Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

[Tastycles]

Better than Slyfox696.com

http://www.homepages.ucl.ac.uk/~zcqsc55/index.html

I don't think I've ever put less effort into anything in my entire life. I got my girlfriend at the time to do most of it. Actually, I think we'd broken up by that point, which is reflected in the quality.

 

[Bernkastel]

You've got quite a few talents that I never knew about; interesting.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I love London because public transport is one of my passions.

And how!

 

[Tastycles]

And now, a pause for arrogance.

Tastycles' School's GCSE results. Guess which year I was in.

_____2005 2004 2003
%A* 8.8% 9.7% 6.8%

But seriously, if anyone knows which exam board I did maths in, I'd love to know! Otherwise I can't go to University, despite having a degree in Physics.

 

[Барбоса]

Were you being ironic when you spelt pretentious wrong on your Interests page?

 

[Tastycles]

I don't think I did any of the typing, I just told her what to put. There was another spelling doozy on there somewhere.

 

[Барбоса]

It is a work of art.

I can imagine myself doing a similar job, you know, if i was ever forced to make a website.

 

[Tastycles]

It was literally the most pointless course I've ever done. I turned up absolutely ********d with two girls off my course once, and we decided it would be funny to randomly sing happy birthday to people in there. I'm not sure why we thought that, in hindsight.

 

[Барбоса]

I am so glad that I have managed to avoid the rise of computer based courses. Think I took one at school, some RSA exam in typing ie. secretarial work, and have never been so proud to fail a course.

Except maybe my GCSE RE. That was the worst kind of conformist shite with exam questions that essentially asked you to lie in your answer and say that you would definitely act like the Good Samaritan in any given scenario, rather than saying what you would actually do.

Probably the only times in my life that I have openly rebelled against something.

It felt good.

 

[Tastycles]

Oh, I did that. I don't think we actually did the exams though. I've used Excel in my working life and Uni to quite an advanced level for about 5 years now, and have never found it necessary to show formulae, which seemed to be every other question in the above.

I always used to rebel at school, but never in exams. I'm too competitive to let them beat me.

 

[Барбоса]

I was/am competitive but rather strangely never when it came to exams.

Perhaps my hatred for any kind of revision was strong enough to overcome any competitive streak.

As for computers, anything I know, which is admittedly not that much in the grand scheme, is essentially self-taught

 

[Tastycles]

What the fuck. Facebook has given me timeline. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

 

[Shotaro]

And now, a pause for arrogance.

Tastycles' School's GCSE results. Guess which year I was in.

_____2005 2004 2003
%A* 8.8% 9.7% 6.8%

But seriously, if anyone knows which exam board I did maths in, I'd love to know! Otherwise I can't go to University, despite having a degree in Physics.

Call your old school, they should be able to tell you - exams officers keep records of that going back absolutely bloody donkey's years.

You left school in 2004.

You going back to do a Masters? Or you doing a PGCE or something? You should be able to get away with doing a cheap and nasty Level 2 functional Maths exam (Learn Direct or something) which will get you through the door if you can't find out your GCSE exam board.

 

[Барбоса]

If you have your GCSE certificate, it might say on that.

 

[Shotaro]

If you have your GCSE certificate, it might say on that.

This, although I assumed he would have lost it if he were asking.

If I had to hazard a guess at an exam board I would say EdExcel, they're the most popular by a long way and have been for over a decade.

 

[Tastycles]

I left school in 2006, I did my GCSE's in 2004. It's alright, my friend still had her results transcript, so I got in touch with the board. It was Edexcel. It's annoying, I think I knew all my other exam boards, except that one!

 

[Milkyway!]

Do you have a Facebook? I used to really enjoy bugging the shit out of you. It may not have been anywhere near as fun for you, but I enjoyed it. We should definitely get back in touch. Eh?

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Facebook gave me Timeline too. I got mad for a second, but then I realized...I don't ever look at my own profile. And everybody else already had it anyways. So really, who gives a shit?

 

[Milkyway!]

Facebook gave me Timeline too. I got mad for a second, but then I realized...I don't ever look at my own profile. And everybody else already had it anyways. So really, who gives a shit?

I for one was distraught when Facebook anally raped me with their timeline. I liked the old setup better. A lot better.

 

[Miko]

I think you liked that Masterchef Synth video, so I reckon you'd really enjoy this. Recommended for all to watch.

[YOUTUBE]DcJFdCmN98s[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Tastycles]

Facebook gave me Timeline too. I got mad for a second, but then I realized...I don't ever look at my own profile. And everybody else already had it anyways. So really, who gives a shit?

I don't particularly want it to be easy for prospective employers / lovers to be able to easily access the pearls of wisdom I wrote when I looked like this:

Do you have a Facebook? I used to really enjoy bugging the shit out of you. It may not have been anywhere near as fun for you, but I enjoyed it. We should definitely get back in touch. Eh?

I do, if you find me, you can add me, my real name is on here often enough. I rarely use facebook chat though

I think you liked that Masterchef Synth video, so I reckon you'd really enjoy this. Recommended for all to watch.

[YOUTUBE]DcJFdCmN98s[/YOUTUBE]

I'm a big fan of things set to Autotune, and this was no exception.

 

[Tastycles]

I got so drunk last night that I thought it reasonable to tie a sleeping stranger's shoes together on the tube. Fortunately, somebody nice on the train undid my work.

 

[Lee]

Someone nice on the tube?

Next week I'm out with people from Currys, Which includes the girl who poured the pint in that pub.

 

[Tastycles]

I recommend staying soberer than that guy did.

Yeah. What was amusing about it was that everyone else on there found it funny, but also felt they had to condemn me but also had to save face. So they were like "how would you feel if you woke up with shoes tied together?" and I was like "I'd think it was weird but funny, and then they were like "yeah yeah, me too, but you shouldn't have done it".

Which is true.

 

[Tastycles]

Last night (my leaving do from work) I got so drunk that on the way home I shouted "oi mate!" at a fox and then gave it a thumbs up when it looked at me.