I'm turned off from sex for a while...

[TheOneBigWill]

And Will, if you want Emily, I'll take a Million Dollar Belt, and 6 months, post pregnancy, with Erin

I feel like Bob Barker on the Price is Right. Come on down.

I have Ms. TM, Emily, and Erin all standing in a row. Erin is pissed off, with a pair of nut cutters. Emily is making oral gestures, and Ms. TM.. well, she's just standing there. With the distant roar of the crowd in the background yelling which to pick.

 

[NSL]

I feel like Bob Barker on the Price is Right. Come on down.

I have Ms. TM, Emily, and Erin all standing in a row. Erin is pissed off, with a pair of nut cutters. Emily is making oral gestures, and Ms. TM.. well, she's just standing there. With the distant roar of the crowd in the background yelling which to pick.

It could be worse. Could be Let's Make A Deal. They're behind Door #1. KB and "Jane"/William are behind Door #2 playing "Izzy or Isn't he?" and Becca is behind Door #3, assuming she'll win, because well, according to her, being Becca wins all.

 

[Profit]

Hey, kid, tuck away that boner you got for Becca.

Chris Hansen, you are needed.

 

[NSL]

Hey, kid, tuck away that boner you got for Becca.

Chris Hansen, you are needed.

How'd you know I have a boner? And, no. It's not from Becca.

I'm viewing SkimTube on my laptop...

 

[Profit]

I'm sure you are.

 

[Ms. TM Canada]

I feel like Bob Barker on the Price is Right. Come on down.

I have Ms. TM, Emily, and Erin all standing in a row. Erin is pissed off, with a pair of nut cutters. Emily is making oral gestures, and Ms. TM.. well, she's just standing there. With the distant roar of the crowd in the background yelling which to pick.

Ms TM is not just standing anywhere. She is using Google Map to make sure she is far, far away from the Will household. I don't understand what all this talk of belts and exchanges is, but I want no part in it.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Ms TM is not just standing anywhere. She is using Google Map to make sure she is far, far away from the Will household. I don't understand what all this talk of belts and exchanges is, but I want no part in it.

SO my options are.. OR Erin? TM, you're definately not getting a belt until you settle her down and set some ground rules.

 

[Mr. TM]

Here is the ruling. You can have Erin, but I get Robyn, the ECW Championship and your mod spot. You may also have a cookie.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Here is the ruling. You can have Erin, but I get Robyn, the ECW Championship and your mod spot. You may also have a cookie.

The first part of that sounded like a great deal. All the way up until the "but I" kicked in. It did pick back up around the "you may also have" bit though.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

The first part of that sounded like a great deal. All the way up until the "but I" kicked in. It did pick back up around the "you may also have" bit though.

Well...like I said...I'll trade straight across... WHC belt with my name on it, you keep my wife... No refunds, No Warranty...

 

[NSL]

SO my options are.. OR Erin? TM, you're definately not getting a belt until you settle her down and set some ground rules.

I'm going out on a limb here...But, I don't think Erin will be an option after reading that...

Just a hunch...

 

[Derf]

Wow, sounds like I missed a hell of a convo... Oh, and just an update, the whole "turned off sex" thing, it has passed. It as my first time with a bleeder, so obviously I was turned off. I still don't plan on having sex with another bleeder, but I'm still planning on taking it when I can.

 

[Deadman]

Good job!

 

[Phoenix]

Wow, sounds like I missed a hell of a convo... Oh, and just an update, the whole "turned off sex" thing, it has passed. It as my first time with a bleeder, so obviously I was turned off. I still don't plan on having sex with another bleeder, but I'm still planning on taking it when I can.

I wanted to go back to your original statement as I've had the experience of this situation too (and unfortunately not just once). Where her being on the period could be one thing, there is another possibility, and to cut corners as I can't remember the proper name, she could have a small p*ssy. We come in different sizes, so do they.

This might seem like an odd question given the situation, but do you remember any moments where she looked in pain, even for a second?

 

[Derf]

I wanted to go back to your original statement as I've had the experience of this situation too (and unfortunately not just once). Where her being on the period could be one thing, there is another possibility, and to cut corners as I can't remember the proper name, she could have a small p*ssy. We come in different sizes, so do they.

This might seem like an odd question given the situation, but do you remember any moments where she looked in pain, even for a second?

Haha I already had this convo with my roomates, and I doubt thats the case, cause if it was, she would have told her friends by now. Odds are, she's just hoping I didn't notice. I dn't even think she knew, my guess is it started that night and she was drunk anyways.

 

[Deadman]

This reminds me to much of superbad.

 

[FromTheSouth]

[QUOTE="Bad Ass" Johnny Gunnz;893005]I'll talk to my wife, but I'll take a World Heavyweight Championship belt, and you don't even have to give her back... That would truly make me the World Heavyweight Champion!![/QUOTE]

If he wrestled her down, wouldn't he be Heavyweight Champion?

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

If he wrestled her down, wouldn't he be Heavyweight Champion?

I don't think they have a weightclass that goes that high...Well...they did, but Yokozuna and Earthquake; Golga (John Tenta) are dead now... So, she's in a class all her own...

 

[Bernkastel]

[QUOTE="Bad Ass" Johnny Gunnz;893611]I don't think they have a weightclass that goes that high...Well...they did, but Yokozuna and Earthquake; Golga (John Tenta) are dead now... So, she's in a class all her own...[/QUOTE]

so... what your saying is... she's unslammable?

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Hulk Hogan would get a hernia just looking at my wife...

(Ok, not really...My wife is not big at all, I just love bashing her for making my life miserable)

 

[Bernkastel]

[QUOTE="Bad Ass" Johnny Gunnz;893787]Hulk Hogan would get a hernia just looking at my wife...

(Ok, not really...My wife is not big at all, I just love bashing her for making my life miserable)[/QUOTE]

she has alot of mental baggage, I get it. If the extra mental baggage that most women experience could be added to the weight of their person, most women would weigh around 600 pounds instead of around 100 pounds

 

[CCS]

This thread confirms my previous thoughts about Will being a pervert.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Oh christ...If we're converting mental baggage to weight, I'd need a crane and a team of carpenters to knock a wall out of my house to get this bitch in and out... I could probably end up fucking one of her many "baggage folds" and she wouldn't feel it for 2 weeks...

 

[Bernkastel]

[QUOTE="Bad Ass" Johnny Gunnz;893808]Oh christ...If we're converting mental baggage to weight, I'd need a crane and a team of carpenters to knock a wall out of my house to get this bitch in and out... I could probably end up fucking one of her many "baggage folds" and she wouldn't feel it for 2 weeks...[/QUOTE]

carpenters? is your house made solely of wood?

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

carpenters? is your house made solely of wood?

Ok, fine... I'll hire a group of cheap laborers (I don't mean Mexicans)....(Yes I do) and they'll do something I don't ask them to do...because apparently that's what they do best!

"Hey Seenior... We took out de gwall...and put in a gweendow. Ees better dat gway. Besys, I gwant to fack jor gwife."

Or something like that...