Embarrassing Sex Moments

[Spunky]

Lol, my sleep-deprived mind took that as my hands going through the sweater, literally.

Yeah, I've never touched a boob...at 16. Pathetic.



Oh woe is me.

Shango's joke doesn't sound to farfetched now!

You've been able to unhook a bra since the age of 11, But haven't go no titty?

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Lol, my sleep-deprived mind took that as my hands going through the sweater, literally.

Yeah, I've never touched a boob...at 16. Pathetic.



Oh woe is me.

Damn dude. I been touching boobs since I was ten minutes old.

 

[klunderbunker]

I didn't see or touch my first one until 20. Be patient.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Hay Blaze. Here is a Boobie for you...

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

I didn't see or touch my first one until 20. Be patient.

Not breast fed I take it.

 

[santinoistight44]

kb you are a great role model

 

[klunderbunker]

Not breast fed I take it.

No, but allow me to rephrase. Wasn't until 20 that I saw or touched one of a girl that wasn't related to me.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

No, but allow me to rephrase. Wasn't until 20 that I saw or touched one of a girl that wasn't related to me.

Um dude, we're from the south, we're ALL FUCKING RELATED! lol

 

[santinoistight44]

lol

 

[klunderbunker]

Um dude, we're from the south, we're ALL FUCKING RELATED! lol

She was from California.

 

[santinoistight44]

still friends with her?

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

She was from California.

Oh okay. Well the nation wasn't populated by a million people. A handful came here and got it on. WE'RE ALL STILL RELATED! lol

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Adam and Eve FTW.

 

[santinoistight44]

what does FTW mean?

 

[klunderbunker]

For the Win, or in ECW Fuck the World, which oddly enough the California girl taught me.

 

[klunderbunker]

still friends with her?

After a long story and a lot of tears from me, no.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Or it could stand for Fuck the What. as In WTF backwards.

 

[santinoistight44]

After a long story and a lot of tears from me, no.

im really sorry to hear that... prank call her

 

[klunderbunker]

No. She's with the guy she wants to be with now and is happy. If she's happy, I'm happy.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

For the Win, or in ECW Fuck the World, which oddly enough the California girl taught me.

She fucked the world too? Fuckin talk about incest like a muthfucka. Dayum. lol

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Adam and Eve FTW.

It's the year 2008, it's Adam and Steve and Sally and Eve these days.

 

[klunderbunker]

No just her boyfriend a week after we said we loved each other.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

im really sorry to hear that... prank call her

Can I be on the line when you prank call her?

 

[Monkey_Mania]

It's the year 2008, it's Adam and Steve and Sally and Eve these days.

 

[klunderbunker]

The only prank call I've ever done was to my father who I can't stand. He's convinced I'm an angel and the perfect son so a friend of mine came over and stood in the corner of the room while I turned music on and she kept shouting for me to throw her another beer and I made it seem as if I was very nervous.