. It's not like people didn't know he was on weed. The WWE commentary staff plugged his/Misterio's tandem move in the most unclever fashion imaginable. Even with some of those names like Orton, Taker, and HHH, it wouldn't matter much anyway. As I've stated in numerous other threads, with the quality of booking they do, they'd find a way to ruin just about anything.
Then, why would they take the title off someone who is successful, and making them successful, despite what you feel is poor booking? It doesn't change the fact that Cena is a better champion then anyone they have at their disposal.
If not Edge? At this point, they're screwed. And they did it to themselves. All of the potential marquee players they had to fill the void and build into credible heels for the faces to chase are out (Angle, Christian, Jericho,).
Umm, no. Christian is the only one you can say they chased out. They were going to give Angle the time off that he wanted, to get himself into shape. He chose to go to TNA. Jericho left of his own volition, and with the WWE's blessing. He wanted to pursue another medium of entertainment. And, you're avoiding the question really. You said they could do better if they pushed someone "with talent". I said who, and you can't give me anyone. Point proven.
Actually, I was stupid enough to pay for it on PPV. I also made sure to cut it out of my VHS dubbing. The crowd didn't give a rat's ass for half the match. If it wasn't for the fact that it was for THE TITLE, it might as well have been the opener. The fact is they were blown out of the water by a medicated Angle and an old HBK. Simple as that. A couple of last gimmie pops by an audience for a finisher in an otherwise pathetic attempt for a main event is NOT going to cut the mustard with me. It may do you wonders, but that isn't really my problem. No see saw back-and-forth action. No solid intrigue or great near falls. A borefest that wasn't saved by a last gasp of an ultra-predictable, cookie-cutter, good-guy ending that we'd get to see plenty more of in times to come.
Now you are changing your tune. You said that no one cared about John Cena's title win. You were very clearly wrong. Why not just admit it?
Never again. Twice was enough.
Then don't continue to claim that people didn't care when Cena won the title.
My point that I'm trying to get across to you is that HBK spent loads of time honing his craft until he got the rub. Cena just showed up as a pretty boy on the first night and they let him look good against Kurt freakin' Angle?!? Vince has a hard-on for bodybuilders who can talk. Cena is no exception.
But, what the hell does that have to do with Cena's ability to wrestle quality matches or be a big draw? I don't understand. Cena is a good wrestler, I think so, Dave Meltzer thinks so (for what that's worth) and a good number of WWE fans think so.
Since I'm lazy, calculate the matches for Michaels from 1995 on. Not so I can win any sort of argument, but because I'd actually like to know what he scores. I think you are the only person who researches more than me. Although, I do divvy up my time geeking out to comic books, movies, and music, so I do what I can, Sly.
Well, I'm going to assume 1995 on because that's when he got pushed to the main event. So, in comparison, I'll take Cena's 3 star matches from 2005 on.
HBK - 80 matches that were rated 3 star or above. 3 years for his first run 95-98, and 5 years from 2002-2007. So, 8 years total. 80 divided by 8 equals 10. HBK averages 10 matches a year that is rated three star or above.
Cena - 2005-2007. That is approximately 2 and a half years. In that time he has had 25 matches rated 3 stars or better by Meltzer. 25 divided by 2.5 equals 10. Cena averages 10 matches a year that is rated three star or above.
Again, using the only recognized authority of the star system, Cena fairs equally with Shawn Michaels.
Proper climactic build that finishes at a fever pitch? Body part work. All of the old stables of extended match work that Cena is foreign to. Look at some of the other matches that Michaels has been in that were extended. Angle? Hart? The psychology was always there and there was serious realistic intrigue to the matches. Hell, Michaels even made Sid entertaining. Let's also talk a proper build in the matches. Take for example the Cena/Umaga Last Man Standing match you revere so much. Cena can't even find the way out of the match. The crowd was deflated by the ending point of it because he didn't have the smarts to end it with the first rope choke.
First off, if you think Michaels called his matches against Hart, I would have to STRONGLY disagree with you.
Second, you are taking a LOT of liberties here. For example, how do you know it wasn't Umaga's idea to get up the first time, which required Cena to put the ring-rope STFU back on? Second of all, Cena's offense ALWAYS works the back and the head. Always. That's limb psychology. And, if we're going to say that he didn't call his match against HBK, then he certainly didn't call his match against Jericho, Angle, or HHH. So, blame them for the lack of psychology. Or quit finding every excuse in the book to explain that Cena is not a good wrestler, and come to the much simpler conclusion that he is. It's amazing all of the different ways that people want to attribute successful Cena matches, instead of looking at the most simple explanation.
Side A:
Jericho carried him
Angle carried him
HHH carried him
RVD carried him
Edge carried him
HBK carried him
Gimmick matches
Only women and children like him
Only pushed because of bodybuilder look
Etc.
