ECW LD: Will Shelton do something other than act boring???

[Lil Wes]

Jesus Christ this dude is white.

 

[X]

Wow. Can't believe you guys actually enjoyed that Shelton promo. Not only was it incredibly racist, but it wasn't even slightly humorous. An awful attempt at an Asian "ching-chong" accent and bowing a few times is considered "hilarious" now?

You guys have some SERIOUSLY low standards for comedy.

Would it have been "hilarious" if Shelton came out eating fried chicken and watermelon with a chain around his neck tied to a white slavemaster? That'd be hilarious huh.

 

[The Doctor]

Dude, THREE new superstars in one episode!

Tiffany is officially > Teddy Long

 

[salomon1080s]

generic promo

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Sheamus is just about as bright as the sun...something he could deffo use some more of. His theme kicks ass though.

 

[The Doctor]

Oliver is a shit first name for a wrestler.

 

[Ty Burna]

Jesus Christ this dude is white.

God damn is he ever

 

[Lil Wes]

Do they not have a fucking sun in Ireland? Christ's sake.

 

[The Doctor]

Will we see any Ryder tonight? Or Hurricane? Or will this ep be devoted to new stars?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

what the FUCK


this guy looks ridiculous. I dig him though, I think

 

[The Doctor]

When will Joe Hennig get called up?

 

[klunderbunker]

Saw this guy beat up Jamie Noble at Raw. Far better promo there than here.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Fucking OUCH, that backbreaker was insane.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

"the wwe universe is in awe of Sheamus" yes, fine way of covering the silence in the arena

 

[gold standard]

sheamus needs a tan badly

 

[Ty Burna]

Nice finisher, I'm liking this dude. So far 2 of 3 for the new superstar initiative, and Washington may just become something.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Yes, Benjamin was offensive. But so was George Carlin, and he was one of the funniest comedians of all time. Believe it or not, you can laugh at offensive things. The benjamin match/promo was awesome.

Who the hell is this Washington fellow? Now we get Sheamus, This makes 3 debuts with ABSOLUTELY NO HYPE. WHAT THE F$#@. He does have a cool finisher though, and he looks big (that or the jobber is a midget).

 

[BooCocky]

Sheamus is the MAN

 

[Mighty NorCal]

THAT finisher looked like it hurt like fuck

 

[Murfish]

Wow. Can't believe you guys actually enjoyed that Shelton promo. Not only was it incredibly racist, but it wasn't even slightly humorous. An awful attempt at an Asian "ching-chong" accent and bowing a few times is considered "hilarious" now?

You guys have some SERIOUSLY low standards for comedy.

Would it have been "hilarious" if Shelton came out eating fried chicken and watermelon with a chain around his neck tied to a white slavemaster? That'd be hilarious huh.

Agreed, especially because it was supposed to be heel work.

The bold part went a tad too far: slaves aren't allowed to have chicken or watermelons.

 

[Lee]

lol local jobber lasted longer than benjamin

 

[salomon1080s]

rock bottem back breaker

 

[The Doctor]

Go back to the military outfit!

 

[The Doctor]

Yeah, Abraham Washington coulda had a few Tonight Show-like promos or something.

 

[Lil Wes]

Kozlov is probably going to beat the shit out of Regal after the match. he hinted a face turn a month ago.