Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
I usually dont have to do it though. Most of the time girls are MORE than happy to take of their own clothes to progress things along
Embarrassing Sex Moments
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Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
Now, I'm perfectly capable of taking off a bra. But why can't the girl take it off? I have to take all my clothes off myself. Why can't they?
HBK-aholic
Shawn Michaels ❤
Yeah, I can imagine that. Surprised they go to yours with clothes on at all.I was going to write "come to yours" but I just had a feeling it'd be taken the wrong way.
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
You dirty, dirty girl.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
I was going to write "come to yours" but I just had a feeling it'd be taken the wrong way.
and Shango, ussually they take mine off as well. its usually all happens very fast. Ive like never had just a firts kiss. its usually first 100 kisses along with clothing removal LOL
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
How I wish I could be you. They just rip thier clothes off as you walk up to them, don't they?
HBK-aholic
Shawn Michaels ❤
*Note to self* Give NorCal a first kiss only.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
actually the funniest situations have been when me and this girl will just be sitting there, like at the apt, or the hotel room as it were, and its damn near like there is a huge neon sighn over the top of use saying
"WHY DONT YOU TWO JUST FUCKING GET IT OVER WITH"
fastest time was within an hour. a hooters girl. for the 1st of 2 sessions on the night. a fine time was had by all. that was an awesome weekend LOL
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
big ol fake titties too. Id say that was one of the better conquests, but it wasnt. it was pretty clearly obvious she wanted to fuck me about 2 seconds after laying eyes on me
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
Probably more like three seconds. It takes two full seconds to be able to fully take in the sexiness that is NorCal.
HBK-aholic
Shawn Michaels ❤
Two seconds?? If I saw NorCal in the street I'd freeze simply due to one person not being able to handle that much hotness so fast. I was like that the first time I saw Shawn wrestle live too.
Dark Blaze
Say what I want, when I want.
Wtf? I've been able to unhook a bra with one hand since I was 11.
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
Shut up, Blaze. Noone wants to hear about "game night" with mommy.
Dark Blaze
Say what I want, when I want.
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
Not even the least bit clever.
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
You want creative shango? Just ask your mom how creative I was last night.
Dark Blaze
Say what I want, when I want.
Not even the least bit clever.
Yup, the joke you dropped was unbelievably clever. Not predictable in the slightest.
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
^^^This^^^
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
Really? Cuz I'd have thought people would have expected a joke about you being a virgin. Or gay. Or both. Most likely both.
Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
Um yeah. How about you chime back in when you can unhook a bra with one hand....through a sweater. Notice I did NOT say from UNDER a sweater, I said from THROUGH a sweater. As in, when your hands even go under the sweater, you can touch full fleshy breast.
Dark Blaze
Say what I want, when I want.
Once again, creative. How do you think of them?
Dark Blaze
Say what I want, when I want.
Um yeah. How about you chime back in when you can unhook a bra with one hand....through a sweater. Notice I did NOT say from UNDER a sweater, I said from THROUGH a sweater. As in, when your hands even go under the sweater, you can touch full fleshy breast.
Lol, my sleep-deprived mind took that as my hands going through the sweater, literally.
Yeah, I've never touched a boob...at 16. Pathetic.
Oh woe is me.
