Alright, here we go.
NFC
West - 49ers, 10-6
Its finally our fucking time. Even if Alex Smith doesn't even do GOOD, we should still be able to get this done, for lack of competition. Linehart has looked like shit in Arizona, and well, the Rams are the Rams. I worry slightly about the Seahawks, but luckily, we tend to own them. We have what is looking like a dominant defense, the emergence of yet another huge bruising runner in Anthony Dixon, and what is looking like a strong offensive line. Im not entirely confident, but I am thinking we can get this done.
East - Cowboys, 11-5
Even though they look like they have never actually been on a football field in the game I am watching. These jackasses have been huge paper lions for about 4 years running now, so if they don't come through this year, I will never pick them for anything ever again in my life. They look loaded on both sides of the ball, but, we say this every year. I pretty much lost any and all faith in the Giants during last years hindenburg-esque collapse. Jacobs is done for the most part, the offensive line is leaky, and they didnt do enough to improve a defense that rolled over last year. The Redskins will be much more competitve, and may be a suprise playoff hunter, but there just isnt enough in year one of the Shanahan era to truly compete. The Eagles just have way too many questions to take them seriously at the offset, but they are loaded with young talent and playmakers. If Bradley comes back from that knee injury, and Kolb has a top ten preformance, these guys could be a serious dark horse.
North - Packers 12-4
Would have been the Vikings until Sidney Rice went down in flames. This pick is pretty much split down the middle between everyone who knows anything, and given the injury to one of the best guys on the Vikings, along with the unreliability of Percy Harvin('s health) makes me change my mind. Couple that with the fact that the Packers have looked like an absolute juggernaught for the entire pre season as well. I really didn't get a warm fuzzy about them not addressing their biggest flaw in the offseason (pass protection) but they have looked great so far. The Bears will be fun to watch, but not a complete enough team to compete. The Lions, while improving, are still years from contending.
South - Saints 13-3
I will be honest, the Saints make me very, very nervous. I have NEVER seen a luckier team in my life than last year. God above pre ordained that the Saints were going to win the Super Bowl last year. Teams who live life off other teams fuck ups eventually run out of luck. The team however, returned most of their starters from last year, and added good depth in the offseason. They have looked great so far in pre-season, so I will go with them as of this writing. The Bucaneers are awful, and didn't do much to improve. It is a fucking circus down there. The Falcons are fairly solid, but I have zero faith in Ryan, or the team in general. Ryan did well, but was extremely overrated his rookie season, and proved that in his sophmore year. I dont feel they are especially weak, probably good for a record between 7 -9 and 9-7, but I just dont especially like anything about them.
NFC Wild Cards - Vikings, Panthers
YEA I SAID IT. What do the Panthers have? The best running back stable in the league. One of the best run blocking offensive lines in the league. A top ten defense. You know what they DONT have? Jake Delhomme single fucking handedly loosing games for them. The guy was an absolute turnover machine, easliy and clearly the worst starting QB in the league last year. I dont think people properly appreciate how well Matt Moore preformed in his stead, he put up VERY good numbers, much better than the ones Kevin Kolb put up in Philadelphia. They also have a coach who is absolutely 110% getting fired if they do not go to the playoffs. You guys heard it here first.
West - 49ers
East - Cowboys
North - Packers
South - Saints
Wild Cards - Vikings, Panthers
Passing Leader - Aaron Rodgers
Receiving Leader - Greg Jennings
Rushing Leader - Adrian Peterson
Tackles - Patrick Willis
Sacks - Jared Allen
AFC Post and predictions coming soon.
NFC Champions: Vikings
Dark Horse Contender: Cowboys