Dream Sex Partners

[Slyfox696]

Man, if I posted anything here and my girl found out, I'd be dreaming for eternity. Happy dreams nonetheless.

Okay okay. Avril Lavigne, Rachel Starr, Jessica Alba, Shakira. The number one though is Avril for sure. Something about her is just so damn sexy. Me gusta!

Ahh, now I see why your girl would be mad, you have horrible taste in women.

 

[Starkist]

Ahh, now I see why your girl would be mad, you have horrible taste in women.

No way, and explain how so? Who do you like Slyfox?

 

[Danger Burger]

No way, and explain how so? Who do you like Slyfox?

 

[Starkist]

I don't get it Burger? I am lost lol.

 

[Con T.]

In life, I usually have one rule
Don't fuck someone who's seen Chad Kroeger's tool

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I wouldn't mind taking Chanel West Coast to a nasty fleabag motel for a couple of hours to bump uglies.

 

[Coco]

Meredith Vieira, without make-up and in an unflattering light.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Chyna.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Meredith Vieira, without make-up and in an unflattering light.

You are a brave man. Would adding Hoda Kotb and Kathy Lee Gifford as soft swinging partners ruin your dream?

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

I thought of about a dozen really attractive women that I wouldn't mind having sex with, and then I realized, I'd probably be way too intimidated to actually perform adequately. I mean, I'm not inexperienced, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't feel ridiculously nervous having sex with somebody like Emma Stone; although she seems like she'd be really fun to hang out with. I have decent self confidence, I just don't have a lot of sex with random people. It's usually with girlfriends, friends that I'm interested in, etc. People I have at least some sort of connection and familiarity with. Never had a one night stand, been set up, or anything like that. If I got to hang out with Emma Stone, I'd probably just want to hang out with Emma Stone.

TL;DR - Karen Gillan

 

[Coco]

You are a brave man. Would adding Hoda Kotb and Kathy Lee Gifford as soft swinging partners ruin your dream?

I have no time for Hoda Kotb. Kathy Lee can join in on the fun so long as she remains as silent as possible.

 

[Danger Burger]

I don't get it Burger? I am lost lol.

Just a laugh as Sly's righteousness and interest in David E. Kelly tv shows. Lady Justice would be an ideal sexual partner...

It doesn't seem as funny now.

 

[Starkist]

Just a laugh as Sly's righteousness and interest in David E. Kelly tv shows. Lady Justice would be an ideal sexual partner...

It doesn't seem as funny now.

It's funny to me, well yeah maybe you're right. Damn, why did I not get it the first time. Back to the can I go...

 

[Dirk]

I thought of about a dozen really attractive women that I wouldn't mind having sex with, and then I realized, I'd probably be way too intimidated to actually perform adequately.

I feel the exact same way and Emma Stone would be my example too. Do girls feel like this about *pick a name*?

Chyna

You must like anal, then...

 

[Coco]

I feel the exact same way and Emma Stone would be my example too. Do girls feel like this about *pick a name*?

Corey Graves?

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Love this.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Love this.

She's a Kentuckian, too.

 

[Coco]

So she knows how to take a punch?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

So she knows how to take a punch?

She better.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I've been on a Katy Perry kick lately.

What the fuck is wrong with people that say Emma Stone? She's alright, but she's the girl you mentionn when other girls are around and you don't want to come off like a complete perve.

 

[Dirk]

I get turned on more by a cute woman, than a "sexy" one. Makes no sense, but there you go. That's my Emma Stone excuse.

 

[hatehabsforever]

I think that Taylor Swift, Velvet Sky, Maryse, or Kelly Kelly would make me feel very happy.

 

[Miko]

With the luxury of choice I've got to say... Anybody willing! For the love of Christ!

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

With the luxury of choice I've got to say... Anybody willing! For the love of Christ!

Nuns?

 

[Miko]

Nuns?

Only famous ones, obviously.