santinoistight44
SFAC official slave
lol
Embarrassing Sex Moments
- Thread starter FromTheSouth
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Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
Yeah, I haven't prank called anyone since I've been an adult. It's a misdemeanor if ya do. I should know, I got one for pranking my old boss who harassed me til I quit. Ah, the irony.
santinoistight44
SFAC official slave
lol can you call someone if youre younger than 14?
If you can dial full telephone number's, You can.
santinoistight44
SFAC official slave
tight... the math teacher is so in for it
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
Ummm, you need to find new guys, i can get one with my teeth
HBK-aholic
Shawn Michaels ❤
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
We invented the term "Kissin cousins"
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
It's harder to position yourself to do it then it is to do just do it.
Now the more endowed ladies, with the four clasp bra, that might take one hand, but never two. It takes longer to get hand to titty contact if you use both. Precious seconds must be saved.
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
^^^Proves how easy it is to lie over the Internet.^^^
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
taking off a bra isn't rocket science...
plus it's all about holding one side still while pulling the other side in a >>>>|||| motion
but in any event goodnight ladies and gentlemen and monkeys
plus it's all about holding one side still while pulling the other side in a >>>>|||| motion
but in any event goodnight ladies and gentlemen and monkeys
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
It was only a joke. Jeebers...FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
i know...me too
(I'm such a geek, I have to get up for work in 5 hours and i fake goodnighted just to get a response and make sure i wasn't pissing off the WZ all stars. i love this site. other forums are so hateful)
(I'm such a geek, I have to get up for work in 5 hours and i fake goodnighted just to get a response and make sure i wasn't pissing off the WZ all stars. i love this site. other forums are so hateful)
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
Will = rookie with bra removal. Why? Because Will doesn't have to remove bras.. they remove themselves. 
Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
Will = rookie with bra removal. Why? Because Will doesn't have to remove bras.. they remove themselves.
Oh god, Will is Chuck Norris! lol
Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
That's because you don't date real men. Boys concentrate on the hooks. Real men know that the hooks are not important and just use the snap technique. Wahlah, bra undone.
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
I think the more important factor is.. boys concentrate on undoing them, themselves. Whereas 'Men' don't bother.
If the Woman wants sex, the bra will find it's way off.. besides.. I've often had sessions in which the bra doesn't even get removed.I'm more centered on what's below, then the flotation devices up top.
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
She still won't let me bust it anywhere near the facial area. I'ma surprise her with it one day though.. she's asleep right now, I might just go surprise her now.
I can see it now. The slow eye opening experience and POW right in the kisser. Nope, that ain't Folger's in your cup, it's Will in your eye!
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
I'll use that as my excuse when she gets pissed off.
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
Will in your eye doesn't just set the standard of your morning, it sets the standard of your whole day.
How about Big Willy in your eye.