Side B:
Cena is good
Which one of those explanations seems to carry more weight? The one where the stars have to basically align for everything to work out as well as it has for Cena...or the one that says Cena is good. I'm going with Side B.
So then, length of match is a big determinant in skill of a wrestler and in quality of a match. Are you kidding me? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? That, to be qualified as the type of guy who doesn't have to be carried you have to routinely put on 30 minute matches or longer? I'm sorry, but you're going to have to come up with something better than that.
Yes, his knee damn sure did. Michaels spent an extended period putting a "Horsemen-esque" beatdown on it. Cena promptly got up and "he-manned" his way to an illogical comeback. Over-selling the first shot was not a problem at all.
Yes it was. Do you even remember what Michaels did to make Cena go hobbling around like he got his leg shot off?
Well, just take a look at Cena's previous matches. Now if you can sit there and tell me with in all honesty that Cena had EVER put on a match that got the response THROUGHOUT that his two matches with HBK did, had the length they did (and didn't involve The friggin' Chamber) I'll rest my case on this point. I don't believe in coincidences, when it comes to quality of work, Sly. Neither should you.
This one is too easy. RVD at ONS had a BETTER response throughout, HHH at WM 22, and Umaga at Royal Rumble.
Were they as long? No, but who cares about that? Match quality isn't determined by length.
Being the champ means you wear a belt. It doesn't mean you're in charge. Do you think Batista called Undertaker's spots at Mania? I mean, he was the champ right?
And Bret Hart told Ric Flair that he was going to call his matches as the champ. More often than not, the champ is going to call the match.
The response is everything. Despite everything that Rock did...THEY LOVED HIM. Despite everything Cena does...many HATE HIM. Understand now?
No, because that is completely irrelevant to the original point. The point was, that part of what makes Cena suck is because he is failing as a face because people boo him. So, he sucks. My point is that Rock must suck, because he got cheered as a heel. So Rock sucks.
You countered with "Well, they turned Rock". Great. That's just dandy. Has nothing to do with if they suck or not, as that is a management decision. So, if Cena sucks because he can't stay over as a face, then Rock sucks because he had people wanting him to "die" when he was a face, and he had people cheer him when he was a heel. So, according to this logic, The Rock sucks.
It's not my logic, and I don't believe it, but let's be consistent about this.
Would you care to back this up? I honestly want to know what makes a great professional wrestling match and what makes Cena so great. Does this mean Cena/Khali really was better than Joe/Angle? The further you get away from WWE, the less resticted the wrestlers tend to be. This leads to more improvisation, more creative dialogue betwenn the wrestlers and more "extreme" moves being used in a match. This also usually leads to wrestlers being able to move up and down through the card. For me, that makes for better wrestling.
What do you mean would I care to back this up? What do you think the last ten pages of my posts have been?
No, Cena/Khali was not better than Joe/Angle. But Cena/HBK 2 was better than Angle/Joe 1. I think many people would agree with that. I know Kasey will, because Cena/HBK 2 is longer.
I've never seen Savage/Steamboat, I'll admit that much.
You should man. It's absolutely fantastic. Go buy the Wrestlemania 3 DVD they released. With Savage/Steamboat and Hogan/Andre, it is completely worth it.
So perhaps you have seen more wrestling than me, so what?
You brought it up. *shrugs*
I mean currently, of course. But with HBK out with an injury and unwilling take the title - although I'm not certain they'd ever strip Mr. "The Champ is here to make you vomit, yo!" of the title - it's likely we'll never know.
Well, if you are talking currently, then it is an invalid point, as HBK doesn't want the belt. So, whether he can draw more of not doesn't matter, because they can't give him the belt anyways. And, when HBK was in the prime of his life, like Cena is now, he didn't draw as well. That is a fact.
Actually, it's called unsuspending the crowd's state of disbelief, leading us to think "what the fuck? Get up and punch this asshole, I would."
As opposed to every other wrestling move that completely requires the assistance of another person? I mean, could you be any more hypocritical?
That's like saying "if I was ******ed like that ******, I'd be ******ed and people would say so". If Benoit would perform such a move, he would most likely do it correctly. If, hypothetically, he didn't, no attention would be brought to it. In that way, your point is correct. However, it would still be improperly applied, would it not?
No, it's like saying that "Well, I really don't know what the move is, but because Cena does it, it must suck, and because Cena sucks he must apply it wrong." and then when Benoit puts it on exactly the same way "Oh he is such a technical masterpiece. What do you mean you don't know what an STS is? Watch Benoit because he puts it on the way it should be". Point being, people think the move is bad because it's Cena, not because of the move or the way it is applied.
And, the move IS applied correctly and legally.