Dead Kennedy
Forever Holly
Judging by the card so far and judging on past events SummerSlam looks worse this year than previous. I can't even remember anything from it other than Triple H's return. Wasn't that also King Booker's last match in WWE?
Triple H, bless his noble heart, cannot carry a guy like Khali through an entire match. Nobody can, not even Hogan at his juiciest. Just like the smallest guy in WWE, Hornswoggle, Khali has no business being in any title picture. Keep them as comic relief and monster heels to give jobbers a *ahem* job. Anyway, not even the Big Show, who is one of those guys who can work with almost anyone and make them look good, failed to do it at Backlash. No way in Stamford, CT is Hunter gonna be able to. And you know that if Khali does win, I'm changing the channel. Or deleting the file from my computer. Maybe.
Mark Henry vs. Matt Hardy sounds like another "meh" match. Mark Henry has this incredibly slow pace to his work that just becomes boring after a while. I don't think Matt Hardy will win this one, but he may win at a later point. This will probably be where I pause to bake my pizza.
Cena vs. Batista. Oh boy. The only way this could be good is if Batista turns heel. I really don't care, but I'm glad we don't get another JBL vs. Cena clusterfest.
Edge vs. Undertaker is the only one I'm REALLY psyched about as of press time. Edge and Undertaker have worked some of the years' best matches, and Hell in a Cell is always good. Especially when you got the Undertaker in it. Undertaker is gonna crush Edge.
Triple H, bless his noble heart, cannot carry a guy like Khali through an entire match. Nobody can, not even Hogan at his juiciest. Just like the smallest guy in WWE, Hornswoggle, Khali has no business being in any title picture. Keep them as comic relief and monster heels to give jobbers a *ahem* job. Anyway, not even the Big Show, who is one of those guys who can work with almost anyone and make them look good, failed to do it at Backlash. No way in Stamford, CT is Hunter gonna be able to. And you know that if Khali does win, I'm changing the channel. Or deleting the file from my computer. Maybe.
Mark Henry vs. Matt Hardy sounds like another "meh" match. Mark Henry has this incredibly slow pace to his work that just becomes boring after a while. I don't think Matt Hardy will win this one, but he may win at a later point. This will probably be where I pause to bake my pizza.
Cena vs. Batista. Oh boy. The only way this could be good is if Batista turns heel. I really don't care, but I'm glad we don't get another JBL vs. Cena clusterfest.
Edge vs. Undertaker is the only one I'm REALLY psyched about as of press time. Edge and Undertaker have worked some of the years' best matches, and Hell in a Cell is always good. Especially when you got the Undertaker in it. Undertaker is gonna crush Edge.