IMPACT Wrestling LD for 06.16.11

[klunderbunker]

....three months of scoring system nonsense.

DANG IT QUIT TRYING TO MAKE IT LIKE A REAL SPORT ALREADY!!!!!

Also, why would Morgan turn down a TV TItle match is EVERY MATCH counts to the standings?

 

[It's Damn Real!]

So being upset because you've been lied to is whining now?

I have no clue how you could defend this feud continuing. For the love of Christ they've included Angle's own children and gold medals, what the fuck else could they put up for grabs? Angle's dick? Are they going to have a castration on a pole match next week or something?

So they're castrated before the match? What's the point of that?

 

[klunderbunker]

How could you put castration on a pole? Isn't it a verb?

Don't challenge Russo. Please.

 

[shattered dreams]

Winner gets the competent reattachment surgeon.

 

[Gelgarin]

Don't challenge Russo. Please.

I am absolutely convinced that the only reason Russo ever books pole matches any more is to poke a certain section of internet fans with a stick.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Will that be then: *Winner of the tournament* vs. Ken Anderson vs. Kurt Ange?

I think you forgot to throw Jarrett into that mix.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Kid Kash, baby!

 

[The Dragon Saga]

It's, "Taz and I," Mike Tenay. Use proper English if you're going to have a profession in journalism.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

BFG series looks good

 

[JGlass]

Sweet, Kid Kash! I know who wins this one, but I'm excited to see all these guys.

 

[Gelgarin]

Three former competitors. Coo, consider me interested.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Rave... get a real guitar, please?

 

[X]

Kid Kash...fuck yeah.

Jimmy Rave...double fuck yeah.

AUSTIN ARIES...triple ten thousand fuck yeahs in a forest full of fuck yeahs. FUCK. YEAH!

 

[Gelgarin]

Jimmy Rave! I remember enjoying him.

 

[DJZ888]

This is pretty cool.

 

[WWWYKI777]

Oh wow Austin Airies on TNA

 

[The Dragon Saga]

AUSTIN FUCKIN' ARIES!!!

THERE IS A GOD!!!

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Aeries. WIN.

That's the winner right there.

 

[klunderbunker]

So this is part of another tournament for a contract?

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

AUSTIN ARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gelgarin]

Aeries, interesting. Let's see if the hype was right.

 

[.]

Kash has not aged well...

 

[It's Damn Real!]

All three of these men deserve to be on the roster full-time, especially Aeries.

 

[JGlass]

Oh Austin Aries, what made you think taunting both guys would work out well for you?

Jeeze I can't wait for them to bring the six sided ring back.

 

[Daniel]

Aries puts the vast majority of the TNA roster to shame.