Save Me by Shinedown is heard in the arena as the reigning and defending OCW World Heavyweight Champion, and by default the boss of OCW, makes his way to the ring. Last Sunday at Gates of Hell, Monkey was able to defeat his final challenger Papa Shango and establish himself as the undisputed king of OCW. Accompanied by Murfish, CCS, Trademark, and the turncoat known as DeSade, Monkey is in his finest splendor, dressed in a custom made suit lined in gold, and wearing the OCW Championship around his trim waste. Of course, he has his own mic.
Hear ye, hear ye. Now that I have your attention, I'd just like to say...
I TOLD YOU I WOULD DO IT! I TOLD YOU ALL!!! Everyone said the Voodoo Man would be the end of my days as champion, but once again, I have proven each and every one of you wrong. I have beaten everybody that there is to beat. I've beaten Shango, Norcal, IC, Thriller, Rusty, and of course, the first man that I beat. Wait a second. Beat isn't the right word. When it comes to KB, I...For the love of all things good and holy, what do you want now?
The scientist that has been pestering Monkey for the last three months is out at ringside again, clipboard in hand, desperately trying to get a chance to speak with Monkey.
Never in my life have I gotten so sick of seeing someone as much as I'm sick of looking at you. Tonight is supposed to be my crowning glory and I have to look at your stupid face all over again. Get in here. You've got 2 minutes. Say what you've been trying to say and get this over with.
The man in the white coat steps into the ring tentatively as this is hardly what he's used to doing.
Mr. Monkey sir, it has come to my attention that the flowers around Mr. KB's grave have been continuously dying.
Monkey nearly hits him for this being the subject but using his infiniate patience and wisdom is able to effortlessly avoid such a thing. (give me a break. The guy signs my check)
I took the liberty of conducting a study as to why these flowers continued to die. Upon further investigation I discovered that they were constantly being poisoned. After testing the soil, I found battery acid in it.
Monkey's face is clearly interested now as he's not sure where this is going.
The acid seemed to be coming from the grave of Mr. KB himself. I was left with no choice but to dig up the grave and as I looked inside the casket, I say KB lying there with all of his skin on his body. Clearly this was impossible as he had been dead for nearly 6 months. I took his body back to my laboratory where I found this in his head.
The scientist holds up a screw.
It was then that I discovered this was no man at all. KB was a machine!
