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Milkyway!

Hodor!
Dear _________,
I ____ you.
You have a nice ______.
You make me _______.
You should _______.
Someday I will ______.
You + me = ________.
If I saw you now I'd __________.
I want to ________ you.
I would build a _______ just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be ________.
We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)

Dear Tom Brady,
I love you.
You have a nice body.
You make me bonorized.
You should do some porn.
Someday I will fuck you annally.
You + me = sex.
If I saw you now I'd rape a bear.
I want to rape you.
I would build a box just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be put a dick in a box.
We could rape bears under the stars.
Love,
Peyton manning.

(P.S. I wish I were as good a quarterback as you.)
 
Dear cheese,
I cheese you.
You have a nice cheese.
You make me cheese.
You should cheese.
Someday I will cheese.
You + me = cheese.
If I saw you now I'd cheese.
I want to cheese you.
I would build a cheese just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be cheese.
We could cheese under the stars.
Love,
Cheese

(P.S. How many apes are in that light socket?)
 
Dear Chavo,
I hate you.
You have a nice lack of intelligence.
You make me sick.
You should fuck off.
Someday I will fire you from wal mart.
You + me = me kicking you in the nuts.
If I saw you now I'd spit in your face.
I want to kick you.
I would build a statue made of Guano just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be The %$&^ U Song.
We could watch you get fired under the stars.
Love,
Some Of Your Ex Fans

(P.S. Hornswoggle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You.)
 
Dear WrestleZone Forums,
I intimidate you.
You have a nice way of doing whatever I want you to, whether you realize it or not.
You make me shake my head at how gullible some of you are.
You should kiss my feet, because it's the closest you'll ever get to sucking my dick.
Someday I will ban you all.
You + me = Me banning you.
If I saw you now I'd laugh in your face with ridicule.
I want to IP Ban you.
I would build a Prison just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye.
We could let me tear you a new asshole in a debate under the stars.
Love,
Administrator Slyfox696

(P.S. If you were even half as good as me, I'd still be twice as good as you.)
 
Slyfox696 said:
Dear WrestleZone Forums,
I intimidate you.
You have a nice way of doing whatever I want you to, whether you realize it or not.
You make me shake my head at how gullible some of you are.
You should kiss my feet, because it's the closest you'll ever get to sucking my dick.
Someday I will ban you all.
You + me = Me banning you.
If I saw you now I'd laugh in your face with ridicule.
I want to IP Ban you.
I would build a Prison just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye.
We could let me tear you a new asshole in a debate under the stars.
Love,
Administrator Slyfox696

(P.S. If you were even half as good as me, I'd still be twice as good as you.)
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Feeling a little cantankerous today, are we?
 
Dear Xfear,
I love you.
You have a nice bong.
You make me want to watch Reservoir Dogs.
You should meet up with me, then go down and see FTS at his new job.
Someday I will go to Grad School in Rhode Island, just for you.
You + me = A Duo that few could beat.
If I saw you now I'd undress you with my eyes.
I want to Bonerjam you.
I would build a giant Terry Funk monument just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be Stanky Legg by the G-Spot Boys. (:lmao::lmao:)
We could cuddle under the stars.
Love,
Razor

(P.S.I'd pee in your butt.)
 
Dear Lane Kiffin,
I laugh at you.
You have a nice way of coming off as an asshole.
You make me glad I'm not a Tennesee fan.
You should quit.
Someday I will watch you be fired.
You + me = me laughing at you.
If I saw you now I'd ridicule you.
I want to laugh at you.
I would build a good quarterback but refuse to hand him over just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be not Rocky Top.
We could talk about how bad Tennesee is under the stars.
Love,
America

(P.S. You couldn't wear Urban Meyer's jockstrap.)
 
Dear CH David,
I give props toyou.
You have a nice way of rockin' a Benoit avatar one day and a CM Punk one the next.
You make me want to read news of the White Sox games.
You should have your radio show and give a shout-out to me one day.
Someday I will get on your talkshow.
You + me = good times.
If I saw you now I'd high-five you.
I want to give a Tory Lane DVD to you.
I would build a Konerko Shrine just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be Take me out to the ballgame.
We could hang out and get drunk under the stars.
Love,
me, you bastard

(P.S. No, Razor. Puerto Rico isn't a state yet.)
 
Dear Jake
I like you.
You have a nice way of using sarcasm and truthfulness in your posts.
You make me smile.
You should come on more.
Someday I will hope to be half as cool as you.
You + me = The Imaginary Life of Cockroaches.
If I saw you now I'd ask you how's it going.
I want to read more life stories from you.
I would build a statue of Jason Statham with a cats head just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be "Zombie" by the Cranberries.
We could fix bathroom tiles under the stars.
Love,
Marquis

(P.S. Hi.)
 
Dear Torrie Wilson,
I lust for you.
You have a nice set of cans.
You make me tingly in the pants.
You should leave your attractive MMA boyfriend and join me on a cruise to the Bahamas.
Someday I will find someone else, but still fantasize about you when I am with her.
You + me =messy sheets.
If I saw you now I'd contribute my part of the mess.
I want to pleasure you.
I would build a home with mattresses for floors just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be Total Eclispse of the Heart.
We could dance under the stars.
Love,
The guy who's been sending you all of those creepy letters.
(P.S. I sealed the envelope with semen.)
 
Dear TM,
I am you.
You have a nice shade of brown hair.
You make me breath.
You should drink more often.
Someday I will drink more often.
You + me = TM^2.
If I saw you now I'd be looking in a mirror.
I want to touch you.
I would build a cocoon just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be Show Me The Way To Go Home.
We could Sleep under the stars.
Love,
Bus Wanker

(P.S. Where did Q and R go?.)
 
Dear Paul Gross,
I love you.
You have a nice everything.
You make me wet.
You should call me for fucks sake.
Someday I will move to canada for you.
You + me = New series of Due South.
If I saw you now I'd comment on how we both have a crooked tooth in the same place.
I want to poke you.
I would build a campfire just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be Recycling Is Gay by Anal Cunt.
We could Barn Dance under the stars.
Love,
His Lordship

(P.S. <3.)
 
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