Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Does anyone know what time it is?

It's either 9:15 and my technology has changed the time for itself, or its 10:15 and it hasn't.

I might be able to help should I know where the hell you are... lol

 

[Tastycles]

Wales. I am now fairly confident that it is really 9:36.

 

[¡Roján!]

It is now 11.16, for what it is worth.

 

[Tastycles]

In Lincoln. The girl I came here with just bought 8 (eight) jäger bombs!

 

[Барбоса]

In Lincoln. The girl I came here with just bought 8 (eight) jäger bombs!

Just warming up then

 

[Lee]

Since it was announced this week that Randy Orton will no longer be a part of the upcoming "Marine 3" film, The Wrestling Observer is reporting that WWE has been considering CM Punk, John Cena, Cody Rhodes, JTG and Kofi Kingston for the project's lead role.

Saw this, thought of you.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Alex Riley wrote to The One Show. I hope you saw that.

 

[Lee]

Alex Jones was on would I lie to you. I hope you saw that.

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Tastycles]

Yep. I can see my disbelief suspended from the top of the Eiffel Tower and it's still not enough.

In other news, Pizza Hut have stop the £8 offer, but the "ONE POUND!" man now has an apprentice, who isn't as good.

 

[Tastycles]

Friend staying at my house. Still a student. £1 a pint. Guess the rest.

 

[Lee]

£1 a pint? Bloody hell prices are expensive these days.

 

[Tastycles]

I'm almost tempted to order my drinks in a Geordie Shore fashion, such is the cheapness.

 

[Lee]

Dee it.

 

[Tastycles]

Somehow I ended up on the floor of the student club mimicking that radiohead video when that radiohead song came on.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You do it to yourself, you do.

 

[Tastycles]

You do it to yourself, you do.

Quite.

So I had a dream last night. It was really mundane, but featured a bit where Becca and a girl I went to primary school with were arguing over "C+ Maximum levels" on Facebook, which is apparently a nursing term. A quick check this morning shows that

a) There is no such thing as C+ Maximum Levels
b) Becca and the girl I knew in 1999 don't know each other.

 

[Tastycles]

Last night started with a quiet pint in Fulham, and ended with dancing with an Italian girl in a pool of someone else's blood.

 

[Lee]

Sounds like a quiet one for you but please do expand.

 

[Tastycles]

My Mackem mate went to the game yesterday, and I went for a pint with him, his mates and my flatmate afterwards. His mates left, but then we kept drinking and thought it was a good idea to go to this festival thing they have in Camden on May bank holiday. We went there, and everywhere lets you in for free as they want the festival people to get in. One of the places we went out, I started dancing with an Italian girl, who could hardly speak English, and who was going back to Genova today.

The floor was slippy as fuck, but I didn't really think anything of it until the bouncers came over with torches and hot soapy water and realised it was blood. The whole dancefloor was fucking covered in it, so I don't know if someone had been glassed or something earlier. My flatmate's shoes were like white plimsole things, and they are fucking covered in blood. He had a photo on facebook, but he's taken it down, otherwise I'd link it here.

 

[Барбоса]

I've a similar gory experience on a dancefloor. There was a girl dancing with with her shoes off basically right beside a bottle bank. Needless to say, her feet were in ruins and the floor was a mess but she was so drunk she failed to notice

 

[Tastycles]

Aforementioned shoes. The picture doesn't do as much justice to how badly fucked they are.

 

[Lee]

That's a very gay pose.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Don't worry - you can get white plimsolls from Primark for about six pounds. Bleed as much as you like.

 

[Tastycles]

I told him this. He said they were £6 Primark plimsolls bought to replace old ones.

Also, moving house, again. Not sure where exactly, but probably in Sam's neck of the woods, which could lead to an awkward bumping into each other whilst out socially.

Tastycles This is Sam
Sam This is Tastycles
Friend of Sam Is that your real name?
Tastycles Yes
Friend of either How do you know each other?
Sam From School Tastycles (simultaneously) From Work
Sam Tasty, you mug!!