Dream Sex Partners

[Alex]

What the fuck is a Taylor Momsen?

Spoiler

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Only famous ones, obviously.

I wouldn't disagree

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Corey Graves?

For sure.

 

[Miko]

I wouldn't disagree

I'll see you and raise you



Oh righty

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Well played, ser.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I get turned on more by a cute woman, than a "sexy" one. Makes no sense, but there you go. That's my Emma Stone excuse.

I stopped pretending cuteness was important when Meg Ryan turned in to a serpent.

I also don't think Emma Stone is necessarily that cute. Don't get me wrong, it would be a major accomplishment for me and she is attractive but I can see sexier women on my walk to work.

Still, if I meet her I'll put in a good word for you. If things work out maybe you and her can double with my wife and me.

 

[Mac Attack]

I stopped pretending cuteness was important when Meg Ryan turned in to a serpent.

I also don't think Emma Stone is necessarily that cute. Don't get me wrong, it would be a major accomplishment for me and she is attractive but I can see sexier women on my walk to work.

Still, if I meet her I'll put in a good word for you. If things work out maybe you and her can double with my wife and me.

Oh boy I want that good word too. I said she's mine in the opening post.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Oh boy I want that good word too. I said she's mine in the opening post.

Venity Fair has an article out with her where she discusses her love of getting double penetrated so it won't be awkward when I try to sell both of you guys.

The only question is whether or not you and Bear Hug will look each other in the eyes mid-coitus.

 

[Mac Attack]

Venity Fair has an article out with her where she discusses her love of getting double penetrated so it won't be awkward when I try to sell both of you guys.

The only question is whether or not you and Bear Hug will look each other in the eyes mid-coitus.

Oh us Rugby players have learned to respect each others privacy so I doubt that'll happen.

 

[Coco]

My scumbag brain can't tell if the Vanity Fair thing is a joke. I certainly won't Google it though. Don't care that much about Emma Stone.

 

[Mac Attack]

My scumbag brain can't tell if the Vanity Fair thing is a joke. I certainly won't Google it though. Don't care that much about Emma Stone.

Partial truth. There's a picture of her in it with two other guys in a bed. Not much else except that.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Emma Stone's dating Spiderman apparently. Something about her being fingerbanged while he was wearing the costume won her over. She seems like the kind of girl that's down with being fingerbanged by a dude in a costume.

I once pretended to be a McDonalds employee and do the same thing. Wasn't as satisfying though.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

My scumbag brain can't tell if the Vanity Fair thing is a joke. I certainly won't Google it though. Don't care that much about Emma Stone.

I swear I thought I made it up but...

Partial truth. There's a picture of her in it with two other guys in a bed. Not much else except that.

I'll leave the gossip to the experts.

Always assumed Vanity Fair was for middle aged women. Who knew the hipster youths had such mature tastes?

 

[Dirk]

I stopped pretending cuteness was important when Meg Ryan turned in to a serpent.

Nah, never liked her.

Still, if I meet her I'll put in a good word for you. If things work out maybe you and her can double with my wife and me.

This would be great, but I hope you buy the wifey flowers, because otherwise it'll be awkward when I offer Emma an engagement ring.

Oh boy I want that good word too. I said she's mine in the opening post.

I don't recall reading the word "dibbs", so...

The only question is whether or not you and Bear Hug will look each other in the eyes mid-coitus.

I'm sure I've had worse than Mac.

Oh us Rugby players have learned to respect each others privacy so I doubt that'll happen.

*Lol, so rucks didn't happen for you? As a prop, I had a lock's forearm brush against the old boy for years.
*Did you forget it's Emma?
*Not even if I let you take the front?
*I haven't played full-contact in 3 years...

 

[Mac Attack]

I swear I thought I made it up but...



I'll leave the gossip to the experts.

Always assumed Vanity Fair was for middle aged women. Who knew the hipster youths had such mature tastes?

Actually unlike Coco I just straight up googled it. I'm not quite at the point for vanity fair yet.

 

[Lowdown]

Always assumed Vanity Fair was for middle aged women. Who knew the hipster youths had such mature tastes?

Funny, at the Barnes & Noble I used to work at they kept Vanity Fair in the lifestyles section, right under men's.

 

[The Butcher]

Barnes & Noble knows where things are headed.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Ashley Benson.

I wouldn't mind taking Chanel West Coast to a nasty fleabag motel for a couple of hours to bump uglies.

I'd fuck both of them, Ashley Benson is fucking gorgeous.

Which reminds me I love me some Shay Mitchell and Lucy Hale as well.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

My wife's best friend. Would wreck that bitch. I'm a terrible person.

 

[Mac Attack]

My wife's best friend. Would wreck that bitch. I'm a terrible person.

Might I suggest threesome? That way your wife can be ok with it and you get the bitch. Problem solved.

 

[The Butcher]

Might I suggest threesome? That way your wife can be ok with it and you get the bitch. Problem solved.

Yeah, Drew, it's just that simple. Your wife will be totally fine with it.

 

[Mac Attack]

Yeah, Drew, it's just that simple. Your wife will be totally fine with it.

A man can dream.

 

[Wolf Pac]

Gemma Atkinson, JWoww, Tanit Phoenix

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Is it wrong that one reason I wanna get with Taylor Swift is so I can be made famous with a song about me? We all know it'd happen.

 

[Dirk]

Is it wrong that one reason I wanna get with Taylor Swift is so I can be made infamous with a song about me?

Fixed

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