I AM THE Royal Rumble Live Discussion

[TLC]

Miz is shit.

Not really. Just wanted to change it up.

 

[The Doctor]

Pwned.

 

[Tastycles]

There isn't a Raw GM, so presumably Teddy is de facto GM during PPVs.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Does ANYONE care about Shepard? Seriously.

One of our guys is dating someone who is famous to forty year old housewives. Let's play that up. If you combine that with midgets, we get the demo we've been looking for.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

An axe handle off the top rope? I like it.

 

[The Doctor]

What are they chanting?

 

[FromTheSouth]

There isn't a Raw GM, so presumably Teddy is de facto GM during PPVs.

That makes sense. Plus, you used Latin words, so yeah.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Why doesn't Miz just get himself counted out or DQ'd? He got booked in a match he didn't want and he's a heel.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

There we go, Teddy Long is in charge tonight.

 

[Tastycles]

Dark match: Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim, Eve, and The Bella Twins d. Alicia Fox, Natalya, Maryse, Jillian, and Katie Lea Burchill

I can't believe that didn't make the main show.

 

[Mr. TM]

Register guests! We are all awesome in here!

 

[The Doctor]

BALLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

 

[TLC]

MVP just had a grin like Stuntz.

 

[X]

Sorry but LOL at you guys thinking the Miz is going to win the Rumble. Not gonna happen. I'd bet 1000 dollars right now it's going to be Triple H.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Did you just say The Big Mo? What about the Big Oscar and the Big Mabel?

I love Matt Stryker on the mic.

 

[Macca]

I miss that inflatable tunnel MVP used to have. Same with the intro he used to have with his music that's gone now.

I associate that stuff with the time that we all thought MVP had a bright future ahead of himself. Remember when we used to say that. Now when you look at him, you just wonder about how many times he had to toss the other inmates' salads back in Miami correctional thanks to Miz.

Now THAT's straight up ballin'.

 

[Mr. Truth]

Why doesn't Miz just get himself counted out or DQ'd? He got booked in a match he didn't want and he's a heel.

Because that would make too much sense from a heel standpoint.

 

[Tastycles]

Why doesn't Miz just get himself counted out or DQ'd? He got booked in a match he didn't want and he's a heel.

Why doesn't every single heel just do that? Seriously, looking at wrestling logically is never going to work.

 

[The Doctor]

Woo!

 

[Mr. Truth]

MIZ IS AWESOME.

 

[The Doctor]

Phew. LET'S GO MIZ!! They're actually booing him now, thankfully.

 

[Mr. TM]

MIZ!

 

[TLC]

Rightful winner there.

The playmaker sucks. Lol at the boo's.

 

[mceja103]

...And Miz retains!

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Blast Area is not functioning properly. Ricky is mad.