D-Man and IC25's Official NJexus HQ

[THE Madcap]

admiring teh pron stars...

 

[Mighty NorCal]

WAIT

 

[Mighty NorCal]

WAIT are you telling me that bianca beauchamp does fucking porn?!?!

My <3 is </3

I thought she was just a model

 

[D-Man]

No no no no... I wish, though...

 

[THE Madcap]

almost giving Norcal a heartattack FTW

sorry dude, she looks like a porn star...u know...filthy

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ok so then whats the big deal? Just because they are Porn stars dont mean they aren't attractive ladies. I just y'know, wouldnt have anything to do with them

 

[THE Madcap]

dude, you're talking to someone who's kinda banged one...i can appreciate their beauty

 

[THE Madcap]

I have nowhere else to put this...

 

[D-Man]

Beautiful. You put it in the perfect place. And by looking at it, I know where I'D put it...

 

[THE Madcap]

dat azz is just perfect

Athlete ass at its finest.

 

[Dave]

I have nowhere else to put this...

Oh, my goodness.

 

[THE Madcap]

and a vid of course...

Spoiler

[YOUTUBE]OL96NfI0y5A[/YOUTUBE]

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

*Holds up a 10 sign*.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

and a vid of course...

Spoiler

[YOUTUBE]OL96NfI0y5A[/YOUTUBE]

THAT is just absolutely amazing

 

[D-Man]

 

[CH David]

You creepy fuck.

 

[D-Man]

I saw that picture and was laughing my ass off for about 3 minutes straight. Then, I wiped my tears and posted the image link.

 

[CH David]

That is disturbing. Although it wouldn't surprise me if that person did say that.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

"oh no NorCal im not like YOU depra durr, I dont get serious that fast"

Wasnt that EARLIER THIS FUCKING WEEK you said that

Oh. Ohhhhh. The amount of shit im gonna give you. Never ending. there is no end to it. Do you see that over there? not the end of it.

 

[Барбоса]

Did D-Man change his Facebook status to "In a Relationship"?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

OH HE DID THATS FOR DAMN SURE

Not but what, FIVE DAYS after he scoffed at me about how he "might be serious" with this girl by fucking JULY? After he chastized me for my good nature in committing to girls I like in a timely manner?

Oh, and now he is in a relationshippppsszz.

Oh, Making fun of this. For days and dddaaaaayyysssss

 

[Dave]

You're in a bind now, D-Man.

Say someone hacked your computer and changed it whilst you were helping the elderly across the street or some other good Samaritan shit.

 

[Барбоса]

Not surprised; particularly after D-Man filled us in on the stature of her rack

 

[D-Man]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

"oh no NorCal im not like YOU depra durr, I dont get serious that fast"

Wasnt that EARLIER THIS FUCKING WEEK you said that

Oh. Ohhhhh. The amount of shit im gonna give you. Never ending. there is no end to it. Do you see that over there? not the end of it.

Hey now... I've known this girl for close to ten years and we've been dating for two months. I think it was time for a label to be introduced in our relationship.

So shut up.

 

[D-Man]

Did D-Man change his Facebook status to "In a Relationship"?

Yes, the rumors are true. Yours truly is officially off the market. So IC25 is going to have to cry himself to sleep knowing that he officially cannot have me anymore.