In which place would you like to have sex?

Now that I am thinking about it. Underwater sex would be impossible. Unless you want to look like dorks with gear on. No kissing, no blowjobs. Just straight sex. Dont look at each other either becuase if you see the breathing apparatus you wont want to have sex with that person again.





Id still do it though.

I would recommend that you neither have sex nor *********e in a pool. There can be dire and disgusting consequences.
 
I would recommend that you neither have sex nor *********e in a pool. There can be dire and disgusting consequences.

Wait.. why not? Call it a curiousity.. but uhm, for purpose sake.. answer quickly. :lmao:

Wait.. do hot tubs in hotel's count? If so.. answer quickly. LOL
 
Wait.. why not? Call it a curiousity.. but uhm, for purpose sake.. answer quickly. :lmao:

Wait.. do hot tubs in hotel's count? If so.. answer quickly. LOL

Just as long as there aren't any filters present to entrap your johnson or vacuum out your intestines from your ass, I think you'll be fine...have fun doin' the deed in the hot tub!!!
 
Just as long as there aren't any filters present to entrap your johnson or vacuum out your intestines from your ass, I think you'll be fine...have fun doin' the deed in the hot tub!!!

Oh, that's it? Phew. Yeah.. I've already had sex in a hot tub.. tons of times. LOL I thought you was about to tell me my dangly was about to fall of.
 
My first time happened with her best friend sitting on the end of the bed watching TV...

After about the third time she got kicked in the ass, she turned around and screamed...Then, watched for a second, and went back to TV...
 
:lmao: Am I the only person who had a completely normal first time?

Or is normal with people watching and I did it wrong? :lmao:
 
The list of places I believe sex would be interesting in/at..

(in no order)

Hospital, Park, Wal*Mart, Furniture Store, Church, McDonald's, School Playground, and the hallway of a Hotel.

Places sex have been good at.

(in no order)

Staircase. Floor. Wall. Chair. Couch. Bent over couch. Bent over chair. Bed.

Places sex haven't been good at.

(in no order)

Car.

That is all.
 
:lmao: Am I the only person who had a completely normal first time?

Or is normal with people watching and I did it wrong? :lmao:

First times, are never normal. Even if it's just the two of you, there's an awkwardness.

My first time was meant to just be the two of us, but everytime we tried, our friends would turn into attention ****es. So, one night we said screw this and went at it. After that, it was rare that any of our group of friends had sex without someone in the same room, same house, or even doing their own thing somewhere on the same bed. It was a rather wild time...

Too bad my ex was horrible :glare:
 
First times, are never normal. Even if it's just the two of you, there's an awkwardness.

My first time was meant to just be the two of us, but everytime we tried, our friends would turn into attention ****es. So, one night we said screw this and went at it. After that, it was rare that any of our group of friends had sex without someone in the same room, same house, or even doing their own thing somewhere on the same bed. It was a rather wild time...

Too bad my ex was horrible :glare:

It wasn't awkward for me. But your way sounds like so much more fun! :lmao:
 
First times, are never normal. Even if it's just the two of you, there's an awkwardness.

I'm disagreeing. My first-time was as storybook as could've ever been.

It was with the one girl I'd truly, deeply and more than anything, loved. It was some-odd 8 monthes in the making too. lol
 
The list of places I believe sex would be interesting in/at..

(in no order)

Hospital, Park, Wal*Mart, Furniture Store, Church, McDonald's, School Playground, and the hallway of a Hotel.

Working in a hotel, I can tell you that there is not greater thrill than sex in the hotel pool after hours. Also, having sex on your desk, while on the clock is pretty insane too. The hallway though, sucks. Chances are, you'd be doing it at night, and you'd be amazed at how slow the traffic is in hotel hallways at night. Besides the pool, and office, the places I'd best recommend would be in the restaurant after hours (because they all have cameras, and that's just hotness), foreplay on a lobby couch (it's amazing how clueless some employees are), and in a ballroom after a wild party before it's been cleaned up (there's usually all sorts of stuff to fuck around on)...
 

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